Go to europe

>go to europe
>pretend i'm a muslim refugee
>collect welfare
>rape white bitches
>live the dream
What are my chances of succeeding?

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0% since you can't speak refugee language.
You will be the one that gets raped.

0 because you are white germanic like all Brazilians.

Do you speak Arabic? "Why do you speak Portuguese Mohammed?"

sorry but white cant be refugee, my fellow germanic gentleman

Pretty bad, maybe you had a chance back in 2015

Today it will probably be this

>go to europe
>pretend i'm muslim refugee
>live on the street
>attempt to rape bitches
>hide from police, get killed, raped by another rapefugee or continue life on the street with the occasional rape until I get caught or killed.

I understand why this is still preferable to life in Brazil, so come on over!

lmao

Will they actually ask me to speak arabic?
I can just do broken english with arabic accent.
""Me from syria... lost document... "

A year a go that might have unironically worked (German soldier claimed to be Syrian to undermine the system, only spoke French, passed and recieved refugee status while living a double life as a Lieutenant in the Bundeswehr)

Good, but then you'll be forced to live in a common house with a dozen other rapefugees and they'll rape and murder you for being a kuffar

*kafir

kuffar is plural

Thanks Habib

>implying those malnourished inbred brown manlets can keep up with a 1,94 pardo stallion like me
lmao, let them try

You're from a place where it's hot year round

When you go to europe you'll want to commit suicide and everyone will hate you unless you're white

They even hate other europeans let alone you

your welcome Ganluigi di Lampedusa

>implying your wh*teoid ass could stand against the top performance KARA BOGA we have been importing to wage war against the Yakubites

squawker.org/world/refugees-try-to-rob-brazilians-in-london-get-beaten-with-sticks/
mate, my country has a 26/100.000 homicide rate.
i'm not to be fucked with, believe me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

/fit/ here
mirin but he could cut more

>5 against one
Wow

hue