Eeny, meeny, miney, moe - I wonder where my glove will go?

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe - I wonder where my glove will go?

You know the rules

>What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

Well, user?

Stream where

...

CHOSEN ONE!

Please tell us Betty.

Funny movie when you're 14 but if you watch it today at 26 you realize just how cringey and retarded it is.

My ass.
Nyah, haha, haha, haha!

I still laugh my balls at certain parts RED CLOTHES but yea a lot of it just sounds like childish noise now

>cringey
>retarded

Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

HE LEFT... WITH NUTS!

get a load of this fucking faggot

>being this mad

C'mon dude.
It's just a comedy flick.

>we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.
This line is so perfect, both as a quick throwaway line, but on a much deeper and more hysterical level when you consider the time and effort it would take to pull off such a thing.

>Bud maystuh, I thought one day I was gonna be the chosen one
>IN YOUR DREAMS!

Poor Wimp Lo...

It gets even better when you learn that Shaolin temples really would do that if they thought a student wasn't worth training but hadn't given them a reason to kick him out. They would spend years teaching someone improper footwork and bad timing, just so he wouldn't sully martial arts by going out into the world and using correct martial arts wrong.

All those centuries in a monastery give you a weird sense of humor.

WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEEE

Mai Yaz.

>to intelligent for humor

WHEN YOU TWO GIRLS ARE DONE KISSING I'VE GOT SOME ASS KICKING FOR YOU

I ROCK
AND ROLL
ALL DAY LONG!