/bundes/

*Lilli Vanilli edition*

/bundes/
20:30 Mainz - Wolfsburg

2nd /bundes/
18:30 Bielefeld - Dresden
18:30 Regensburg - Düsseldorf

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>Mainz-Wolfsburg
wew

sauce?

Who will Martin Schmidt root for today?

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good op

Can you guys rank the most soy clubs in Germany?

St. Pauli, Dortmund, Freiburg

St Pauli and mainz

Why is mainz soy? I dont really waste time thinking about mainz

>dirtcucks
>st. pauli
>berlin/köln/freiburg

and leipzig

Reminder that watching porn makes you a cuck

What about solo porn?

that is aloud yes

Why Freiburg and Köln?

what about lesbian scenes

>getting cucked by a woman

hmm yes that would be even worse

>this porn-obsessed normie German
zzzzzz

Freiburg, St.Pauli, Dortmund

>using normie as an insult

Das gut

confirmed normalfag, back to your whatsapp group

REEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD

Look up the reaction of the Freiburg coach to the afghan “refugee” raping and drowning that one girl, pretending he was under the age of 18 (he wasnt)

It was apologetic and shaming the Germans for being concerned. Shameful

yes hello.
I don't want to take myself to serious, but I get the feeling that without me shitting up the thread, /bundes/ is almost on life support.

>Nailsman wants to coach abroad
Good coach, but I honestly can't stand him desu.

Pauli
Bayern
Freiburg

you can always have our bootleg nailsman

>only team managed was St. Pölten
>fired after 9 months

i would KILL for a german cutie.

she's a porn actress though. nothing cute about that

time for the EL draw

time for some Fifa13

>23.02.2018 - 12:45 Uhr - SPORT1 zeigt die Auslosung der Achtelfinals der UEFA Europa League im kostenlosen Livestream.
>at 12:50 the stream still won't start
this triggers my autism desu

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same, I'm watching SSNHD btw

whatever happened to him?

>stream started
good

>All those club officials getting angery about the Bremen Police verdict.
I really hope that they have to pay desu. Over the last few months I just want to watch the whole machinery crash and burn, so every little ruling against them makes me happy.

>wah wah, now I can't spend my money on shit players

>Leipzig vs. Zenit
meh

fell off after gladbach
probably still seething after deniz naki buried him in "trainer"

should be a doable task for da bullz t b h

>Dortmund vs. Rattenball Salzburg
interdasting

hmm not really a bad outcome for our bundes shitters

gern gesh'n

>Serienmeister RB Salzburg wants to remove their upper tier because people can't be arsed to show up to games
Buyern moving back to Grünwalder Stadion when?

bulls: should be easier than napoli, so they should be through
dortmund: salzburg should also be easier than bergamo, but with dortmund you never know. perhaps stöger has dat dere austrian insider information. avoid betting on this fixation.

>Deniz Naki
That's some fucked up shit he's going through atm.

Hurensohn on suicide watch

its gonna be another stalingrad

Der germanuses are doing good in hokkei

idk desu

SAG DES BIDDE DASSER DRIN IS

>check the Can:Ger match thread
>it's full off /deutsch/ mongs
there is nothing more cringworthy than those vollspasten desu

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Bremen vs HIV?

Yes

ebin

Pidor.

this might be >her
Denmark is a ginger

where were you when the hockey sport died

I was sat at home drinking brain fluid when Alois rang

'canada is kill'

'no'

and you?!?!?!?

reminder that /bundes/ is a /hoc/ free zone

too bad your mouth isn't a semen free zone lmaoooooooooooooo

This

Fuck you

did they play in gelsenkirchen?

big if true

Bajewrn Munich for sure

>one hour later
>no hockey posts
i was right, you were wrong

uhh why was she groping his privates?

because poondes is dead as an old lady at the Alexanderplatz.

yea it is

what a qt

When I went to the gym today there was an old lady lying on the ground. So I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they arrived. She asked for my phone in order to call her husband and got blood all over it.

hope you boiled it in Pril later, old people carry all sorts of deadly germs these days.

>these days

>tfw next to no time for /bundes/ during the last week
:(

>being a wagecuck

>being rude on the internet

heh i was just foolin you fren

many such cases!

yes, these days.
>t. knower

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are you already hyped for MainzZZzzz-Wolfscastle frens?

yes

based german mascots

>that face when Regensburg turns a 0:3 around

ayo hol up

really happy about the icehockey team

3-3!!!!!!

4-3!!!!! JAAHHHNNNNNN

The atmosphere in bundes 2. is better than most football leagues lmao

yes thx we know

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I can't be at the stadium today, but it is impressive how the team and fans kept the moral up even when we were 0:3 after 15 minutes
Based Oberpfalz

Die Welt als Wille

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how the fuck can something like this happen?