/curl/ - Curling General

Sweden 5 - 3 "Great" Britain

>Not even putting the other score in
pathetic & typical

death to Sweden

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No english players for britain at curling means no win. SCOTS ARE THE WORLDS BIGGEST CHOKERS AND I CAN GUARANTEE YOU GUYS 100% THAT SWEDEN IS GONNA WIN BECAUSE WE ARE THE BARCA OF CURLING AND SCOTLAND ARE THE WIGAN OF CURLING.

what other score

Lauren...............................

Fukcing Steak

the real gold medal match

Japan btfo by cheating gooks.

feelsbadman

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I hope Sweden loses to those goody two shoes non criminals

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Another obvious testosterone shot by korean """women"""
You're actually retarded if you think they are clean

fucking CBC commentators going ham with the puns

The Swedish language is like an assault on the ears

Man I can't wait for the after-olympic mass testing. I guarantee we're gonna have another OAR situation.
Opposite for me lad, I like it somehow.

holy fuck

Greasy.

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>yurika still playing good because lol leads
>chinami playing good again
>satsuki playing good again
>yumi
God damn it Yumi

CHOTTE MATTERU

damnnn

dutch is even worse

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>next Winter Olympics is in bejing
>more gook hours

Great, why not have it in a civilised country for once.

Literally not a single person I know has ever played curling.
How exactly do you become a curler?

>this british chokejob

hahahgahahh

HAHAHAHAH MUIRHEAD CHOKED AGAIN AND SWEDEN HAS GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED AND CONFIRMED.

English >>>>>>>>> French/Hebrew/Arabic/Swedish/Clicking Tongue languages

>not a single person I know
how is that good meansurment?

>SATSUKI MISS EVERY SHOT

Cute AF dear God

ban the muirheads already

The stones themselves cost $40,000 or something so only in a club if you want real stones.

may i pls have a stream?

>United Chokedom

Welcome to our life

It's over.

anime is winning

I JUST WANT TO SEE YOSHIDA HAPPY

FUUUCK

YOU FUCKING GOOKS

Holy fuck Asian curlers are cute. Any good picture lads?

VICKI AIN'T NO FUCKING MESSI HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS WHAT WE ALL KNOW. SWEDEN HAS GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG NOW 100% GUARANTEED.

The Swedish third is pretty cute desu.

friendly reminder, watch the other match if you want to see quality throws and cute girls

No way Japan is winnning this

this, but tears desu

I want lauren to sweep my dick lads

>These games: Korea
>World Cup: Russia
>Summer Games: Tokyo
>Next Winter: Beijing
Based timezones

do the players ever accidentally bump into stones while sweeping?

what happens if they do?

naisu one
Desperate need of steal here though

has she smiled once the entire tourney?

GET IN HERE HAHAHAH AND LAUGH AT "GREAT" BRITAIN. YOU BRITS ARE NOTHING WITHOUT THE CHEATING ENGLISH AND WELSH.

1. Be rich
2. Be 'inside'
3. Don't be ugly

Yeah it's a bit short so they ought to sweep it for length

Degenerate.

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Moonland's gonna need a steal or something ;_;

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Nippon! *clap clap clap*
Nippon! *clap clap clap*
Nippon! *clap clap clap*

OH NO NO NO NO

next world cup is qatar too

gold coast comm games

these are the best years of our lives, boys

nice one mate

t. waba

Smiling is for losers
winners don't smile

Opposite team decides what they want to do. They can throw stone away, leave it, or make them redo.

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How can you label that Baroness?! She ain't wearing her glasses! You didn't even spell it right!

End 6
Worst Korea: 6
Nippon: 4

YES YES YES YES. SWEDEN IS GONNA WIN THIS 100% GUARANTEED NOW HAHAHAHAH. I AM RIGHT AGAIN AS I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT

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too busy winning to smile
too busy winning to eat

Should of went in from the left Fuji

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SEvETHING

ANNA HASSELBERG IS GONNA WIN THIS NOW 100% GUARANTEED.
HAHAHAHA THANK YOU MENTAL MIDGET MUIRHEAD FOR GIVING US
ANOTHER FREE POINT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SWEDEN HAS
GONNA WIN THIS GAME 100% NOW SCREENCAP THIS POST NOW
AND YOU WILL ALL BE APOLOGISING TO ME FOR LAUGHING AT ME.
SWEDEN DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO TRY ANY MORE

I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT WITH MY PREDICTIONS

>361°
What did they mean by this?

>the gold medal match is going to be plebian swecucks v worst korea
>not patrician eve v satsuki

This is where the Winter Olympics suffers a fiery death.

Would ask Kim EunJung to sit on my face without any problem

>jiggle

Anyone else feel like the anti-brit jinxes us?

>Swedish curlers are not cut-

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check this quints

Name of a sporting goods company.

wowzers

thank you

>bronze medal match
>one of them gets no medal
>satsuki and co. sadness
>eve beating vicki to death
I hate curling now

WHAT THE FUCK YUMI GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BRING IN MARI

For me, it's McAnus

Are we winning

depends on the accent. manchester accent sounds like they're choking on a massive cock, scottish and aussie are equally atrocious, american southern is all slurred as if they're drunk or inbred

AIRBALL

>That shot
NOT NAISU, VERY NOT NAISU

GOD DAMN IT SUZUKI

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>Eve

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

>lauren's red panties peaking out

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck you

suzuki pls

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What the fuck was that, Suzuki?