friday the 13th is dead, a nightmare on elm street is dead, they made a new tcm movie and decided not to release it, announced a new halloween and people didn't give a shit. is the slasher movie genre officially dead? how do we save the slasher genre?
Slasher
Nathan Bennett
Joshua Johnson
I gave a shit
David Gorden Green and Danny McBride will save Halloween
Colton Adams
Just enjoy the films from the past.
Anything produced today will be shot digitally, have little to no practical blood effects, cast model-esque actors, and won't have that comfy 80's setting that makes slashers enjoyable.
Landon Richardson
What movie is that webm from?
Sebastian Ortiz
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Grayson Murphy
>they made a new tcm movie and decided not to release
When?
Lincoln Cooper
Nathaniel Jenkins
>Prequel about teenage Leatherface
Stephen Dorff and Lili Taylor though
Aiden Watson
Slasher is alive in television.
Alexander Hill
Sounds bad.
Benjamin Brown
I'll take an origin story over boo scares and shit frame work any day
Colton Bailey
There's no origins story, it's just a family of cannibals.
Aiden Bailey
Why don't they just get tobe hooper for another tcm movie? he's the only person capable of making a great tcm film. he could bring back the hitchhiker, drayton and chop top with leatherface. it could be really good. jared leto would make a good hitchhiker.
Eli Anderson
>jared leto would make a good hitchhiker.
damn son, kill yourself
Connor Diaz
Y'know, in that scene, when Michael puts the mask back on, his face scrunches up really weird-like.
Like his face looks like a mask while he's trying to put a mask over a mask.
Hard to explain unless you watch the scene slowly.
Dominic Brown
The hitchhiker died in the first when he got hit by the truck.
There is a movie called The All American Massacre that's about Chop Top prior to TCM II. It hasn't been released and the maker has been trying to release it for some time.
Has Bill Mosley playing the role, too.
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Also, I would rather see Hooper make a sequel than retreading.
Lincoln Cooper
>friday the 13th is dead
FUCK YOU PARAMOUNT!
Elijah Thomas
Seconded.
Them promising it won't have unneeded comedy was a big kind piece of reassurance.
Ethan Rodriguez
Plus...
Matthew Morgan
>Friday the 13th 13 gets canned because Rings flopped
O-oh...
Zachary Thompson
>Slasher is dead
Think again luv
youtu.be
Kevin Collins
>David Gorden Green and Danny McBride
Anyone seen this film of theirs?
Any good?
Justin Murphy
> We will never get another "IKWYD" movie that ignores 3.
Josiah Rivera
> Jen Milf Love will never get naked it it...
Why fucking live man?
David Bailey
I just don't fucking understand why the fuck we didn't get a sequel to the 2009 film, It made a ton of money and was mostly well received by the fans. (not half as decisive as the zombie halloween's & not a 10th as hated as the 2010 Nightmare)
Noah Lopez
Those movies were awful.
Sebastian Taylor
We are getting Jeepers Creepers 3 this year. Is it considered a slasher?
Elijah Reyes
One of Nic Cage's best. Also, the old drunk dude was great and was literally played by a homeless drunk.
Nicholas Williams
Because everything about it sucked, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm street and Tcm remakes were all bad and made by the same people.
If these movies somehow make a comeback I just hope they give them to someone with talent and originality.
Kevin Bailey
> H1 > H2 = H4 > H3 > H5 > H6pc > H20 > rob's H2 > rob's H1 > H6tc > Hr
Benjamin Ortiz
>Because everything about it sucked
No nothing about the 09 film sucked, it was fucking great.
Chainsaw 3D was bad but the 2003 TCM is universally considered to be at least good.
Liam Gutierrez
The Paramount/New Line 2009 reboot really wasn't too bad.
Ryder Cruz
So close but replace Curse with H20
Owen Parker
>No nothing about the 09 film sucked
Everything about it sucked from the story to the cinematography, there's nothing memorable about that movie, it's just generic and uninspired, the same goes for the Tcm remake, it's an awful safe movie, I can't even consider it an horror movie.
Bentley Thomas
The story was absolutely no fucking different or worse then any other f13 film and the cinematography was gorgeous.
Jaxson Bailey
>>H1 > H2
The only relevant ones.
Leo Jackson
it's true tho
Brayden Long
Anyone seen pic related?
Any good?
Ryder Garcia
bump
Ian Murphy
They've been saying that for like 15 years. I'll believe it when i see it.
Jaxson Murphy
>Charlie's Farm
>ft. Pepe
>Musical score by The It Ain't Me Gang
Noah Ramirez
I'd like to see someone reboot Friday the 13th and incorporate elements of the admittedly pretty terribly television show. Make it where the original story with Mrs. Voorhees is revealed to have been trying some sort of blood ritual to resurrect her son.
Austin Price
Great, rob zombie can't ruin it some more.
Justin Gonzalez
Bump