SNUFF RAP SYMPHONY

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SNUFF RAP SYMPHONY

I'm so Addicted to Rap, I hear Rhymes in my SLEEP!
As I lightly CREEP, and then Hot-Wire a JEEP!
Although the Cost be STEEP; AND WE'VE CUT TOO DEEP!
I've got some Scars to KEEP... Leave a message at the BEEP!

Suicide's on my mind like all the fucking TIME!
'Cause I'm as Broke as Fuck and I ain't got a DIME!
Can't find no Job, so I resort to CRIME!
The only thing I'm good at is writing SICK-ASS RHYMES!

I used to go to WORK, but I'd go BERZERK!
Because my Boss a JERK, so I'd Pop a PERC!
You know I'm out for the LOOT! And I look Sharp in a SUIT!
Son, if ya wanna talk shit, You'll fucking Get the BOOT!

'Cause Brotha's Never Show RESPECT! And they took my Whole CHEQUE!
So I Slit my Fuckin' Wrist, Tie a Rope Around my NECK!

I've been USED and ABUSED until my Insides BRUISED!
Dawg, Don't get it CONFUSED; my words are INFUSED with BLUES that BEMUSE;
No, I Got Nothing to LOSE! Won't you be My MUSE?
See, I could Spit FOREVER... About this CLEVER ENDEAVOR...
But at the End of the Day, I've got Ties To SEVER...

I Feel Constantly STUCK;
but don't Give a FLYING FUCK!
I just Wanna be Run Over
By a MONSTER TRUCK!!

You wanna play HEAD GAMES with Me?!
Well I wrote the Fuckin' BOOK!
Now Prepare to get SHOOK!
And Get Yo WALLET TOOK!

And now the Ry-Guy gonna Hit you wit' a SLOW JAM!
That I typed up on a Bunch of HACKED PROGRAMS!
Me, I'm a CORRUPTION EXPOSER! You's a PUNK ASS POSER!
In 5 Minutes Flat, I'll have your BITCH BENT OVER!
If I ever once again Catch you TALKIN' SMACK,
I'll Fuckin' Shoot You in the FACE, my Gun I COCK IT BACK,
And leave Your DEAD BODY on The WALKING TRACK!
And I'll Flee the Fuckin' Scene with a ROCKET PACK!
YEAH, FLEE THE FUCKING SCENE WIT' A ROCKET PACK!!!

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EMOTIONS GET VOLATILE,
WHEN YOU'RE A NECROPHILE,
I'LL CARVE YOU A 'JOKER SMILE' ;)
THAT SCARS YOUR FACE FOR A WHILE,
KNOW YOUR PLACE; YOU'RE MY CHILD,
I'M ALWAYS RUNNING WILD,
I RHYME IN ONOMATOPOEA'S,
I'M A KNOWLEDE PANACEA,
DAWG, I WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA!
THEY EVEN LOVE ME IN KOREA!
I BLEED BLACK, BULBOUS BILE, LIKE A SERPENT CREATURE!
I'LL SCISSOR-KICK YOU TO-THE-TEETH, LIKE A KUNG FU TEACHER!
RIGHT BEFORE THE MOTHAFUCKIN' FINAL FEATURE....
I BESEECH YA, NOT TO PREACH YO!; HOMIE, I'M GOING 'INCOGNITO'

THE TIME HAS NEVER BEEN SO IDEAL,
TO MAKE YOU SEE SHIT THAT BE SO SURREAL!
FUCKED-UP HALLUCINATIONS; FEARFUL ANTICIPATION;
GRADUAL EMANCIPATION; ACROSS-THE-FUCKING-NATION!

I'M FUCKING IRREPREHENSIBLE, FEELING OSTENSIBLY, TOTALLY-NONSENSIBLY,
BEYOND YOUR CONJECTURE, SEE! I SPIT SHIT SO HYPOTHETICAL, AND A TAD THEORETICAL...
COME EAT EDIBLE WITH THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL.
I'M BEYOND, BENT, BRUISED, BRIMMING, WITH BRILLIANCE AND BROKEN,
NOTICE THE ALLITERATION I'VE JUST SPOKEN ;)
THE 'ANARCHIST PROFESSOR' HAS NOW BEEN AWOKEN,
HIS HATERS LEFT CHOKIN'; THE ECO BE SMOKING'

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ECO:
WITH SURGICAL PRECISION, I MAKE A DEEP INCISION, NOW MY FINAL DECISION, WILL INVITE SOME DERISION, AND OBSCURE MY VISION, MY LIFE WILL BREAK DOWN LIKE NUCLEAR FISSION...
MY BRAIN IS CONVOLUTED, I'M INSANE; LET'S NOT DISPUTE IT, USED TO GETTING POLLUTED, IF I COULD, I'D JUST SHOOT IT, PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY TEMPLE, INSTEAD OF WATCH MY WORLD CRUMBLE, SO I JUST LISTEN TO THE TREES, AS THEY SOFTLY RUMBLE, NOW, I'M HUMBLE... BUT ISN'T IT A BIT TOO LATE, I CAPITULATE, AND GRIT THROUGH HATE, BUT IT'S A BIT TOO GREAT.... TO ARTICULATE!
I KNOW MY TIME'S NEAR, AS I THROW AWAY FEAR, EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR, DISSIPATES INTO TEARS... SO WITH MY LAST DROP OF BLOOD, TAKE THE MASK OFF AND FLOOD, I'M AN EMPTY VESSEL, JUST LEFT IN THE MUD....

