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"Due to the other candidates in the mix with around 5 years experience looking at $90,000 + super I feel $85,000 + super with your 2 years as a BA more likely to stand you in good stead of getting in front of them."
Yeah good FUCKING LUCK beating out candidates with 5 years experience. Why did I even fucking bother.
the technology that is out there these days
chances are whoever stole your bike will sell it to buy crack
tell me about beto, why does he post the candles?
I fucked my buddy's girlfriend, but I think I was more happy to fuck her than he was sad to lose her, so the overall cuckness in the world increased! So whatever.
>your
Need context mate. Don't understand the facts
Part of an email from the recruiter
"My net pleasure from receiving a blowjob from you is far greater than any discomfort you might feel giving it; therefor the net happiness in the world increases"
Tinder bio sample
Need to sex me up a qt 3.14 Emma Watson gf.
Asian girl yank respond to this post.
i like it but drop the noncery
Ask Harvey if you can barrow her.
Yeah, shit situation. Also, fuck off literal billionaire unless 90K is fuck all in australia
>literal billionaire
>90k/year
>pic
Pretty much shows why Locke is cancer.
Does this cuck's comic have a thread on every board?
still doesn’t mean the crackhead won’t be happy
shit thread
russian trolls
business idea: write some cuck story and post it among virgins
Can Turtle gay marry now then?
>Ask Harvey if you can barrow her.
If he had a bike lock he would've kept the bike dense russian
Guffawing at women who think they're oppressed for not having a 1:1 parity with men as politicians as if men are incapable of overseeing the interests of women. Wonder why there is no drive to achieve a parity in the mines or logging camps.
Hi vlad
asian yank girl wont like this post
Brits will return to this thread in a few hours
Thank god
The hours of yank/mexican/Swedish torment are drawing to a close
rude
morning father
I hear you're a racist now
democracy is stupid and inevitably leads to the weak ruling over the strong
as you extend the franchise to more and more people you get closer and closer to that point
a tyranny of weak dummies
There's no way I'd get a 90K job, I'd be happy to be on 70 at this stage.
Kill Mugabe
NEED a based gf that says things that make me go "BASED"
81818424
hi MI6
tried watching some clips of MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' but I couldn't keep going.
who the fuck watches MSM? it's so fake and sociopathic
How about this:
"I put the business anal in business analyst"
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you should probably be making your way to exit then, muhammad.
REWALS
Never been romantically involved with anyone
what was his goal
same
same
genuinely concerned for the day that a non-drunk lady tries to be intimate with me
unironically listening to green day. don't give a fuck if it's shit and for edgy teens only
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I’ve just witnessed an innocent little piglet put inside a cage with a snake and watch it have the life suffocated out of it whilst it screamed in pain
I want to kill my self fuck sake why would you do that to a little piglet
to make bruce angry
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
St Louis, missouri, is considered the gateway to the west.
founded by french fur traders in what was then spanish held territory, the city eventually became an American hub of breweries.
disappointed that the aussies voted for fag marriage
looks like the white man truly is finished
I like that girl too much i wish I never met her
oh, man
how does it feel being obese and a """white""" mexican, pablo?
>that body hair
that's definitely an arab
>10/29/17
one of my grandfathers didn't graduate from high school.
was normal back then though
there's 29 months in america
My girl so tight she uses earplugs as tampons
It was terrible Sweden
You should’ve seen the piglets face, it trusted the human and then it was put into a snake cage
Lousy Smarch weather!
finished my essay
have to be up at 9
lovely 3 hour sleep
You're in the snake cage right now user, and life is the snake
sometimes I feel like I'm the piglet
I wonder what Emma's farts smell like.
by golly, mary jane! this water is super spicy!
>You're in the snake cage right now user, and life is the snake
oh wait
the Emma watson poster is literally the fat Mexican with glasses
>yank feels as though hes a pig
woah im shocked
6 in the morning and I'm thinking I should end myself
I got up half an hour ago and I'm feeling great
You don't want to know lad
t.knower
ahh yes what a lovely jacket
*checks the price tag*
ahh hhhhhh yes shall be leaving promptly
JIDF is in full force on Sup Forums
hello nigger
>going on Sup Forums
they are shilling for the killing of mugabe
Women in general are more fond of the welfare state because they subconsciously don't have a tangible grasp of where these resources come from.
I realized this when a feminist told me that it shouldn't be any concern that men have higher workplace and military deaths because men's prevalence there is organic and purely their own choice. Of course, to her, why would they pursue such a dangerous field? That's true (though they would never use this argument for the low incidence of women in prestigious fields), this automatic dismissal is indicative of her not realizing that this NEEDS to exist. It is necessary for warfare and hard labor by men to exist.
>who cares that men love doing this so much lol? they shouldnt
>just pursue the safe fields like wymn and expect to receive all the advantages of it including the right to even do so because they apparently come out of thin air
el gatto
Have been working on this single problem set since 9pm last night WITHOUT PAUSE except for the 10min coffee break i just started
this is ~The Oxford Experience~
i shouldve fucking gone to manchester
you ever just stop scrolling and put your head and your hands and wonder what the fuck you're doing being on /brit/ at 1:30 in the morning?
sounds like the brainlet experience tbqh
post it here i'll solve it in 5 minutes
honestly Canada hasn't used our military for self defense purposes for like 200 years. so I question the need of the military to exist.
I like david Hume's ideas of citizen militias
tell us what the old baliol college is like laddie
utilitarianism is not true
the total pleasure is not identical to the total good in the world.
very philosophical today Tim aha
I liked your Tim pic
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At least you’re not on brit at 06:42 in the morning (without having slept)
Immigrant workmate heard the marriage vote results and was like
>"well now they have to convince the other 40% or there'll be riots"
Been 12 years since I've heard of any kind of riot in this country. Don't think we're that kind of place.
at least you're not on brit at 07:42 in the morning (without having slept)
On /brit/ at 5:42pm after a day at work and shall be getting my full seven hours tonight
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Laughing at Leeds right now
America is your military just like they’re our military
They’re such cucks lol
>bummed
bit gay
Doxxable info desu