Please visit Denmark, we don't get many tourists so please give us a chance!

Please visit Denmark, we don't get many tourists so please give us a chance!

krona pliis

I love Denmark

You guys fucked yourselves by tearing down pusher street.

Are you rude to Americans? I'm pretty fat and dumb, but I'm not really loud.

I am too short.

Let's go to legoland

Denmark's my favorite place to spend vacations in. Would recommend.

>be me
>be 7 years old
>on a family trip to denmark
>step out of the airplane
>immediately step on a LEGO BRICK
>begin to cry
>mom tries to calm me down
>some drunk fuckwit shoots my favourite albino moose plushie from my hands
>the queen comes in with her private jet
>she begins to LAUGH at me
we left for sweden later that day

Everything there is expensive and the weather is terrible most of the year. Food is awful.

Copenhagen is fucking great. It's not as beautiful as Stockholm but there's so much more to do. I'm there at least once a year.

I want to move to Aarhus

Denmark seems like it would be similar to northern Illinois in April, but variations of that weather year-round.

Did you ever get your plush toy back?
t. concerned getter

no

Whenever I visit Denmark, I start to wonder why I'm not going there more often.

There are long, beautiful beaches, cozy towns with great architecture, and everyone is friendly.
It's an amazing place to visit tbqh.

We are nice to everyone, please come visit.

Ok, I live 30 minutes away from it anyway

I'm glad you guys like my country, it's small but we have a lot to offer

Like what?

We have nice cities and towns, and good beaches.

If the cutest dane aka danelet, dates me. Then I will come

Can you suggest cities for visiting(besides Copenhagen)

I want to visit all of europe but because i look like a subhuman the locals will not take/look to me kindly.

Coppenhagen looks comfy as fuck

Just put a Canadian flag on your backpack, thats what Americans do when they don’t want to be treated like Americans.

tjhat wont matter
ill still get looked at like im an animal by the pure/aesthetic europeans

Is Skane Swedish or Danish?

Were danes. Fuck sw*den

Give me one good reason why I should travel to Denmark.

It's Arabic

Aalborg, Aarhus, Odense and Roskilde for larger cities.
Ribe, Christiansfeld, Faaborg, Skagen, Viborg, Fredericia for smaller towns.

There are a lot more places but these are just what I can think of off the top of my head.

We don't mistreat people, regardless of where they're from.

Copenhagen is nice, but I personally prefer the smaller towns.

That's not true. Europeans really dislike foreigners and are inherently/secretly racist and see foreigners as lower human beings to them. It's a fact.

I would love to visit europe but I know i would be an eyesore.

What is your favorite Danish TV show?

This tbqhwyf

He is ignoring me, I am getting sad. I just want to love him like the cute doll he is.

That's more against third world migrants because a lot of them cause trouble. We have zero beef with tourists.

I don't really watch many TV shows but Rejseholdet was alright back in the day.

I love you guys but I don't wanna turn this into one of "those" threads...

how smol were you again?

161 cm, pretty tiny especially by my country's standard

this im a manlet and would be bullied if I stepped foot in Scandinavian

skagen was great, would recommend

so say I get a good job in software developmentin europe

id still be treated as a foreigner by most people
always seen as subhuman

Stop being a cute doll, I WANT YOU

no man can touch me, I'm the forbidden fruit

Sluta...

And I thought I was small

Plz post ordinary danish girls. Mb I'll consider to visit it theyr qt.

>spent two years living in Denmark
>stayed in Lithuania because of a girl
>miss Copenhagen every day
Holy fucking shit I miss having a smoke at Amager beach during winter and random people striking up a conversation so fucking much.