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WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY, AND ANY SEMBLANCE OF VANITY, WASHES AWAY, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY...... ON THIS OMINOUS DAY THE COLORS BLEED THROUGH, A DOMINANT GREY... SOMETHING'S CLAWING AT ME :LIKE A BEAST THAT KEEPS PAWING THE SEA, AND LONGING TO BE, IN LOVE, ETERNALLY

From the CRADLE to the GRAVE... She's a FABLE; I'm a SLAVE... I'm TOO LOST to be SAVED... Just TOO DARK and DEPRAVED... Yeah, I'm Another DEAD SOUL, Descending in a RED HOLE.. Disappearing in the MIST, Aching to be KISSED and feel BLISS'd Now Here's Another PLOT TWIST...
We're Both HOPELESS-ROMANTICS, Who be Feeling FRANTIC, Spittin' out Words with NO SEMANTICS, Is just ONE of Our ANTICS That Puts Me in a PANIC, That could SINK the TITANIC... Has Us Feeling MANIC..
There's a VOID in my HEART That RIPS Me APART... Compels Me to DEPART... And TELLS Me Where to START, As I PLAY MY PART...
As the YEARS Slip BY, I WONDER WHY, I LONG TO DIE, LOOK IN MY EYE, AND SEE ME CRY, So I JUST GET HIGH... WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? TO HELP SEE ME THROUGH, ALL I WANTED WAS YOU, BUT THAT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, SO I PAINT MY WORLD IN CRIMSON AND BLUE, AND LOOK FOR A CUE, BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, AND I LONG TO START ANEW...
I Suppose I Have LOVED and LOST, Been SHOVED and TOSSED, AND I NOW KNOW THE COST, AS SHE SWEETLY BREATHES FROST...
I'm DESTINED to DIE ALONE, SO I CRY on the PHONE, 'CAUSE You're ALL I EVER KNOWN I CUT MY ARM TO THE BONE, AND I DO HARM TO MY OWN, TURN TO STONE... As I Sit on a MEANINGLESS THRONE, Onto Which I've Been THROWN, I DISOWN, AND REALIZE THAT I CANNOT ATONE....
RELEASE ME TO THE TIDES, TEAR MY SKIN OPEN WIDE, AS I BEGIN SUICIDE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WHOM I CONFIDE IN, WITH THE STRENGTH OF POSEIDON, FEEL MY PAIN, SUBSIDING, IN THE PLACE, WHERE I'M HIDING
ALL I Really GOT Was A TASTE, NOW I'm HAUNTED BY HER FACE, WHICH I LONG TO ERASE... IN LOVE-SONGS, SHE'S ENCASED, As WE SLOW DOWN THE PACE, NEW LIFE GROWS FROM THE BASE...

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||| 'BLOODY TUESDAY' |||
HOW DID I GET HERE, SOMEONE TELL ME!
BOUND IN-CHAINS, I'M JUST TRYNA LIVE FREE!
MOTHERFUCKERS HATING JUST 'CAUSE I 'BLACK-OUT',
AND START SAYING SHIT, JUST RUNNING MY MOUTH...
BUT THE TRUTH BE THAT WE BE LOVING EVERYONE....
'NEATH THE SUN....IT'S TIME FOR A REVOLUTION
LIGHTEN UP, KICK-BACK, PARTY ON THE BEACH,
CRACK OPEN A 6-PACK, AND COME RHYME WITH ME!
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ALL OF Y'ALL TO COME AND PLAY,
SO DISPLAY YOUR ENTHUSIASM TODAY....

EVERYTHING IS JUST CASH!
HATERS CAN KISS OUR ASS!

CREDITORS CALLING, BUT I AIN'T PICKING UP,
BANK ACCOUNT'S DRY, BUT I'M FEELING IN LOVE,
WITH THE SUMMERTIME VIBE,
AS I RELAX AND GET HIGH
CARS DRIVE BY, HOLLERING OUT THE WINDOW,
AS I SIT AND PUFF 'INDO'....
THE FUTURE'S LOOKING BRIGHT,
IT'S A STONER'S DELIGHT,
YA HEARD??

THERE'S ENOUGH BLOOD TO FILL-UP A BOAT,
AS I SLASH RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FOOT-BALL COAT!

PSYCHOPATHY AT IT'S FINEST; I'M THE NEW 'NIGHT-STALKER',
FORCING MY VICTIMS TO SUCK MY COCK OR
LEAVING 'EM SCARRED WITH A 'DAHLIA SMILE'.
WHILE TAKING SOUVENIRS ALL-THE-WHILE....
CARVING YOU UP WITH GARDENING TOOLS,
POKING AND PRODDING 'TIL YOU START TO DROOL,
WITH BLOOD, REST ASSURED I'MA LEAVE YOU IN THE MUD...
AND TRUDGE BACK TO THE GETAWAY CAR...
DRIVE YOUR ASS SOMEWHERE REAL FAR...
GET THE FUCK OUT! Y'ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT!
I AIN'T LEAVING ANY WITNESSES OR 'REASONABLE DOUBT'!
AS THE SHOTS GO OFF, AND THE TIRES SQUEAL BEHIND,
YOUR BODY EXPIRES, BUT I DUNNO ABOUT YOUR MIND...

