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>straight up murder a guy
>sit in a box for 5 minutes
i love this sport

Based krauts

EIN BESCHISSENES BLATT

>>straight up murder a guy
>>sit in a box for 5 minutes

any webm of it yet ?

>harper in charge
>unstoppable
>trudeau cucks in
>losing in men's and women's curling and HOCKEY

Fuck Canada

DIESEM MASSIERTEN FEUERHAGEL WERDEN AUF DAUER DIE BLÄTTER NICHT STANDHALTEN

VERY BAD THREAD

...

ZIS VILL NOT SLIP

Based Germany winning the Olympic gold before Finngolia

>canada
>good at hockey

NEUNUNDNEUNZIG LUFTBALLONS
AUF IHREN WEG ZUM HORIZONT

It was a game misconduct. He's ejected. Learn hockey.

mein gott

>our game

>rail and absolute luck save
should be 6-1 already

Honestly, Canada losing would be good for olympic hockey.

He ain't coming back, someone else sits in a box for 5 minutes for him

This

I didn't even know that we are the greatest hockey nation of all time, cool.

>and that's a good thing
ok Hillary

is this a disgrace for canada?

Day of the rake.

b-but muh nhl

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

real countries have a decent amateur league just in case

fuck up, cuck

>one of your players gets murdered
>5 min advantage for the other team
>nothing else

lmao, why not just send all your terrible players to murder the opponents good ones?

Gott Strafe GroBbritannien

AUCH STARKE SCHLITTSCHUHVERBÄNDE GREIFEN EIN

>a fucking leaf being this clueless

>be Canadian
>muh NHL
>throw a ragefit anyway
>just like the team
imagine being a leaf

LEAFS CHIMPING OUT

There will be massive suicides in Canada if they lose

Bring me up to speed what the fuck is going on!? Germany is winning!? Whaaaaaaa

webm

>inb4 w-we meant to lose
Ein Blatt.

If we beat Sweden and Canada I think final should be cancelled and Germany awarded gold.

Why dont USA and Canada just send their best men and nab easy medals?

VERY HAPPENING THREAD

The overall happiness in the world increased

GOON IT UP

will their be riots if canada loses?

Canadians cant stop cheating

Pretty safe to say that Bettman killed this tournament.

>canadian doesn't know basic ice hockey rules
What is going on today?

i know this is bantz but not really, it would be suicide tier if there were NHL players

*when


>B-BUT ITS NOT FAIR THE NHL

Yeah okay Leafsters

no, they will say MUH NHL

>scheduled by myself on Saturday night
>bitch at my manager for leaving me alone on Gold medal match
>Ok, don't have to worry
Donkey shit, Germany. Now please stop destroying Europe

I think Germany should just reconquer Europe with the Reich if they win

(((NHL)))

>Plachta
>Macek
Go Czermany!

Canada is literally the Brazil of ice hockey.

What's the score?

Unable to watch the game.

Quick guys, what part of Germany are you lads from?

you retard, Germany's players are from Euro professional leagues.

what price were germany paying to beat canada?

7 - 1 soon

plssssssssssssssssssssss keep this lead :o

honestly i didnt even know we played in yellow in this sport but damn guys this is awesome.

getting norway the unexpected way

NHL along with the countries' best players backed out of the olympics.

>Canada giving PPs left and right
OH NO NO NO NO NOOO THEY MAD AS FUCK

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>leaf team takes 100 inaccurate shots at goal
>germans take calculated team plays to score
do canadians know how to play ice hockey?

because real sport does not earn geld

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FUCKING LUCK

>Dopemany

TROLLBAR

DISGUSTING CANADIANS

Malmörtz

It's their fault for not fighting back.

>muh nhl

4-1 for the better team

Lübeck

just don't move and we'll win

Böhmen rechtmäßig Deutschland!

>another bar
7-1

Should be 6-1

This is fucked, Score should be 6-1

Looks like my prediction was perfect.
You can bet all your money on germany in finals and make a lot of money guys. I give you my guaranties.

not really, but we expected to win and this has been a dreadful performance
not trying to take it away from you guys but we've been pitiful from the first minute

I don't even watch hockey or ever cared about it and in not even watching this slurping game but
>Ein Blatt

Gewachst, gedopet, poliert, nagelneue Zähne
Ich bin euphorisiert, und habe teure Pläne
Ich kaufe mir Baumaschinen, Bagger und Walzen und Kräne

Neu York

>Canada goons up the place
>German man only smugs at him

No, only refpuck.

Yeah, If Canada lost, they win.

German language is nice.

*people fighting*
>now they are nice to each other

Canada is even lucky lol

Based

nobody i've talked to is invested in this team. i'm sure some people are into it but everybody was pretty realistic about how this team was going to be going into the olympics
they're literally worse than the worst NHL team, and as a canucks fan, i can tell you that's pretty bad. if we can medal i'll be happy

haha why are Canadians such losers? They even need to import WHITE foreigners to win

AUF DER HEIDE
DA STEHT EIN KLEINES
BLÜMELEIN

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Is hockey the least pussy sport?

I usually just watch basketball and soccer but I've been watching a lot of hockey this year and it's nice to see players not crying about every call and rolling on the ground after every "hit".

>ANOTHER 20 MINUTES
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Out of all the excuses, you're going with this? Come on canacuck, post another one

*macht die hoffnungsmaschine an*

Paris