Why he do it?

Why he do it?

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pls don't post the cowboy picture

he is a weak man and also the white devils poisoned his mind

lmao nigga wtf

If white people can tan and Bruce Jenner can pretend he's a woman, there is nothing wrong with lightening your complexion

brainwashed by right wingers

to enter white heaven when he dies

are you genuinely retarded?

White people get tan when they go outside in the sun you fucking mong...how exactly does a black person naturally become white?

Cubans and Dominicans are basically the living embodiment of that 56% face meme. People who are 1/2 black or 1/4 black pretend to be white, look down on whites, but deep down they know they're not really white and they desperately want to be white. Sosa is an extreme case, where he literally bleached his skin. In general most people of this background simply marry whites and pray they get white children.

>tfw half-black Cuban father married a swedish woman
>tfw his sister married a swiss man

It's all about trying to be white.

Michael Jackson

>People who are 1/2 black or 1/4 black pretend to be white, look down on whites
*look down on blacks

Also I don't think this is exclusive to Cubans/Dominicans, that's just what I've had personal experience with.

do you look like joakim noah?

>black Dad Swedish Mom
I don’t believe you, that’s too meme-y to be true

is that Unkle Adams?

Can't blame him desu, why would anybody ever want to be black if it could be helped?

>do you look like joakim noah?
Not really. I look like Kurzawa, only I have freckles and my hair is straight/wavy.

why not?

Am I white?

Pls no bully.

She was hotter before

Jafar or plastic alien

Howdy partner

Which is weird because it's the opposite in the US

By going outside in the moonlight

...

Why did he do it?

did he get cancer or something?

BRUH, LOOK AT DIS DUDE

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what a picture

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>that expression
He's dead on the inside

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*injects steroids*
*corks bat*
*turns white*
*dabs*

How do you kill a dabbing vampire?

carefully

No
the Moonlight just releases blacks inner gay

WTF THIS IS THE LAZYTOWN GUY
HES PLAYING THE BAKE THE CAKE LONG GAME
GENIUS

the dab that made him white

I think part of it was to cope with not having student of the game status.

it's like someone bought a sammy sosa mask in 1999 and left it in the sun this whole time

Dominicans think they arent part african

She looks just as ugly in both pictures.

Dude also turned gay as fuck too

you ignored Bruce "caitlyn" Jenner

Kek I’m dieing

Why did she whiten herself while she was trying to act as noggy as possible?

>the virgin negro vs the chad blanco

Vampirism is a terrible disease. Let us pray for Slammy's soul.

He turned into an slightly less gay version of Juan Gabriel

Is this /rug/?

SAMMY SOSA'S IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
SAMMY SOSA'S GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

Trujillo gave us a white complex.

can someone give me a quick rundown?

He looks like a mannequin in the face.

DIOS MIO

>to infinite and beyond

LMAO

he wants to be loved, and advertising and media says white is loved and black is scary.

>was a literally who u too he found out about PEDs and corked bats
>become a fuvking DINGER machine for Cubs
>corked bat explodes on him
>gets EXPOSED
>Steroid Scandal hits and Sammy gets EXPOSED all over again
>retire
???
>got bit by a vampire
Sammy Sosa ladies and gents.

la creatura...
el goblino...

>tfw I traded a chocolate bar for a Sammy Sosa book in elementary school
I regret it now

youtube.com/watch?v=K4Xfh6ZSRVI

it's ok Sammy I'll always remember you fondly

Makes me wonder, if there was a type of cancer that'd turn one into a white person, would niggas start contracting this instead of HIV?

Oh fuck, I forgot to put a winky face at the end there and will now be called racist shit when all I wanted was to make someone laugh.
Sorry!

for once this meme is funny
holy shit that selfhate

he looks so unhappy

no way, I don't believe it.