'EcoManiac', CEO, MANIAC MINDS

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I'M SATAN IN-THE-FLESH! WORSE THAN DAVID KORESH! STARTED A CULT OF THE OCCULT, AND THE OBSESSED AND DEPRESSED!
SO WRITE '6-6-6' IN A PENTAGRAM! AND PAY RESPECTS TO THE ECO ON INSTAGRAM! UNCLE SAM WILL HAVE YOU FIGHTING IN A BLOODY WAR! AS FOR ME, I'D RATHER FUCK A BLOODY WHORE!
I'MA SLICE AND DICE, IT WON'T SUFFICE, 'TIL I SEE YOUR CORPSE COVERED WITH ICE! MAKE NO MISTAKE; I'M THE Antichrist!! INCITE WAVES OF VIOLENCE AND VICIOUS VICE!
SOME CATS CALL ME 'DAMIEN' HERE TO REMIND YOU WHAT GAME WE IN! I"M THE SON OF THE DEVIL! HOMIE, GET ON MY LEVEL! AS I'M LOOKING DISHEVELED, I'LL HIT YOU WIT' A SHARP SHOVEL!!

When I DROWN you in the RIVER, Wear a FROWN, as you QUIVER, And I ALWAYS DELIVER! FUCKIN' SLICE YOU WIT' A SLIVER! WHEN YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO BREATHE, JUST GASPING FOR AIR, WILL IT BE FAIR?! YOU THINK THAT I CARE?! I'M THERE TO IMPAIR!
THE MICROBIAL POND WILL WASH AWAY FORENSIC EVIDENCE, GONE WITH THE ELEMENTS! SEND YOU TO HELL; I'M BENT! NEVER BEEN SO ELOQUENT!

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Unless you wanna get SNIPED in a DRIVEBY- SHOOTING, you'll Watch What you TYPE; STOP your mouth from POLLUTIN'! I've had ENOUGH of YOUR STUFF! And Bitch I'm gonna get ROUGH! Grab your Neck By the SCRUFF, And Lick Your Bitch's MUFF!
See I RUN things 'Round HERE! And it's CLEAR that you QUEER! So pass me a BEER, and Lend me an EAR; I'm the Man of the YEAR!

I Could Make you have NEUROLOGICAL BREAK-DOWN! I GOT METHODS I USE, WHEN I WANNA INDUCE... A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL SHAKE-DOWN! START PUMPIN' THE BRAKES NOW! I'MA CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE; WOW! MY STYLE IS PSYCHOSOMATIC, and IDIOSYNCRATIC! EVEN GOT HATERS ECSTATIC; THEY WIVES LOCKED IN-THE-ATTIC!
I'LL DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR BRAIN UNTIL YOU START TO TWITCH, AND DEPART, YOU SNITCH! DID YOU FART, YOU BITCH?! RIP APART THE STITCH! GLOVE COMPARTMENT'S RICH... AND OVERFLOWING WITH LOOT! WHILE YOUR BITCH LOOK CUTE... IN HER DESIGNER SUIT, I REFINE OR REBOOT, SEEK THE ABSOLUTE!

I Could Rain Down The FORCES of the GODS on your HEAD! Have you CURSED, then DISPERSED, and leaving in a HEARSE! Yeah, with the Strength of POSEIDON, I'LL EXPOSE WHAT YOU HIDIN'; IF YOU don't FEEL LIKE CONFIDIN'... WELL DAWG I BE HOMICIDIN'!!! WITH THE BOLDNESS OF THOR, I WILL KIDNAP YOUR WHORE!

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These Days, I RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MACK-ELEVEN! 2PAC GOT ME WONDERING IF THERE'S A GHETTO IN HEAVEN! I COULD CUT YOUR REP UP WITH AN EPIC DISS TRACK! IF YOU WANNA ACT TOUGH, THEN I GO ON THE ATTACK! I COULD SHATTER YOUR WORLD, MAKE IT ALL FADE TO BLACK... OF YOU INSIST ON LIPPING-OFF...TO THE ECOMANIAC!!!

Come at me, BRO's! While I COMBAT These FOE's! Yeah, Everybody KNOWS, That I Used to Pimp HOE's! And I fuckin' RUN The SHOWS! I'll slice off your NOSE And Chop off your TOES!
If you're feeling OFFENDED or like I CONDESCENDED, MY PLAN'S NOW AMENDED ;I'LL LEAVE YOU SUSPENDED... On top of a BUILDING, 'CAUSE I'm KNOWN 2 KILL THINGS! I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE ROOF! AND SPIT YOU GOOF! YOU'LL BE GONE IN A POOF!

It Isn't That hard for Me to HACK Your COMPUTER, Download Some #PORN, Fuckin' WHACK it to some COOTER! Yeah the RY-GUY Goin' SHOOT HER AND EXECUTE'ER... I'LL BOMB THE HEAD OFFICE OF Thomson Reuters !!! It Isn't that Hard to Install a KEY-LOGGING PROGRAM! To STEAL YOUR IDENTITY, WHILE WE HIT YOU WIT' A SLOW JAM! YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO, FAM! I'm SNORTING SOME BLOW, WHAM!
I DO MOST OF MY #HACKING UNDER THE #ANONYMOUS BANNER! HEAR THEIR OMINOUS #SLANDER! Nah, The Eco Won't GROVEL or PANDER; I AM THE COMMANDER!
Sometimes I even PhotoShop FAKE I.D.'s! Like I Got a DISEASE! I'll bring your Norton AntiVirus Software... To its FUCKIN' KNEES! Bitch, PLEASE!

