*throws a ball of sand right into his wife's face*

*throws a ball of sand right into his wife's face*

Based autist manlet

That's abuse

hawt

You bumped a thread from the catalog for this

kys

>Antonella get's hit in the face by a ball of sand
>Suarez falls on the floor holding his face asking for a yellow card and a penalty
what a vacation

that's a bit autistic, sand isn't like snow ffs, and it's hell if it gets in the eye

i like that it seems like Messi and Suarez are bros tho

Kek

>Has fun with his wife

Hahaha! autistig manled :D :D

>when she says, "we're out of Sprite, is 7up OK?"

Well, it's not like she'll dump her meal ticket over it.

This time it's actual autism.

he thought it was snow

Messi confirmed for S, Anto confirmed for M

who was in the wrong here?

How contrived.

Do you think Antonella can pull a train?

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What else to expect from a football player?

>You're at the beach and this guy throws a handfull of sand at your girlfriend's face
What do?

ur mum

wow so this is the physique of the supposed best ever? ronaldo could crush that whelp without even trying

no one seems to be amused by this except for messi.

Bullshit, his mum is always right.
Right on my dick

Messi seems so childish and has no personality out of football. Wonder why the wifey even puts up with him.

I am.

pls dont talk about me mum

really makes you think doesn't

it's almost like women are interested in something else

All about that horse cock innit

Post more autistic messi, loving em

She ain't messing with no broke niggas

/ourguy/

He's just one of the most famous millionaries in the world, how could anyone love him?

>that’s for fucking other men until I got famous enough for you to be with me!
Classic Messi taking his petty revenge

isn't that the JUST hair

Sad.

based

Is this the worst/most autistic tattoo in sports?

shes banging that other dude in the picture.

porra kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk que maluco autista do caralho....ronaldo eh muito melhor

Especially since he only did it to cover up the tattoo of his son

Mmm tities

>that other dude

underrated

also i haven't seen 7up in a long time, i wonder if they still sell it here

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>Leave it to the American to start outright fantasizing about cuckolding out of nowhere

>During his youth, Messi was so shy that people sometimes thought he was mute or autistic. Journalist at El Pais, Roman Besa tells a story that illustrates his inability to communicate:

>“One day, Lionel entered the field with a plastic spoon in his mouth. He did not let go until the end of the session. It was a way to show that he was upset. For what reason? Nobody knew and nobody has ever tried to find out. ”

>His teachers advised parents to take him to see a psychologist. At nearly 26 years old, the Barcelona is a bit more confident now but he is a nightmare for journalists to interview. And he hates talking on the phone. Even wirh Maradona, who said:

>“It’s harder to get Messi on the phone than to interview God. ”

>To communicate, the footballer uses his relatives. At school, it was a friend who raised his hand when he had a question. Today, he uses SMS to pass important messages. To say that the presence of Ibrahimovic to Barca was troublesome, he wrote to Guardiola

>“Well, I see that I’m not really important for the team, so … ”

It's in their nature to be cuckolds

post more

Modern-day Murrilard culture/society is all about degenerate promiscuous women & black Dicks after all

Oh, no... sweety... did noone tell you?

You just know she loves him for who he is and not a gold digger

Is he a better QB than Tom Brady?

> being this offended easily

fuck off

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Better, see?
At least that one makes sense

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BASED

Source?

>this kills the brazilian

What the fuck went wrong? When did he become such an obnoxious try-hard lad type?

I imagine it's kind of hard to avoid it with all of the pressure. Soccer, probably more than every other sport, is all about star-fucking and driving cultural trends. I blame Neymar's addition to Barca pretty much.

Around 2016

Messi is the ultimate mastermind. He controls the fucking space-time and play with his human puppets.

Yep, he is. But he hasnt proved himself in a cold night at stoke.

based manlet puts his woman in her place

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Seething lads

Messi is not just an autist, he's thinking in a whole new level

One can only imagine where Messi would be without his God given talent

Which Beatle is this?

That calf tattoo looked a lot better than whatever the fuck he has now.

>tattos
>looking good
lmao what's next, good grafitis?

>Messi treats his hot wife like a punching bag
Chad as fuck

SAY YOUR PRAYERS LITTLE ONE
DON'T FORGET, MY SON
TO INCLUDE EVERYONE

Watch Messi at the beginning, he tells Suarez to do it.

kk eae men

eia putos vocês não tão bem a ver, o ronaldo é tipo um colhão de vezes melhor

>thighlets
deserve sand in the eyes tbqh

How contrived. Sad!

Messi has fucked your waifu

This. I hope he glazes her with cum every night to get back at her

gross and very nsfw

>colhão
kkkk vcs portugueses falam engraçado pra cacete

i would thank messi because in that reality i'd have a gf

it's really hot actually

Nerman is such a little bitch

>that filename
how was that autistic? why are people so obsessed? lmao

Hi my name is Messi. I rape Halalfags and they are always more butthurt.

>>“Well, I see that I’m not really important for the team, so … ”
FUCKING
BASED

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Showing good sportsmanship toward the opposing team is poor form in the modern day. Even being nice to your teammates is considered weakness, see:

lmao

la creatura...

I don't know why this meme is so funny to me. There is just something with spicspeak that sounds so exaggerated and serious, but ironically.

fucking animals

>implying messi is a loser

4 CL, 8 Laliga, 5 spanish cup, 2 trebles and probably another one this season. Can you be more retard?

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