>game is about to start
>have to pee 6 times
Game is about to start
>or they'll lose
>drinking that much beer pre-game
OP you might have diabetes.
same except for me it's whenever i'm trying to sleep
>amerifat
You definitely have diabetes.
just use your grandpa's catheter
That's why we play hockey. No one can tell.
>2018
>no piss bottle
wyd
>go for a quick piss during game
>miss pivotal moment
I bet you yuros wish you had commercials now
how can I tell if I have diabetes? After I've had a drink or two I need to piss constantly for like an hour or two then don't really need to
if your pee tastes sugary with a fruity aftertaste its probably diabeetus
>went to piss during saints vs vikings
>missed minneapolis miracle
You are just going to lose to Russia. Just watch some porn and fap instead.
>0-0, take halftime shit
>return to the living room
>58th minute, 3-2, two red cards and three substitutions already
Why would you care about hockey. Aren't you a literal monkey?
Fucking this, everyone knows you don't get hammered until close to halftime
same
imagine being me. I have to find a fucking street .
come on czechs beat these juiced up mathletes