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This ain't it, bro.

Now I've NEVER raised a HAND to NO FEMALE... BUT I GOT A MASTER-PLAN; AND HERE ARE THE DETAILS: I'll Send One of MY CHICK FRIENDS to Come and PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK....IF YOU DON'T SHOW RESPECT...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET WRECKED...HAVE YOUR ATTITUDE CHECKED!!!
MY GIRLS WILL GET YOU ON-THE-GROUND, AND THEN THEY START TO POUND, ON YOUR OPTIC NERVE, YOUR SCREAMS ECHO AND RESOUND! YOU GONNA GET SERVED; NOW JUST LET ME EXPOUND!!
I GOT A COUPLE LOYAL CHICKS THAT WANT THE RY-GUY'S DICK! 'CAUSE THOSE CLITS, HE CAN FLICK! AND HE LIKES HIS GIRLS THICK; TALK HUNNIES INTO BED LIKE A MAGIC TRICK!
So NEEDLESS TO SAY, THESE GIRLS DO MY DIRTY WORK, SO IF YOU WANNA BEAK-OFF...BITCH, YOU GONNA GET HURT! I'LL HAVE THEM TAKE YOUR BALLS AND STUFF THEM IN-THE-DIRT; AND THEM COME HOME TO ME, AND RAISE THEY FUCKING SKIRT!!

Sitting at the Park, just resting by the SWING; Don't make me BREAK YOUR FACE; Put your ARM in a SLING! I'm out to Do My THING! If you wanna BEAK OFF, Bitch it's your Bell that I'll RING!

When You're Taking Out MONEY from the BANK MACHINE, I'LL Be RIGHT There Behind You To STEAL Your GREEN! I dunno what to CALL IT, But I'll SNATCH Up Your WALLET! If you Wanna BEAK OFF, Bitch, Your Face I Will MAUL IT!!!
As Soon as you Punch in your Fuckin' PIN NUMBER, I'll have you clapped upside the HEAD, beat you into a SLUMBER; Pig Police won't ENCUMBER!!!
So Bitch, Make a WITHDRAWAL! Take out Every DOLLAR! And I'll make you HOLLER; I'm a SADISTIC SCHOLAR! AND A MYSTIC BALLER INTRINSIC SHOT-CALLER!

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Holy fucking gayness

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I Visually Pivot while grasping a rivet, I shove it; dont glove it; you cats gotta love it, I freestyle for a while Player don't change THe DIAL! I STICK IT TO CORPSES; IM A NECROPHILE I HEAP BODIES IN A PILE AND I GOT DOPE STYLE! THOUGH MY ACTIONS ARE VILE, And I'M AVOIDIN' MY TRIAL!
I be half asleep yet still emotions creep Into my head the lead flows and seeps, Though the cost be steep and we've cut too deep!!! Not I hot-wire a Jeep!
And so we smoke a sesh Wit' a paki named Gamesh While were on the Thresh Put a knife through they breast, And lay them to rest! Put a smith and Wesson bullet right through they chest, Do NoT regret, try not to reject But now I've got to jet Because its hot and wet While your mom makes me sweat! Yeah I'm a hood life Vet!
Because the hood life ain't no joke! Listen folks! If ya don't represent then ya gonna get SMOKED! Doin' Tokes helps me RHyme and gives me superpowers So I lightly scour through the floor just lookin' 4 more.... As Im FUCKIN' a whore and then Robbin a store Forever more The RY-GUY is fixated wit' Vilonce and gore

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Where is your word-play? Not everything has to follow such a strict rhyming scheme. This reads like some shit an edgy 13-year-old who just started rapping would write.

Nice cringe thread m8

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BLASTIN' OFF in T-MINUS 6-6-6-SECONDS, HOLD ONTO YA SEATS AS WE CH-CH-CH-CHECKIN' THE SPACECRAFT CARRIER, SMASHIN' THROUGH THE BARRIER, OF SPACE AND TIME, WITNESS THE DIVINE... HEAVENLY SHINE!
Mutants SPAWNING, It's The DAWNING, Of An ERA, To BLISTER Your SCLERA! Everybody RUNNIN' ON INSTINCT! Closin' DOWN THE STREETS AND THE PRECINCT!
Lootin' And Killin' are the Order of the DAY, FREAKS All Spilled Out Into the Street to PLAY! The ARMY Called In For An INDEFINITE STAY, But They'll SOON COLLAPSE, SO THE PEOPLE SAY!
CLUTCH YOUR POSSESSIONS! OR LEARN YOUR LESSONS! THE RAYS OF LIGHT WILL KEEP'EM GUESSIN' CONSTANTLY STRESSIN' THE KILL-SWITCH, I'M PRESSIN' The PIGS BE ARRESTIN'! BUT DAWG, THEY JUST TESTIN'! Tryin' To Cause CONGESTION!

The #Revolution WILL be TELEVISED! And TWEETED AS WELL, FOR THEY VIRGIN EYES! IN THE YEAR 2020...SHIT AIN'T GONNA BE FUNNY! WE GONNA GET TOOK OVER BY A ROBOTIC BUNNY! IF IT'S RAINY OR SUNNY! I'M OUT 2 GET MONEY! I'M DONE WIT' YOU, HONEY! I'M TOO WITTY AND PUNNY! There'll Be #DRONES and #CLONES, just Casting their STONES! YOU COULD HONE AND ATONE, BATHE IN ACETONE... 'TIL YOU STRIPPED-TO-THE-BONE!

