/balt/ + /ausnz/

We hate stinky Luxembourgish edition.

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RE: the kiwis with bfs

*Letzeburgesch

I for one appreciate Luxembourg

i am here

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I won't accept my gayness until we've kissed

is this the voting station for /aus/ gay marriage?

yes

well hurry up and kiss then!

Are gays allowed to marry in churches now? I don't think gays should marry in churches. This goes against the separation of church and state.

Can't you see I'm trying!

Toothbrush fence.

3.141% gay desi

Not hate for Luxembourgh per se, but that fucking Juncker was so bad at handling the catalan issue.
"We don't want a EU of 80 countries" For fuck's sake man you're from the tiniest freaking country in the union. My own province has more of a national history than that sovereign state.

I voted no actually.
I WANT A KISS AS WELL
Nibble on my neck desu.

That would be a hell of a time to get cold feet

If you are for the separation of church and state you should be against the concept of marriage in general.

Just had a shower, I enjoyed it, I wish I could spend all my time in the shower
That's our greatest national treasure

I was only kidding, I wouldn't do that to you.

Lmao, I remember that. What a poofta.

state recognition of marriage anyway

hmm...

>voted no
why?

n..not that i would care desu

Remember to vote no. HARDER.

Fine by me. I don't know what's so special about marriage anyway.

>state recognition of marriage anyway
that's what I meant desu

user I have an itch in my pocket and you reach in and get it for me? :3
Cause I thought it would be funny.

I don't care about marriage but there's a bunch of legal shit that comes with being married that gayboyz should have

>tfw China won't let gaybois adopt

We are truly blessed to have the toothbrush fence.

I'm sorry I'm not gay and I already have a bf

this

You're already a confirmed homo in my book

The thread is only getting gayer from now on

O-oh ok.
I wouldn't want it any other way. Shame there aren't that many balts around this time.

I'll update my list when I'm inside of you

if you have a bf you are a little bit gay

>tfw no gf or bf (no homo)

Might go have a shower myself.

>When I'm inside of you

user you gotta calm down.

Don't worry, me and you can be alone together

oh my

wew that's pretty lewd
We can just say 'no homo' and it'll no longer be gay
Enjoy

Look! You're getting gayer, and gayer, and gayerrr

Did the thing
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>We can just say 'no homo' and it'll no longer be gay
I wouldn't want to do that, it would be more fun to be full on gay

the fucking autists are getting on my nerves again
holy shit there is one with aspergers that is constantly picking on the fact that im from liechtenstein with litterally Sup Forums level arguments

Then i told him "congratulations you have mow my offical permission to jump infront a train"
"Boa user thats rude you have to watch out that you dont hurt others feelings"
Hes fucking pretending to be sad now to get attention
Fucking hell next time he feels really depressed i send him a guide to fucking hang himself holy shit

Im fucking angry
Fuck me
PLEASE
Just want to go home and life a normal life
what did i do that i deserve this?

uwu

>Fucking hell next time he feels really depressed i send him a guide to fucking hang himself holy shit
kek

Nice, have this pic as reward

>full on gay

t-that kinda turns me on

literally me

Sounds awful. Come live with me desu I have lots of room for many legs.

What was he making fun of specifically though? How can you even make fun of Liechtenstein?

literally not you at all

Good, because it does the same for me

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what would you know about gayboi sex

I'm sorry you're upset, user. They're just shitposting, best thing to do it ignore it.
This
What's to mock about Liechtenstein? He's just fucking around for sure
Thanks, Russpai!
>heels
Yasss
Please don't be disgusted at some of the shit I put up there.

I literally went full retard and thought you were someone else

dummy bummy

Nice, I did one as well

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Just try ignore the retards, although sometimes that's really difficult

How do cute people make love?

That wasn't me, can't you read flags, dumpster?
>liking big cocks and anal
No wonder I guess

When a boy and a boy love each other very much, they touch penises and make a wish.

dunno. They find it funny that we are still a monarchy
hes from seitzerland so i huess he has to compensate for something.
he repeated AT FUCKING LEAST 50TIMES how funny it was that the swiss army acid entails invaded liechtenstein as they got lost in the night

And dont get me started about the refugee situation because his arguments are litterally pol tier holy shit
Never saw so much stupidity on two legs

lots of kissing, nose bumping, and hand-holding

They [spoiler]Hold hands[/spoiler]

We're going to find out

I would start by pressing nose against theirs, and then kissing, and then rubbing our hips together, and then hopefully they'll push me down and start nibbling me, and groping me, and pulling my clothes off while I pull theirs off...

>balt

Can't think of anything else I'd rather learn with you

What exactly is wrong with our legitimate clay?

a bit gay desu

I would give you some GRAVITY SQUEEZE

Damn bet you're all glad you get cuties huh?
A-user stop.
Whats wrong with Sitzerland?

Of course not, God forbid. Marriage is between a man and a woman.
Maybe some protestant sects we all know how they are.

I really am

Who said it was with a boy?
A-are you imagining all those things, but with a boy? Wow, user, very gay.
G-gravity squeeze? Google doesn't explain it well...

Th-that sounds incredible. I-I want that now.

>pic
w e w

Advanced grabbing technique ultimately used to fondle butts and breasts, but can be also modified for some... advanced groping and teasing

Please don't lewd my future girlfriend user
Its great isn't it?
How advanced can it get?

W-wew! Does it include rough sex and maybe being told how pathetic I am? A-and then cuddling afterwards?

Me too, and I bet we'll teach each other all sorts of other things

Just got into bed, feels comfy

Hmm I can't wait
I think I'll start with this

i want too desu

n..no homo

C-can I join you?

As advanced as you could imagine
It includes crotch grabs, bondaging and edging, rubbing a smelly dick in your face... and maybe sex if you beg for it for an hour with plug up your butt and dick up your nose

Nice, just jumped outta the shower and into the bed.
Snug as a bug in a rug.

It's only a single bed so I don't think they'll be room, I wish I had some bunk beds

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just lie ontop of each other

>Crotch grabs
O W O
We could just squeeze really tight desu.

That's a good start, I want to feel your strong hands all over me

We could try those ideas but it could be a bit uncomfortable

>tell me that the only way I'll get to cum is if I sniff your dick and your sweaty balls for an hour
>I get down on my knees and hold my hands up like paws and start begging
>press my nose up against the head of your cock and start sniffing
>"Slower... deeper, I want the smell to cling to your nostrils."
>every so often you pull your dick away so I have to force myself to follow it and seem desperate to smell it's sweaty musk
>you tell me you'll take ten minutes off my time if I give your cock and balls a slow tongue bath
>I have stick out my tongue and slowly drag it across your cock for the next 15 minutes, tasting every inch of it and all the precum that's leaking down it

why are the kiwis so darned CUTE

I hope you are ready for every part of your body to be explored and grasped firmly.

I have a very comfortable body don't worry. Since I'm the taller one you can lie on my if you want desu.
My bulge is hurting now thanks for that.
I-I'm right here you know.

too much lewd too much r

It's natural when you live on small remote islands, even our giant insects are cute

>I-I'm right here you know.
but you don't have a bf...