>saturday 8ish am
>sitting at a beach after a punk show
>smoking a pipe before hoing home
>some older lady jogging with a younger woman
>asks me something in danish
>sorry I'm not danish
>"are you smoking weef haha"
>nope just tobacco
>"well why not"
>end up smoking weed on a beach and listening to stories told by the older lady
You guys are too fucking nice. Canada ain't got shit on you.

danmark is the best scandinavian country tbqh. they are the scandi version of us

I'm going to the Faroe Islands!

wtf i love denmark now

Would Stocholm be much different from Copenhagen?

stockholm is prettier but the atmosphere is very similar in my experience

How hard is it to learn basic Danish? Just things like "please", "thank you", "where's the bathroom?" and stuff like that?

Stockholm is posher. Copenhagen is laid-back and continental imo

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Basic expressions are pretty easy and people generally consider it a sign of respect if people try to use danish greetings, goodbye, etc.
Although we don't actually have a word for "please"

Please - "huæur su goö"
Thank you - "tægg"
Wheres the bathroom - "huor æ bauævæurelsæu"

where did you learn to speak danish so well? are you from scania?

How prevelant is racism? I'm a turk but I (yes seriously) pass as Italian because I don't have chink eyes and a european jaw and I keep my hair long. My first name isn't even that obvious to outsiders.

How will I be treated? I am also not that short ~179.5 cm

Most danes are at least mildly racist but it's mainly towards muslims who create parallel societies in the country. There's a lot of turks here but they integrate well for the most part. Anyway you'll be just fine especially as a tourist, just be polite and people will return the favor.

you're a small guy

...

Danish vowels are autistic and stod even more so. But i leik because of how goofy Danish sounds.

are you the american who learned danish? I haven't seen him around in a while so I was wondering

Pretty sure we bullied him away

I don't know...one the one hand, you're extremely cold and bleak, which i love, but on the other, you're a scandinavian nation with probably the same "progressive" policies as Sweden...I'd probably be better off just visiting Iceland

Iceland is the most feminist and "progressive" country out of all of us

Fuck! Russia it is.

>I d-don't work for a tourism agency a-user what will you make thinks that

I did and some dude was looking at me for a long time and it looked like he was saying something to me, so I said to him that I didn't hear him and he said he didn't say anything.
Never again, f-fuck denmark

I'd prefer Amsterdam over Copenhagen, to which it should be compared to.

are danes nice to californians?

not even californians are nice to californians

why are you so mean to me :(

Americans are assholes towards everyone, so you should like it in Copenhagen.

dumb anime roleplayers

WIll i be well received there?

Swedes will say Danish, Danes will say Swedish, Scanians will grunt something unintelligible in their pig dialect.

mean :(

we're nice to everyone if you're nice too

Yea well, not every place is going your way, unlike most American tourists in Europe think.

>be at a danish gas station buying chocolate
>walk to the counter to pay
>cannot for the life of me understand a single word the cashier says
>put a few danish crowns on the counter and hope for the best

>cannot for the life of me understand a single word the cashier says
should've listened in school then

i'm nice. will you be nice to me?

mean!

Are danes tall ?

It's a fucking bizarre language, for sure Danish and Dutch are the ugliest languages in Europe

danish teachers are all middle aged fat twice divorced women, not people you want to listen to
also danish pronunciation is very difficult for Icelandic speakers stöd is hard to catch and even harder to replicate, the guttural r is difficult and most importantly there so many vowel distinctions that are not in Icelandic and the fact that danish people don't understand the concept of breaking up vowels with consonants in between makes the language a complete mess

sure, as long as you behave you'll be fine.

I know, I was just messing with you. the icelandic school system should really consider switching to norwegian, it's more useful.

problem is that there are a lot of old people in Iceland that actually speak Danish and are qualified to teach it but there are much fewer qualified to teach Norwegian/Swedish

where do you live? i will come and stalk your city

Are you full of muslims and have no-go zones because of them?

I see, it'd take time and money to educate new teachers if you were to switch, so I guess you're stuck with it for now.

Aalborg. It's an alright city.

Do you like touhou?

>Aalborg
yay

yeah they're alright

Aalborg is great. I'd study at AAU if Canadians were eligible for your free education like EU/EEA citizens are