For me, it's the Fischtown Penguins

For me, it's the Fischtown Penguins.

who grizzlys /lifelong/ here

are these made up or real?

real

>two penguins
>two tigers
>red bull
>english names

why?

i've been to a Grizzlys match once
they were called Grizzly Adams back then

back in one of the NHL games i had they were called that as well

>team logo is a shark in a landlocked country
what did kölner haie mean by this?

>landlocked country

what did American education mean by this?

why are there no Muenchen Schweinsteigers? Missing a trick there Jungs

is this a new meme?

>Wolfsburg
>Not wolves

Lifelong Nürnberg Ice Tigers fan here.

Roosters a shit

Is this bait?

>landlocked country

they still are.
The club went bankrupt during the 90's and the fanclub Grizzly Adams somehow saved the club and they renamed it

>Germany
>Landlocked

I thought the whole "American Education" Shitposting was just a meme

Bremerhaven is my hometown, I follow them since I was a young boy. The rise into the DEL was a big thing for the whole city. Good choice mate.

Oh, that's cool. I enjoyed the match, they played against Kassel if I recall correctly. Where are they now?

LÖWEN
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>all these tier 4 cities with teams in the first league

>American education

Why is comic sans there

Who's the Bayern München of DEL?

Unironically like Ingolstadt, I remember having a blast on spee when they won the league a few years back

NUR DER AEV

Berlin

Austria Munich

>Senators
>Logo is a Roman Legionaire

Why?

for me, it's based eisbaren berlin

Why is it Fishtown Pinguins and not Pinguine or Penguins?

Bremerhaven is too poor to afford nice fonts

Its low german (plattdütsch)

me personally? big fan of iserlohn roosters

I like the traditional heraldic lion on the dusseldorf.

it always feels good when the mutts lose. thanks germany

>Adler Mannheim
>mfw SGE superiority causes some much butthurt in the region that they try to steal the animals for other sports
Hockey sucks uezs

this but unironically

It's sadly true but we make the best of it. We have the lowest budget and still can make it into the playoffs. This is a working class city, we know how to fight for our money. I think the logo was designed in the 90s when comic sans used to be cool tho.

>tfw no lions

What happens in the centre of Germany?

WHY ARE WE BARRED FROM CREATING THREADS
JEWISH MODS REEEE

literally nothing, Hannover gets voted Most Boring City of Germany quite regularly

So those Germany teams from my NHL 2005 vidya were real

thanks alot you fucking retard

>krefeld pinguine
>fischtown pinguins
>ice tigers
>tigers
Why are Germans so unoriginal?

>landlocked country
dood

Augsburger Panter hier

Its like a mirror image with US and mls.
Dude lets just copy shit

for me its ficki ficki Koln

>nurnberg ice tigers
oy vey

For me it's Ingolstadt

t. el abominacion

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based eisbären

Hannover scorpions were quite good but went bankrupt

If you don't support Augsburger Panther you need to go watch Black Panther.

wew

Kassel Huskies are in the second league, Wolfsburg keeps trying to win the play-offs but ultimately loses.

eisbar mussen nie weinen!

pretty cringe names if you ask me

>ice tiger
>not saber tooth tiger
Fucking why

very marketable and easy to say for Germans

For me it's Burger Panther

Fuck you, whether this is bait or you're stupid

Wouldn't you say "sabeltiger" in German? Sounds better than eistaiga if you ask me

>du wirst nie Berliner sein
>du wirst nie mit Sascha und Mehmet die Eisbären sehen
Warum eleven?

Die Monstrosität

Kek *leben

Säbelzahntiger

>[city]+[animal]
I thought Europeans didn't do this?

I thought the TOWN ANIMALS team name template was looked down upon in Traditional Cultured Evropa!

Without this utterly fucked up god damn bloody shitty fucking league system Steelers Bietigheim would have gone first league long ago.

FUCK YOU Schwenningen, we beat you in the finals and you still got the first league license instead of us!!!

This season we will win the finals as well, but there is literally zero chance to get into DEL. So fucking frustrating..

I checked the French championship and almost all the teams have an animal in their name too.
>les Lions de Lyon
top originality...

Looks like even Yurop agrees the city animal naming template is GOAT. I can't wait until PSG renames itself the Paris Wildcats to get with the times. Maybe they'll even get cheerleaders.

Our basketball leauge, the symbol of ultimate cuckery.
>BBC Bayreuth
>Giants Düsseldorf
>New Yorker Phantoms

Murrilard intellectuals

How can an user not support the "Augsburger Panther". That's close enough to assburgers for me.

*goes to look for a fanshirt online*

>New Yorker Phantoms Braunschweig
OBSESSED

>Artland Dragons Quakenbrück
10/10 name.

i only support double landlocked countires. Fuck landlocked and coastal fags

Nothing

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I'm a lifelong Berlin fan, apparently.

The GOAT

name one double landlocked country

>he doesn't know about Uzbekistan

way to go keith

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what did germany mean by this?

that's were Anglos originated from

Mucho estupido

Liechtenstein and

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what happens in northern germany? just fish?

Fish, windturbines and big ass harbors here in Fischtown Pinguins city.
VW factories, Becks in Bremen

Baden-Württemberg strong. thanks user.

>tfw Deutsch Shorks

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for me, it's nigger wild wings