Why people abroad think sauna is gay?

why people abroad think sauna is gay?

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Because I sucked a dick at there once

Why else would you do in there?

I want to do sauna naked with cute Finnish bois :3

Well here i am. I am ready for you.

And how would it smell like?

I think it's absolutely normal, brother :3

Cock...

You misetable homosexuals couldn’t handle the sauna. You would meet your end as russians in finnish sauna.

Do you get to see the ass and genitals of others in saunas?

Because it's possible for balls to touch, too much risk, that's why I stick to blowjobs, no homo.

you can see benis :DD

In my mouth....

Ave, Maria, gratia plena,

Dominus Tecum,

benedicta Tu in mulieribus

et benedictus fructus ventris Tui, Jesus.

Sancta Maria, Mater Dei,

ora pro nobis peccatoribus,

nunc et in hora mortis nostrae.

AMEN

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sed libera nos a malo.

AMEN

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et exaltàvit hùmiles,
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et dìvites dimìsit inànes.
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Almost all saunas here are for gay-dating. Lot of wild stories about sex in.

I wanna go to one, but they don't seem healthy...

youtu.be/bAULcisUEGw
Ave mari-a
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I'm afraid *they* might perform a random penis inspection and discover that I'm uncut, and I wore a fake penis sheath as a child so as to trick the federal penis inspectors into thinking I was already cut.

If they learn this they'll revoke my cut card, handcuff me and send me off to cut camp to be circumsiced. Many a night I have hidden in the attic writing in my diary, praying that they will just leave my family alone.

Señor Jesús, aquel a quien amas está enfermo.

Tú lo puedes todo; te pido humildemente que le devuelvas la salud.

Pero, sin son otros tus designios, te pido le concedas la gracia de sobrellevar cristianamente su enfermedad.

En los caminos de Palestina tratabas a los enfermos con tal delicadeza que todos venía a ti, dame esa misma dulzura, ese tacto que es tan difícil de tener cuando se esta sano.

Que yo sepa dominar mi nerviosismo para no agobiarle, que sepa sacrificar una parte de mis ocupaciones para acompañarles, si es su deseo.

Yo estoy lleno de vida, Señor, y te doy gracias por ello. Pero haz que el sufrimiento de los demás me santifique, formándome en la abnegación y en la caridad.

Amén

>sauna is finland
>finland is gay
>therefore sauna is gay
It's simple math

...

The degenerate homo faggots ruined everhthing. Straight men can no longer feel free to be naked in the sauna or locker room without thinking some people might consider them gay.

If you've ever seen a penis you're gay

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why being feared to see another person benis ? are you afraid your homosexuality is unleashed and you start sucking it like the faggot you're truallu are ?

this

Yes....
Sauna isn't gay at all.........
Please have one here I swear I won't look at your cock...................
cock................................

Yes

What if it is a feminine penis?

there's always someone in a group of friend afraid to dress off, it's always the faggot or the small benis owner

I feel like I couldn't control myself, especially if it was attached to a cute Finn.

>faggots will never enjoy based onsen because too shy to show lil benis
kek

What if I had a terrible skin disease on my back when I was a child and now it's covered in scars?

I enjoyed onsen during trip to Japan tho

It feels lewd and weird to look at others penis and naked bodies but who don't? Nobody take care of your body and vise versa.

Can confirm.

t. small benis owner

We take care of it.
Onsen is a place to compete with others over your masculinity.

Like competing whose dick is longer? Seems extremely lewd.

so this is why foreigners are often not allowed..

Do people really think so?

Canadians have a pretty decent sauna/steam room culture. We like to put eucalyptus oils in there. Nothing gay about it. I personally wear swim shorts in there because once I got jock itch from sitting on the wood naked

Guess you fight others here, it's so solemn

What happens if someone farts in the sauna?

Never been in one. Over here they are either part of some fancy spa or they are 100% gay. I get this is different abroad.
Don't think it's gay for you
Pretty damn gay here

it smells

do you know this from personal experience?

Everybody knows this from personal experience. If you wiff, you will get miffed
t. different

>ancient ritual of cleansing your soul and body
>restores your airways and blood vessels activity
>cures radiculitis, cough/snuffle; detoxifies blood.
>good for heart and many interior ograns
>generaly good for health

Dont's mind those idiots, man. Sauna was never gay, wtf. Its just these spermotoxicosis cucks.

I just had gay sex in one of those last night.

10/10 experience

Because they are.

Sauna is gay, banya is not

Latino Volgare?

This is yabai

story?

At least share the story senpai.

GAY

>on grindr
>hot older white guy messages me
>says he likes younger black guys
>i say hi back
>make plans to meet
>we meet up at a gym
>go to the sauna
>he pulls down my pants and sucks my cock
>i suck his cock
>it's warm and stretchy but still hard
>he bends over
>i fuck him
>he cums
>i don't finish because i take a long time to ejaculate
>he offers to finish blowing me
>i say no and we should just meet up again instead
>he agrees
>we wash up and leave the gym
bretty gud

cute

This

Get out of here you faggot

A finnish and a russian went to sauna.

Russian died.

did you use protection?

Of course. I never fuck without condoms.

>A finnish and a russian went to sauna.
>Russian died.

Did they have sex there?

Sad. Why?

the fucking state of americans

No the Russian got heat burns which led to immediate death.

theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/08/sauna-championship-russian-dead

> A finnish and a russian went to sauna.
> Russian died.
> Finn get boner

...

F

>62 years old
>110 C

Just idiot. It serves him right.

WTF, did that Finn hurt himself? Why is this allowed?

No F here.

benis :-DDDDDDDD:dd

Totally worth it :DDDDdd

Finn was taken out sauna first!

I can respect this kind of stupidity, it is very Russian.

hehe...

cocks...

[this competition is something stupid anglos will never understand]

We are just jealous because it's not in our culture. I would enjoy to have a sauna at home

russians are faggots who can't stand a little heat

i know there are always temptations but remember to NEVER culturally approriate me or my people

A true finnish patriot who killed russian pigdog