Ukrainian traveling into the EU

Hello, guys, I have a question.
I have a ukrainian girlfriend, and she'd like to come visit during christmas holidays.
Do any of you guys know what does she need to get into the EU safely, without a hitch (how much cash on her account, travel insurance, shit like that... if she has a biometric passport and doesn't need a visa)? And because we aren't the richest, she'd take the train from Kiev to Budapest... Will the hungarians cause any trouble on her way to Croatia?

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many ukies able to speak english

Fuck, yeah, russkie bro, i forgot not many people from ukraine visit here...

Did you just buy a Ukrainian mail order bride?

>Will the hungarians cause any trouble on her way to Croatia?
Of course. We hate Ukrainians. If she's in one piece getting off the train in Zagrab, then she'll indeed be one very lucky woman.

>Did you just buy a Ukrainian mail order bride?
No, online gaming...
>Of course. We hate Ukrainians. If she's in one piece getting off the train in Zagrab, then she'll indeed be one very lucky woman.
Wait, you serious?

>online gaming
pathetic manlet
> Wait, you serious?
Yes he is serious. That's why hungarian women are in so much porno films. Your gf soon to be in one too. You know it has nothing to do with post communist hungary and their obviously lacking sense of humour.

>pathetic manlet
Fite me, eastern macedonian!

>No, online gaming...
So. Is she a tranny or is she an actual woman (a fat one) or, a gold digger?
Be honest user.
>Wait, you serious?
Yes I am. We regularly beat up foreigners here. Haven't you heard of the wall we built at the entire length of the Serbian border?
Everyone is in high alert. They regularly call the police on foreign looking people, thinking they might be migrants.

We just have no morals really. Everyone does porn, since we're almost as godless as the Czech.

Shameless bump

>So. Is she a tranny or is she an actual woman (a fat one) or, a gold digger?
Neither. I actually met her last month, and she's cool. And i even met her parents, normal people.
>Everyone is in high alert. They regularly call the police on foreign looking people, thinking they might be migrants.
She's white and blonde, with dreadlocks. Looks western enough

>Neither. I actually met her last month, and she's cool. And i even met her parents, normal people.
I see. Hopefully it'll work out then
>She's white and blonde, with dreadlocks. Looks western enough
That's no guarantee user. If the Hungarians leave her alone, then our very populous gypsy population might mug and knife her on the train or in Budapest. The entire 8th district is gypsy town, that everyone avoids. Unfortunately, the train station isn't very far from it, lots of gypsies loiter around everywhere.

ignore the salty virgin Ante, tell your girl to contact the croatian embassy in Kiev

>I have a ukrainian girlfriend
This is your mistake

Doesnt need shit. Just a passport.

Hungarians might be butthurt being the Ukrainians rightfully forced the Hungarian minority in their country to learn Ukrainian instead of only Hungarian.

Of course, since Hungary cannot do shit about it, they throw hissy-fits.

>Of course, since Hungary cannot do shit about it
Oh but that's where you are wrong. We can cockblock Ukrainians in the NATO, in the EU, or the OECD. All the while, they are besieged by Russians and internal war. Time works in our favor.
I personally hope they keep being assholes, and we can deny everything they desire. If everything goes well Russkies will fucking annex that shithole entirely, when their government finally collapses.

dailynewshungary.com/hungary-vetoes-nato-ukraine-commitssion-session/

We are in contact with the embassies, but the problem is the piece of land called Hungary and a lil thing called Schengen

This level of perfidity is Anglo-tier.

Did you forget 1956?

>This level of perfidity is Anglo-tier.
Why thank you, you're very kind. We learned it from the best.
>Did you forget 1956?
Times change. Why care about the Russians of old, when we have to be concerned about the Ukrainians of today? The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and all that.

then they should tell her shell need schengen visa to travel through here
you are in schengen idiot

>then they should tell her shell need schengen visa to travel through here
She doesn't, biometric passport, and Ukraine has entered a non-visa regime this summer. But people at the border are full of horror stories about the ungars turning them back. How the fuck can she have a return train ticket if it's only valid for 30 days, and she wants to stay 90, for example? Hungarians will send her back no questions asked

I'm just here to look at your meat banana.

That sounds wrong on so many levels

>never met before
>wants to stay 90days

contacted the authorities for human trafficking, shes never entering this cunt for sure

>She's white and blonde, with dreadlocks. Looks western enough
>dreadlocks
Ewww, run

Dude, i was at her place for two weeks and met her parents...

>she wants to stay 90,
So she has no job and is probably a gold digger...

>how much cash on her account
3,500€
>travel insurance
Only a valid goulash license and remember to have it stamped, Hungarian border guards check it every time.

not a single relative of ours had ever stayed with us for more than a week or two tops, even vacationing.

What business does she have for staying 3 months? Nonsense

A trial period of living together.