I'll Be the DOPEST MUSICIAN of the 2020's! I Refer to My #GROUPIES as My 'RabbitHole BUNNIES'! I'm Out To Make MONEY! So Much It Ain't FUNNY! Get a Taste dat PUSSY, 'Dat's SWEETER THAN HONEY! You Know I'M FUCKING INSANE! AND I HIGH-JACK PLANES! #SWAGGER Pumps Through MUH VEINS! AND A SHIT-TONNE OF #COCAINE! Yeah I'll SNORT a BRICK! While They SUCK MY DICK! Yeah, They Can GUM MY DONG, OR NUMB MY SCHLONG, IT WON'T BE LONG, 'Til I GET CROWNED Like the Prince of Hong Kong !
I'm An AUDIENCE AMAZER! I'll FUCKING ZAP YOU WIT' MY LASER! #PIG #POLICE PACK A TASER! AND @Kesley Grammar Plays Frasier ! My GUITAR HAS A PHASER! SLASH YO NECK WIT' A RAZOR!!

I'll STAB You In The SHOWER, And GRAB You; I'm EMPOWERED! Now This MASSACRE FLOWERED! And The ACIDIC TASTE SOURED! Yeah, I'll Creep Right Up On You Like NORMAN BATES At My CONCERTS, Blood Flows, where The DOORMAN WAITS! I'm a CERTIFIED Psycho ; I'm Here 2 IGNITE, YO! I'm Comin' 2 BITE YOU! I'll SLASH YOU ; I'll FIGHT YOU! I've GOT DYNAMITE TOO!

Once I Cut Out A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN'S AMYGDALA! I Will STEAL AND HOT-WIRE YOUR CHEVROLET IMPALA! Or I Could EAT YOU and MAKE Some HUMAN MARSALA! 'Cause I'm a #CANNIBAL; Who's Just Caught a Fuckin' Plane to Bala... I Put PLASTIC SHEETS ON-THE-WALLS! So the BLOOD-FLOW JUST FALLS! AND PASSERSBY CAN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS! I'LL FUCKIN' CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!! As She's DYING, IN BLOOD SHE SCRAWLS!
If I EVER Manage to SET YOU FREE... YOU'LL FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE NOT TO FUCK WITH ME! Eternally, You'll BLEED! Word 2 Those In-The-NEED! If Y'all Wanna SUCCEED, Do AWAY WITH DOPE & GREED!
So With SURGICAL PRECISION I Make A DEEP INCISION! YOUR SCREAMS INVITE DERISION! I'm NOT ONE FOR SUPERSTITION.... DAWG, ALL I REALLY WANT'S TO BE A RAP MUSICIAN! THERE'S NO CONTRITION! I HAVE MY OWN VOLITION!!!

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I Summon WITCHES and BITCHES to My #OuijaBoard! I Keep My SQUEEGEE BRUSH tied to my SQUEEGEE CORD! I'm INDISPENSABLE...IR-REPREHENSIBLE... Totally NON-SENSIBLE; Yet Feelin' OSTENSIBLE... I SPIT SHIT, So HYPOTHETICAL; A TAD THEORETICAL; Come Eat EDIBLES with THE INCREDIBLE HERETICAL!!!
Because Under-Neath The Mask Is a #WarLock! While Underneath Your Ramblings is some MORE TALK! Don't Make Me Come And Slice Off A Piece of YOUR COCK! While I Wait...Just RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, STALK! DOOR STALK!
I Bust RHYMES Like SATAN, while I'm CONTEMPLATIN' Internally-DEBATIN' 'Bout Who We BE HATIN' Stick #VOODOO Dolls in the EYE, While I Sit here and CRY! Oh, Won't You Let The RY-GUY CARESS YO THIGH! TOO DEPRESSED 2 BE HIGH! WHILE THE TIME FLIES OBJECTIVELY BY!

No SHIT, SHERLOCK! What's This SHIT That You Talk?! It's a BIT-TOO-GREAT to ARTICULATE, So I CAPITULATE! I Be Lookin' Like A BOSS In My FEDORA HAT! You Cats Gonna Get LOST; I'll Make You SNORE AT THAT! ...You Gonna Get TOSSED By My COMBAT BAT! I'm Out To BAG ME A RAT!!! PREFERABLY ONE WHO BE FAT!
While You Were Expertly- and ADEPTLY-SNITCHING! Run to the Po'Po'; Start BITCHING... I Was HACKING and GLITCHING! Just CRACKING and STITCHING! DE-CRYPT THE WHOLE CITY! SO I CAN BROWSE TITTIES! HEAD OF THE FUCKING COMMITTIES! I'm TOO GRITTY TO BE WITTY!

Don't Make Me Slice Out Your NEO-CORTEX! Or SUCK YOU INTO MY MOTHERFUCKIN' VORTEX! Swear, THE ECO HAS 4 DICKS! I'm Out 2 STEAL YOUR CHICKS!
So Now I Do A TOKE from my HANDY CRACK-PIPE... Don't Take me for a JOKE, MAN...I COMMAND THEE! ACT RIGHT! Nah, You CAN'T RETRACT FIGHTS! So Keep Sendin' The Eco Your DANDY FAN-BITES!!
For When I Reach an ALTERED STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS; My Mind is EXALTED; I WON'T TAKE NO NONSENSES! I Like to Use HUMONGOUS WORDS, LIKE 8 SYLLABLES LONG!

