Final Delegate count is in

>He'll never make it to 1237

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>Trump's never going to file his paperwork to become a candidate! This is a publicity stunt!
>Trump's not a serious candidate, he's never going to beat Bush!
>Talking about banning Muslims was too much, Trump is finished!
>Trump lost Iowa, he's done for!
>The GOPe is throwing its weight behind Rubio, pack up Trumplets!
>Rubio lost, but now Cruz is beating Trump in the polls! Trump BTFO
>Trump lost Ohio, his momentum is over!
>Kasich dropped out, Cruz has the entire GOPe behind him now, fuck off Trump!
>Cruz dropped out, but the establishment will screw Trump over at the convention and pick somebody else!
>Trump will never, ever beat Hillary!

>Rand got even less delegates than Jeb!

Will he ever recover?

>Jeb! Bush
>3
kek

RIP gleb

FUCK WHAT IF HE GOT 1776

Rand will probably run in 2020 as a Democrat or Centrist Republican. I think he'll do much better then than he did this time around

I like you

SLOW AND STEADY

Why is it Jeb(exclamation point)?

>Jeb's 3

>Jeb!
>3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>Why is it Jeb(exclamation point)?

When you're beta but need to appear alpha...

>just middle school things

I love this election cycle so much

Jeb is a mess.

Anyone got that video of this happening with an increasingly wild music?

It's a very well known classic but for the life of me I can''t remember the name.

Will he measure up to the task?

>Increasingly_nervous_man.jpg

¡vAMOS ARRRRIBA YEB!

SAVED

insert between the last two
>Trump's 6 points behind Hillary it's over Trumpettes BTFO!

Kasich dropped out after Cruz quit.

youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw

Someone needs to update it.

the other candidates stopped their campaigns along the way. Had they ALL continued up to the end he might not have made 1237 on the first vote. Those delegates are bound to vote for specific people on the first vote.

Sorry. In my defense, I'm reeling from a bad infection, and I typed that before I took my next dose of medicine.

Thanks

>Wise sleepy absent minded professor got more votes than yeb.

Carson is great and I like him but I love that his...whomever the fuck funded his campaign, did better than yeb.

>nytimes.com/2016/02/23/us/politics/jeb-bush-campaign.html
130 million for 3 delegates.

>He spent 43 million for each delegate

evidence portends the other way actually, trump's success is largely because he was able to consolidate a solid 30~40% and ride plurality victories until everyone took him really seriously

plus only person left standing was not a worthy alternative

it connotates excitement. Jeb! was excited to run for president in 2016! You could just tell from his high energy.

>millions of dollars and political cronyism
>only to get THREE fucking delegates at the end of the race

I'm more shocked and horrified than I am giddy with schadenfreude. I wouldn't even consider suicide at that point, I would've done with three times just to be sure I'd stay dead, one for each delegate.

Well, they all dropped out from funding reasons along the way but had it stayed a 6-7 man race for the entire duration of primaries, He might not have made the magic 1237.

He'd end up getting enough delegates on the second round of voting most likely though.

>Trump will never, ever beat Hillary!
>Trump will never survive the wounds from the botched assasination!
>Trump will never be more powerful that ever before!
>Trump will never use inspire America to become great again!
>Trump will never deport all illegal immigrants!
>Trump will never build the wall!
>Trump will never make the wall 20 feet higher!
>Trump will never run for a second term!
>Trump will never be able to usher in a new golden age in America!
>Trump will never be remembered as the greatest president of all time!
>Trump will never live to 100!
>Trump will never live to 150!

>founding father george mason was born in 1725
>george mason... mason
>masonic lodge
>masonic lodge... the royals of britain are masons
>2016-1725=281
>281-182=99
>trump has 3 sons
>99/3 = 33
Is Trump a 33rd degree Mason?

Stop.

No meme magic tonight son. Just relish in the victory.

bless you, greatest ally

This time the first post is actually the best post

i got you covered senpai

i am smoking a fag, and looking at the stars in all their glory at how easy this nomination has been. We are going to blow shillary out the fucking water bro

Something seems off about this dose, doc.

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