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"Due to the other candidates in the mix with around 5 years experience looking at $90,000 + super I feel $85,000 + super with your 2 years as a BA more likely to stand you in good stead of getting in front of them."

Yeah good FUCKING LUCK beating out candidates with 5 years experience. Why did I even fucking bother.

the technology that is out there these days

chances are whoever stole your bike will sell it to buy crack

tell me about beto, why does he post the candles?

I fucked my buddy's girlfriend, but I think I was more happy to fuck her than he was sad to lose her, so the overall cuckness in the world increased! So whatever.

>your

Need context mate. Don't understand the facts

Part of an email from the recruiter

"My net pleasure from receiving a blowjob from you is far greater than any discomfort you might feel giving it; therefor the net happiness in the world increases"
Tinder bio sample

Need to sex me up a qt 3.14 Emma Watson gf.

Asian girl yank respond to this post.

i like it but drop the noncery

Ask Harvey if you can barrow her.

Yeah, shit situation. Also, fuck off literal billionaire unless 90K is fuck all in australia

>literal billionaire
>90k/year

>pic
Pretty much shows why Locke is cancer.

Does this cuck's comic have a thread on every board?

still doesn’t mean the crackhead won’t be happy

shit thread
russian trolls

business idea: write some cuck story and post it among virgins

Can Turtle gay marry now then?

>Ask Harvey if you can barrow her.

If he had a bike lock he would've kept the bike dense russian

Guffawing at women who think they're oppressed for not having a 1:1 parity with men as politicians as if men are incapable of overseeing the interests of women. Wonder why there is no drive to achieve a parity in the mines or logging camps.

Hi vlad

asian yank girl wont like this post

Brits will return to this thread in a few hours

Thank god

The hours of yank/mexican/Swedish torment are drawing to a close

rude

morning father
I hear you're a racist now

democracy is stupid and inevitably leads to the weak ruling over the strong

as you extend the franchise to more and more people you get closer and closer to that point
a tyranny of weak dummies

There's no way I'd get a 90K job, I'd be happy to be on 70 at this stage.

Kill Mugabe

NEED a based gf that says things that make me go "BASED"

81818424
hi MI6

tried watching some clips of MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' but I couldn't keep going.

who the fuck watches MSM? it's so fake and sociopathic

How about this:
"I put the business anal in business analyst"

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you should probably be making your way to exit then, muhammad.

REWALS

Never been romantically involved with anyone

what was his goal

same

same
genuinely concerned for the day that a non-drunk lady tries to be intimate with me

unironically listening to green day. don't give a fuck if it's shit and for edgy teens only

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I’ve just witnessed an innocent little piglet put inside a cage with a snake and watch it have the life suffocated out of it whilst it screamed in pain

I want to kill my self fuck sake why would you do that to a little piglet

to make bruce angry

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

St Louis, missouri, is considered the gateway to the west.

founded by french fur traders in what was then spanish held territory, the city eventually became an American hub of breweries.

disappointed that the aussies voted for fag marriage

looks like the white man truly is finished

I like that girl too much i wish I never met her

oh, man

how does it feel being obese and a """white""" mexican, pablo?

>that body hair

that's definitely an arab

>10/29/17

one of my grandfathers didn't graduate from high school.

was normal back then though

there's 29 months in america

My girl so tight she uses earplugs as tampons

It was terrible Sweden

You should’ve seen the piglets face, it trusted the human and then it was put into a snake cage

Lousy Smarch weather!

finished my essay
have to be up at 9

lovely 3 hour sleep

You're in the snake cage right now user, and life is the snake

sometimes I feel like I'm the piglet

I wonder what Emma's farts smell like.

by golly, mary jane! this water is super spicy!

>You're in the snake cage right now user, and life is the snake

oh wait

the Emma watson poster is literally the fat Mexican with glasses

>yank feels as though hes a pig
woah im shocked

6 in the morning and I'm thinking I should end myself

I got up half an hour ago and I'm feeling great

You don't want to know lad
t.knower

ahh yes what a lovely jacket

*checks the price tag*
ahh hhhhhh yes shall be leaving promptly

JIDF is in full force on Sup Forums

hello nigger

>going on Sup Forums

they are shilling for the killing of mugabe

Women in general are more fond of the welfare state because they subconsciously don't have a tangible grasp of where these resources come from.

I realized this when a feminist told me that it shouldn't be any concern that men have higher workplace and military deaths because men's prevalence there is organic and purely their own choice. Of course, to her, why would they pursue such a dangerous field? That's true (though they would never use this argument for the low incidence of women in prestigious fields), this automatic dismissal is indicative of her not realizing that this NEEDS to exist. It is necessary for warfare and hard labor by men to exist.

>who cares that men love doing this so much lol? they shouldnt
>just pursue the safe fields like wymn and expect to receive all the advantages of it including the right to even do so because they apparently come out of thin air

el gatto

Have been working on this single problem set since 9pm last night WITHOUT PAUSE except for the 10min coffee break i just started

this is ~The Oxford Experience~
i shouldve fucking gone to manchester

you ever just stop scrolling and put your head and your hands and wonder what the fuck you're doing being on /brit/ at 1:30 in the morning?

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sounds like the brainlet experience tbqh

post it here i'll solve it in 5 minutes

honestly Canada hasn't used our military for self defense purposes for like 200 years. so I question the need of the military to exist.

I like david Hume's ideas of citizen militias

tell us what the old baliol college is like laddie

utilitarianism is not true

the total pleasure is not identical to the total good in the world.

very philosophical today Tim aha

I liked your Tim pic

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At least you’re not on brit at 06:42 in the morning (without having slept)

Immigrant workmate heard the marriage vote results and was like
>"well now they have to convince the other 40% or there'll be riots"

Been 12 years since I've heard of any kind of riot in this country. Don't think we're that kind of place.

at least you're not on brit at 07:42 in the morning (without having slept)

On /brit/ at 5:42pm after a day at work and shall be getting my full seven hours tonight

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Laughing at Leeds right now

America is your military just like they’re our military

They’re such cucks lol

>bummed
bit gay

Doxxable info desu