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I've got Bodies to EXHUME! So I go and RAID a TOMB.... Steal Scraps from the MORGUE and the OPERATING ROOM! Detonating FUMES... I Plunder the GRAVEYARD, ....and make a slut SLAVE HARD! I Got Crystal Meth SHARDS, For all of you RETARDS!

I’m an INTERNET PHENOMENON! I’ll Bring a BOMB to Comicon! If you Lookin’ 4 Laughs, then I’ll be your ‘DRAMA PAWN’ Shit, I got half the City just Wondering Whose MOM I’M ON!
If I Ever Get Tried for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. I’ll Swing at the Judge, Before I PLEAD INSANITY, I can’t help but CAUSE CALAMITY, You think you can JAM WIT’ ME?! Homie SAVE THE SMACK-TALK! Already told you to “CRAM IT, G!”
I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT THIS PEDOPHILIA SCANDAL! Because they JEALOUS AS FUCK, and they Can’t HOLD A CANDLE... Up to the ONE-AND-ONLY VANDAL, who’ll Single-handedly DISMANTLE! I’d Fuckin’ KNOCK THEIR TEETH OUT with a BLUNT BROOM HANDLE! Nah, The Eco’s No DIDDLER, but He’s an EXCELLENT FIDDLER I spend my Days debating IF I’m the ‘JOKER’ or ‘RIDDLER’
I Can Spit ON-COMMAND Take a SHIT IN-THE-SAND I Got a LITTLE NATIVE IN ME, So, BITCH, GIT OFF MUH LAND!!!
I’ve Made the LEGAL SYSTEM My Bitch, then RAMMED it up its POOP-CHUTE! I GET EVERY CHARGED DROPPED, BECAUSE THE ECO LOOK CUTE! I Play the MENTAL HEALTH CARD, Yeah, Dawg, It Isn’t That HARD, I’ve Got 4 DIAGNOSES And SMOKE CRYSTAL METH SHARDS... So, I Argue that I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING like HALF-OF-THE-TIME ...and that I can’t Distinguish RIGHT from WRONG, and that POVERTY leads to CRIME... I Can EXPERTLY-EXTRICATE Myself From ANY SITUATION, TALK MY WAY OUT OF ANYTHING in your IMAGINATION! So, BITCH PLEASE, Take me to COURT If you got an AGENDA I can THWART, And you can bet your SORRY ASS... I GOT A SMART-ASS RETORT!!

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2Day I Had COURT! @Judge DIP-SHIT Read His Full REPORT! Try 2 LOCK The ''Ry-Guy' Up! But His Efforts, I would THWART!
I Got ALL My Charges Dropped... Due to #MentalHealth! Don't Need NO #lawyer; I CAN REPRESENT MUH-SELF!
Deemed 'NOT GUILTY on the Grounds of #INSANITY! Told the BAILIFF he could go HAND-TO-HAND WIT' ME! What Would They Say If I Caused Some Real CALAMITY! PLEASE JESUS, Do Forgive Me For My VANITY!

I Was Petting this Cute, Little CAT, 'MIDETTE!' ...When The Claire O'Connell Handed Me A CIGARETTE; Later, 'PIG #POLICE' Came; Issued Me a MISDEMEANOR! I Said, "RESPECT, YOUR ELDERS, BITCH! The Ry-Guy's 10 Years-Your-SENIOR!!! I Ain't Tryin' To Be MEAN, SIR...But Y'all Makin' Me NERVOUS!! CLAIRE Gave a 'MIDDLE-FINGER-SALUTE' To Tha Barrie Police Service!!! Eco Hopes That Them PUNKS Have Achieved Their PURPOSE... With CLAIRE as My WITNESS; They Case is Practically WORTHLESS!
...Later On That DAY, Eco's CREW Came 2 PLAY... I Was A Little Dejected, That MIDETTE RAN AWAY!! I TOLD'EM; TRIED 2 SCOLD'EM... 'Bout The PIGS' BEHAVIOR... ...And CLAIRE said to Eco... "You My MOTHAFUCKIN' SAVIOR! Eco; You've Done More for #AnimalRights Then @Francis Xavier!" ...And Then She JUMPED-MUH-BONES; So Haters, HOLD-THE-PHONES!!! But Eco Started 2 JONES, For Some #CrackCocaine STONES; So He Left Her ALONE...

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They call me RYAN THE HAWAIIAN! 'Cause I'm HOTTER than CAYENNE! I'm As FIERCE As a LION! But Right Now, I am CRYIN'! 'Cause My BANK ACCOUNT'S DRY! And I AIN'T GOT NO PIE! Used to be BUILT-LIKE-A-TANK!!! AND NOW I HIT THE FOOD BANK...
...NOW I'M GETTIN' REAL THIN! MY BONES POKE THROUGH MY SKIN!!! SO I'M PRACTICIN' VOODOO!! ON A RESORT IN #HONOLULU!!!!

