Met the GOAT

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What was it like standing next to a dude in cargo shorts??

I'm the one wearing the cargo shorts m8.

I can tell how nervous you must have been, legendary cargo shorts guy is the top GOAT.

Why'd you block out Messi's face, Cristiano?

you are wearing exactly what I'd expect a Sup Forums user to wear

How tall are you? We need to height check the frauding TSUnaldo.

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unless Ronaldo is 4 feet tall, that isn't Messi

>shorts with shrimp on them

Honestly

I'm surprised penaldo is not on his tip toes

just below 6'1

me on the right out of view, pointing a gun at Ronaldo

>so called ''''goat'''' of your divesemen sport
>is shorter and less muscular than some numale wearing cargo shorts
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Lmao Ronaldo used to be listed at 6'1. His wiki has him at 6'2 now lmfao. He's probably 6'1 or just below.

Just cut out your face next time OP

danke

did he fuck you or did you fuck him afterwards?

did he let you suck his dick?

Why is he so awkwardly shaped? Something about him just... isn't right. It's like somebody wanted to assemble a human being, so they got all the pieces, but each piece came from a different kit so that when they were all put together the result wasn't a smooth whole.

Is that you Tekashi69?

YOU JUST KNOW