Is Crank kino?

Is Crank kino?

Yep. Pure and unfiltered.

Of the highest order.

Jason Statham is a modern master of action kino.

Amy Smart is a terrific actress.

horse cock is the only good thing about it. la bete is better for that, though.

That scene with the black guys is always fucking funny

Another good one is Wild Card. Not quite as balls-out as Crank but still smarmy, fun, very entertaining and has some great Statham action stuff. The writing is very humorous and well done.

Crank 2 is

In the beginning he washes his hands at the kitchen then immediately goes over to the TV and grabs the DVD by the data side

It is. Crank 2 however tries too much to be LOLRANDUM

IM GONNA KICK SOME BLACK ASS

Crank 2 is the greatest action film ever produced.

Yeah wild card was surprisingly good

AY THERE'S A WHITE NIGGA WIT A GUN UP IN ERE

JUST BE STILL MUTHAFUCKAS

Wait a minute. Is that girl Danny's love interest from Bloodline?

What was in the box?

YALL LIKE THEM SOMALIA NIGGAHS

Script for Crank 3

was it rape? she didnt consent

She consented half way in and wanted him to finish.

>you will never be Amy Smart's nephew

I remember I accidentally dented a car reversing in a parking lot. started freaking out and then I sped off as quickly as possible and was like "WEW I'M JUST LIKE CRANK YEEEA"

There's a scene in the second one where he sneaks up on some Chinese dude, and says some thing like

>"Did someone drop some change? Because I thought I heard a chink"

And then knocks him out.

Have loved that shit ever since.

so he raped her into consent?

Hated every minute of it

In my opinion hardcore Jason Statham fans may enjoy parts of Wild Card, but all other action aficionados need not apply.

Dunno, but Amy's ass is cinéma.