I BUST RHYMES OUT FRONT THE David Busby Centre I GOTTA GIVE MAD PROPS 2 Tha CRACK-PIPE INVENTOR! I SHOVE MY DICK IN A BLENDER... YEAH I BEEN #HOMELESS 3 WEEKS AND I BE CONSTANTLY-TWEAKIN' BUT YOU'S A 'SNITCH' AND A 'BIRD'! SO WHY DON'T YOU KEEP BEAKIN' WITH MY EVERY WORD, IT'S FREE SPEECH THAT I'M SPEAKIN' I'M SEEN AS A BEACON! I'LL KILL THE CHURCH DEACON! WHEN I SMOKE #CrystalMETH, IT FEELS GOOD WHEN I'M PEAKIN'! I LIKE 3 SUGARS IN MY COFFEE AND I TAKE IT BLACK! BUT Starbucks is #RACIST; and that SHIT is Straight WHACK! The STREETS WILL FEEL THE 'EcoManiac' When He Go on the ATTACK! I GOT'S SOME WALLETS TO JACK!!!
I WOULD LOVE TO STICK IT TO Taylor Momsen!! When it comes to BANGING SINGERS...DAWG I got a CHECKLIST! For those who don't KNOW...THiS HOE sings for the The Pretty Reckless ! Shirley Manson 's a SEXY COUGAR! I'MA SMOKE YOU WITH A Rueger!!! EVERY NIGHT I PRAY TO THE GODS ABOVE... That HE'll let me go ASS-TO-MOUTH With Courtney Love! WHEN MY RAPS TAKE OFF and I'm VERY FAMOUS, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE '#RAPE-BABIES' WITH Tori Amos!!!

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PUNK ROCK PIMPIN 4 LIFE!

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I'VE GOT INTERNAL RHYME SCHEMES, THAT THE GAME HAS NEVER SEEN! MY INFERNO BURNS CLEAN; RHYME IN TRIPLETS SO OBSCENE! THROW A SHIT-FIT LIKE CHRISTINE!
I'LL STICK MY THICK DICK IN ANY BITCH WIT' A PULSE! LEGIT! I'LL HIT THE CLIT, AND FUCKIN' MAKE HER CONVULSE! AND I SPIT THE SICKEST SHIT THAT FUCKIN' MAKES'EM REPULSED!
I COULD KICK RHYMES UNTIL THE END-OF-TIME! 'BOUT MY LIFE OF PETTY #CRIME; BURNING ROSEMARY AND THYME; TO COVER UP THE CRACK SMOKE; I'VE READ THE Souls of Black Folk!
SO IF YOU WANNA START A #MemeWAR JUST KNOW I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM, WHORE! USED TO WORK AT LCBO; SAMPLING BEER FROM Creemore !!!

All I really want is to be a PAID MUSICIAN! GETTING CONSISTENTLY LAID WOULD BE MY NEW TRADITION NEVER BEEN A FAN OF SUPERSTITION, MY POPPA KILLED MAN WHEN HE TOOK ME FISHIN' NAH THE ECO AINT FEELIN THAT SHIT YOU DISHIN! I'LL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION!
I'M A MAD METH-MONGER! I'M THE BEST BEER PONGER YOU CATS WANNA TALK SMACK! TOO BAD, THE ECO IS STRONGER!! YOU CAN GUM MY DONG, OR TRY TO NUMB MY SCHLONG, SIR!
METH HITS ME WITH THE FORCE OF A FUCKING TYPHOON! AND THEN I'M OFF-TO-THE-MOON! TO FEEL MY MIND BALLOON! ON A RESORT IN @Cancún WHILE I SPIT YOU A TUNE!

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ou KNOW I'M FUCKING INSANE! AND I HIGH-JACK PLANES! #SWAGGER PUMPS THROUGH MY VEINS! AND A SHIT-TONNE OF COCAINE!!! WHILE I SNORT ME A LINE WIT' A DOLLAR BILL, I FEEL AN INSTANT THRILL! AND FEEL A NUMBING CHILL! RIGHT BEFORE I TAKE ANOTHER #EXCSTACY PILL, AND THEN I GO 4 THA KILL AND EXHIBIT ILL-WILL.. I GIVE A MIDDLE-FINGER SALUTE, TO ANYONE SPORTING A 'GRILL!' Lana Del Rey IS REAL CUTE, ANOTHER CONFESSION I SPILL... SHE GOT THAT #SummerTimeSadness, I COMMIT ANOTHER CRIME OUT OF #MADNESS SHE MAKES DREAMY MUSIC VIDEOS! GOT ME CREAMIN'; SHE A CITY HOE..

i LOVE TO POST TRIPPY .GIF FILES! FOR THE LADIES I BEGUILE... I'LL KICK ANOTHER FREESTYLE FOR ALL THE #NECROPHILES WHO HEAP CORPSES IN A PILE BITCH, DON'T CHANGE DA DIAL!!! STICK AROUND 4 AWHILE RESPECT MY IDIOSYNCRATIC TYPING STYLE! I CAN DO ACROBATICS; SCHOOL A FOOL NAMED 'KYLE' I SEE THROUGH ALL THE STATIC; JUDGE PUT ME ON-TRIAL!!!
I'M TRYING TO LEARN... HOW TO TURN & BURN... MY #CrystalMETH PIPE.. I GOT HATERZ 2 SPURN!!! I'MA STUFF YOU IN AN URN WHEN I INCINERATE YO ASS, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?! THAT I RUN THIS FUCKIN' SHIT & I'LL MAKE INTESTINES CHURN...

