Game is about to start

>game is about to start
>have to pee 6 times

>or they'll lose

>drinking that much beer pre-game

OP you might have diabetes.

same except for me it's whenever i'm trying to sleep

>amerifat
You definitely have diabetes.

just use your grandpa's catheter

That's why we play hockey. No one can tell.

>2018
>no piss bottle
wyd

>go for a quick piss during game
>miss pivotal moment

I bet you yuros wish you had commercials now

how can I tell if I have diabetes? After I've had a drink or two I need to piss constantly for like an hour or two then don't really need to

if your pee tastes sugary with a fruity aftertaste its probably diabeetus

>went to piss during saints vs vikings
>missed minneapolis miracle

You are just going to lose to Russia. Just watch some porn and fap instead.

>0-0, take halftime shit
>return to the living room
>58th minute, 3-2, two red cards and three substitutions already

Why would you care about hockey. Aren't you a literal monkey?

Fucking this, everyone knows you don't get hammered until close to halftime

same

imagine being me. I have to find a fucking street .

come on czechs beat these juiced up mathletes