Confess

Confess

I'm a spurs fan. When I was a kid an had an arsenal top. It was given to me though I didn't choose it myself

Imagine not being a Christian atheist

i get my footy streams from reddit

I cant see the puck when i watch hockey ;_;

i'm a virgin

I support Liverpool and I was unable to watch them for most of the last 2 seasons due to the constant disappointment, started again this season and although the losses still occour im enjoying it again, they're probably one of the only teams whose football I enjoy watching.

I also enjoy mourinho being in the prem because of the banter he causes

I also think diving should have bans implemented after games if there are clear flops, nothing annoys me more than a dive

prefer the winter olympics to the summer olympics

bless me father, for i have sinned
i lust after a woman who doesn't even acknowledge my existence

I say I don't watch the EPL to get hipster-points, but in reality I follow it all

I support England

I only watch the olympics to make fun of other countries on Sup Forums, I don't actually give a fuck about how Canadians do

When I was in college I let this cute crossdresser suck me off. It was the best blowjob I've ever had. I'm married now and often think back about it when my wife blows me. She's just not as good

I've been masterbating almost non stop because all these olympic qt's are triggering me to find porn equivalents. It's not fair.

im talking to my ex on direct message in instagram. she has a bf and i have a gf

I report off topic threads such as the one you just posted

I really really really hate Belgium for going to the World Cup without us

I don't watch or know anything about soccer but I constantly shitpost is soccer threads due to their high traffic

i pretend like i don't hate Tom brady but i really do

You're a fuckin' mark-ass melvin barney. Bitch-made snitch goof.

deep fake
go for it

I know the Mexican team is shit and will probably still be in many years, but I still believe we will win a WC before England wins another.

I got drunk once.

I'm considering switching hockey teams because I can longer take how constantly shitty the snes are

where did you get alcohol
t.not the kuwait police

I don't mind Jews

t. Chaim Gartenberg

I got buff as hell in my upper body and my lower body is lacking because I stopped doing legs a few years back. Now I secretly started doing legs when no one can see me with embarrassingly low weights. My legs hurt as hell,bros.

I went to a hotel with some qt flip grill in Bahrain, it was pretty fun m8.

If it looks like my team is up against impossible odds, I won't even bother watching.

nothing to be embarrassed about, you gotta start somewhere

Don't be embarrassed bro, it all part of the journey.

>skipping leg day ever

Squats and oats bro

I routinely masturbate to kippers

i report all Sup Forums posts. even in threads for sports i dont care about.

Not even god can save you

I come from a Newcastle-supporting family on both sides and many generations. When I was 6 or so I asked for and wore a sunderland shirt just to be contrarian

it shames me to this day

Good goyim

Rome wasn't built in a day. Stick with it bro, I believe in you.

Your Friend,

Zyzz

I frequent latinamerican soccer threads because I like the memes and girls posted there. I usually pretend I support the current meme team.

Support a meme Bolivian team, learn Spanish and move to S.A. and enjoy life.

I have never been to a stadium

I walk around day to day wearing a cap with baggy clothes and hood up, but secretly im a cute trap

I pretend like I DO hate Tom Brady but I really don’t

Medvedeva is cuter than Zagitova.

I don't watch hockey

I stopped watching Juventus in the CL after the 2015 final, I only follow them in Serie A and winning every year is getting fucking boring

I rated Paco Alcácer

I support Man United but hate everything about the club

I'm a Protestant, you pedophile old fuck

I have low muscle tone in my upper body but I make fun of women for all the time for their low upper body strength

The world is an upper body business

I make threads shitting on chileans playersnwhile using a proxy

I'm 5-11 and love making fun of manlets even more than minorities

players while*

I am a Sup Forums mod

you dont watch hockey, you experience it. You baste yourself in its liquid perfection and allow it to enrapture you. Feel it tittilating you with its beautiful goodness never letting you go. then when the intermission comes on, get up and take a piss

I hate football, but I still watch it because of peer pressure

I have gf

I'm 32 years old, I post here, I use memes

Never had Gregg's

you're also black dont lie Abdulah Muhammad Jr

Father, I gave up alcohol for Lent but finished a shot for a girl last Saturday. Also I want to fuck that girl

i havent seen a soccer ball in real life in about 15 years.

13 years later I am still playing mmorpgs like a heroin addict

I unironically prefer Canadian Football over the NFL

Stop lying

It's been a decade since the last time I played any sport.

I only come here during major sporting events, I live for the Superb Owl, World Cup, and Olympics threads.

I also masturbate to traps and have no problem calling them girls so long as they look and act like one

It more opened up and allows more passing. It also helps that fantasy football is almost nonexistant. just football no numbers

Look at yourself in the mirror and let in seep in what a sad, husk of a man stares back at you

There's literally nothing wrong with traps, how I learned I'm a level of bisexual

English expat here. I can't get excited for the national team, no matter how hard I try. Doesn't matter what sport. Not supporting the US either.

tom terrific