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Think you can RHYME BETTER THAN ME?! Well Dawg, JUST PROVE IT! WE’LL SEE! We’ll Go VERSE-FOR-VERSE and I DON’T NEED TO REHEARSE! ‘Cayenne Ryan’ Finna Put You In the Back of a HEARSE! ...You’ll See the FUNERAL HOME, when I Clap You With the CHROME! They’ll be EMBALMING YOUR BODY; ain’t no CALMING MY SHOTTIE! Wit’ a SAWED-OFF-SHOTGUN, I’ll Blow your Ass to BITS! So if you ain’t GOT ONE; You had better to go SIT! We Could Ask the FANS and Put it to a VOTE.... It ain’t about STRENGTH or the Guns a Playa TOTE We’ll See WHO’S THE BETTER RAPPER, that can FLOW wit’out HESITATION? And whose Wardrobe Looks DAPPER; Who’s the HOTTEST in the NATION?!
With EVERY BAR, I’ll Prove I’m Destined to Be a STAR! My Boys will hold you down, While I BURN YOU wit’ a CIGAR! We Could Conduct a TALENT SEARCH, but you Don’t Have to go FAR... To See that EcoManiac is DOPER than they ARE!
If you want to ENGAGE ME in a Battle-of-the-MIND... You’ll Probably ENRAGE ME, but I’ll Leave Yo Ass BEHIND! I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER?! "I Got 2 DEGREES from CANADA’s TOP UNIVERSITY! ..My IQ’s OFF-THE-CHARTS; I Got LINGUISTIC DIVERSITY I’m an ENGLISH MAJOR; Beep My Bitches On A PAGER! I’m a CONSPIRACY-STAGER; so HOW MUCH YOU WANNA WAGER... My VOCAB Is SUPERIOR! I Will STAB Your INTERIOR! My Music Sounds DREARIER, But When I KILL You; I'll Be CHEERIER! You Can ADMINISTER ANY INTELLIGENCE TEST.... And I'll ACE IT; Just FACE IT; The Eco's The BEST!

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K bro, nice poems

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Freestyle of a 'Paper-Chaser' Please pass me the Mic, Or I’m gonna drive a Spike, Through yo’ Neck, Show Respect, Or there’s gonna be a Fight ‘Cause I’m White, Rappers rip me like Every single night But my rockin’ rhythm’s Tight And I Fire in Plain-sight On any motherfucker trynna show me what’s Right....
Bank Tellers Fear me All because I’m clearly Gonna stick’em up Take the money they love Dearly Beer me! I got raps for decades That’ll put you in ‘Checkmate’ And a mean Pimp-Slap That’ll put you in a Neck-Brace!

"EVERYBODY HIT THE GROUND! AND DON'T MAKE A SOUND! TAKE THE MONEY OUT THE DRAWER, AND THE LOST & FOUND! TELL THE BANK C-E-O That I'm taking ALL His DOUGH! Code Black Is In-Effect It's the E-C-O!!! ,,,,,,
'Cause I don't Fuck around Please Understand Everybody DUCK DOWN! Is my first Command As I bust into the bank! Wit' a Glock and a Shank And start Rockin' a tank Of Explosives...
Empty out tha Safe If you wanna stay safe I just busted outta Jail And my heart's startin' to race! So don't be lookin' in ma face As I case through tha place!
I'm takin' every DOLLA! If I hear someone HOLLA, I bust a CLIP in his HIP as i OUTSTRIP the police... Maybe It'll learn'em to go fuckin' wit' me!!!!

Bro. Was your friend speaking into the mic from the other side of the room? I laughed so fucking hard at this weak-ass shit

THANKS MAN,THEY'RE ACTUALLY RAPS! HORRORCORE RAPS!

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'A BONA FIDE SUICIDE NOTE' Sold all of my shit And I nearly got hit More than two times But let's keep it legit
Lost all of my friends And I'm hooked on the ends Where I end up depends On tha dollar and cents
And I'm broke as I smoke And startin' to choke My nose filled with coke Since the day I first spoke
No Support from my peers As I'm drenched in these tears I killed so many beers Over these fucked-up years
I wanna drive a knife through my heart I was sick of this Life from the start Yeah I'm so sick of falling apart Every bitch that I meet with we SOON Part
Because Women got no patience When it comes to addiction They want yo ass clean And that ain't no fiction It's been 6 weeks Since my Dick's felt Friction ...Since My Dick's felt Friction...
So I put a plastic bag over my head And hope that someone walk in and find me dead With my mouth spillin' Red And a letter that Said I BLAME EVERY WOMAN THAT's BEEN IN MY BED!’

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An OVERDOSE Scared Me STRAIGHT! I'm Off 2 REHAB, CAN'T WAIT... Please Refrain From the Urge.... To Talk SHIT Or PLAYA-HATE!!!
Soon, I'm off to Get CLEAN! Try to Keep it SERENE! Find Inner Peace... If Ya Know What I MEAN!!!
Yeah, I'm FINISHED With The DRUG LIFE! Tryin' to Find a THUG WIFE! To Help Me Pull SCAMS, And Give $Money$ To My FAMS! You Know I Used to Smoke GRAMS! And I Ain't Talkin' Bout WEED ;) But Now A 12-STEP-PROGRAM'S What I Really NEED! Friends Want Me To SUCCEED! Hear My Emotions As They BLEED! Off to REHAB Soon, Done With DOPE & GREED!
I'll Prove My HATERS WRONG, Through My Actions and SONGS! I Will Regain My Health... I Know It Won't Be LONG!
An OVERDOSE Scared Me STRAIGHT! I'm Off 2 REHAB, CAN'T WAIT... Please Refrain From the Urge.... To Talk SHIT Or PLAYA-HATE!!!

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YEAH HE WAS STANDING KINDA FAR FROM THE MIC; I KNOW.

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