It's 2028, and these are the US Presidential candidates. Which one do you choose, user?

It's 2028, and these are the US Presidential candidates. Which one do you choose, user?

mootikins

I choose civil war

You choose civil war obviously.

ellen is the faggiest of the fags. i hope she dies.

suckerbirch

The Constitution Party nominee

Kanye obviously

lol

SJW lesbo dike

vs

tax evading jewlord with yellow fever


truly a sophie's choice desu

acquire massive arsenal
360 no scope both those turds
become martyr
????
profit?

Ivanka

Ted Williams' frozen head.

This.

There is only one answer

I choose Rapture

put on your red shoes and dance the blues

I'd choose suicide.

Ellen seems really nice. I like her.

burn them in nuclear fire

Communism would be preferable to either and I mean Soviet Communism, now this Nu Communism
I'd still kill myself.

Ellen. She's one the few genuinely nice celebrities.

MC Ride

suicide or civil war

Someone should take one for the team and kill both

which one's the republican?

Ellen in a heartbeat. Zuckerberg is the fucking devil.

Ellen DeGenerate would be Trudeau tier, pandering to liberals but in the pockets of other forces.

I would be more worried about Zuckermoot, he seems ruthless and intelligent. Isnt really beholden to anyone and has access too tens of millions of personal information of the public.

>Which one do you choose, user?

I choose to renounce my US citizenship and move to Poland.

Ellen Degenerate over Zuckyadickerbergsteinheisafuckingjewdoyagettit, all day err day.

I wouldn't vote. By then ill have a family hopefully and we'll be moving the fuck to Montana to be left alone.

Ellen, no fucking question about it

Terrorism.

The leaf just became an honorary American

>2028
>believing there will be a GOP left and not just left-party and even more left party.

Who?

Id kill myself

Dory 2028
Just keep voting!

Obviously the guy who created the iphone

Gabe Newell as third party/independent nominee

Ellen. Always vote for the candidate with the hotter wife, as they believe in traditional values.

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>has access to tens of millions of personal information of the public.

Who wants to be president, when you have influence?

>nice
That dike only does it because because she wants them ratings

I choose the gun in my mouth olease

I write Donald Trump Jr on the ballot.

Suicide

There wouldn't be a WWIII.
He has my vote

RIPIP

President West's term just ended and vice president Kardashian has chosen to take a less public role to focus on foreign policy.

Oh geez that would be just nuts

Jeb

>Ellen DeGenerate vs The Kikemeister
>tfw this could happen in America

I would 100% vote for ellen over hillary.

Obviously for the 3rd party candidate.

Normally I wouldn't vote for a faggot or a jew, but with Degeneress and Zuckercuck on the ballot he pales in comparison to their respective faggotry and jewry.

While I don't expect much from Mootley Poole, he's better than the alternatives. I also think his solution to the bill currently put forth to Congress by the office of the Attorney Censor has some real potential. Instead of removing words describing individuals of african complexion or homosexual persuasion former Governor Mootley has put forth a proposal to refer to them as 'roodypoos' and 'candyasses' respectively.

>2028
>candidates
>choose
I'm skeptical.

>condemns wall
>build owns wall around home

That shithead has no conviction.

Ellen it is.

depends how much zuckerstein would dilute my shares

Ivanka Trump or Eric Trump

I'd go with Degenres just because Zuckerberg knows too much and likely could become Tyrant for life with his abilities to collect data on peoples personal lives.