Sup Forums, I'm tired of being a poorfag. I have $11 to last me until next paycheck. I receive no government aid...

Sup Forums, I'm tired of being a poorfag. I have $11 to last me until next paycheck. I receive no government aid, even though I could easily be on disability. I want a better career, but have always been afraid of going back to college because of how bad the economy is. I want to go into Toxicology, but how promising of a field is that? It will take 10 years to achieve a Masters degree.
What are some less shit tier jobs that don't require a college degree that I could obtain right now? Also, should I stick with toxicology or are there easier, quicker, and more promising opportunities? How do I stop being a pleb?

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I'll transfer you 10 dollars if you say Canada isn't gay

Sent ;)

Canada isn't gay, just very sticky

Farmer John~

Close enough post email you have earned Ten loonies

Sell drugs and don't get caught.

[email protected]

If only doctors would prescribe me painkillers like they're supposed to for my back. It's so difficult getting anybody to prescribe me them because people my age are apparently retarded and like to OD on painkillers

If it's fake I'll just get the money back

Oldfag here. Just get a better job. Then buy houses on credit and flip them for a higher price after a year or two. That's how I retired at 40.

Fucking lazy millenials.

Either or password is trump

UPS driver. Many of us make 6 figures.

Here ya go cunt

Got it, thanks.

No u didnt

Thank, leafy. You leaves aren't so bad.

What was it like flipping houses?

M8 just ignore the
>fucking leafs
That's how you'll get rid of the shitposters

I've heard the same for FedEx and I tried applying but did not receive a callback

>gibing some random fagget on Sup Forums 10 bucks for nothing

To bad I make enough that's it literally pocket change

>FUCKING INCENTIVE KILLER
>FUCKING LEAF WELFARE STATE
>HELPING THE POOR IS FOR THE CHURCH
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In that case, drop me one hunnit ^-^

>Germans still using this pic

They've been behind ever since the jews took away their free speech (free access to information)

Oil workers make good money with no education nor experience. It's back-breaking work though.

>letting mudslimes rape your women

Scoliosis, unfortunately

>What was it like flipping houses?
I'm under 40 and I'm not retired.

That was bait son.

Stop wasting time here.

I'm working on my Enrolled Agent license, about to take part two of the test. If that's too much you could start with a tax prep license.

>letting Muslims on your public transportation

Pajeet is right. I love this place, but it's a huge time-sink sometimes. Get your shit together/on track, then come back, OP.

I swear to god if you get hit by a car and dont have health insurance they should let you die. When you dumb fuckers go to the hospital and cant pay they have to raise MY costs to cover your cheap ass.

the captcha have spoken guess were both doomed friend :[

>Server or waiter if you get tips
>caregiver for elderly/handicapped (you can do your own private caregiving or go to a retirement home)
>pharmacy technician/assistant
>tire shop, mechanic, anything car savvy
>massage therapist
>community college jobs training
>construction
>commissioned sales rep
>insurance agent

How bout 20$

I have insurance through my dad's work. Feels good, man.

I'll take it if your serious I'm poor aswell

>letting Germany lose WW2, thus destroying Germany forever when the Jews go back to having power

...

binary options yo, I deposited 250 in my account 2 days ago and its at 606 right now.

I don't want to sound like a shill but you can look it up and find a place to do it

Internet Marketing.

Ever thought of joining the Coast Guard or Navy? Can save up some money, get out as soon as you can, and take advantage of the GI bill.

splatr@gmail

dare you to.

Are you the guy that always pops up when I'm tryna' watch milf vids on pornhub?

Step 1: Stop buying video games and warhammer minis.
Step 2: Stop going out to eat every week.

Literally that simple.

Fine slut but you need to post shoe on head also password is trump

Email fgt

GOOD work OP. Shlomo needs worker bees like yourself to keep their empire afloat.

[email protected]

Here yards go

I'll play piano for you on skype for 1$


im very poor

Leafy y gotta treat me like a whore :(

Have pic of my gf instead

Learn a trade and join the army, heard that pays well in anglosphere

Your job is to make abloobloobloo a meme

Ten dollars is minimum only if you make abloobloobloo a meme

send to [email protected] just click ok to everything

Can you put Jacob as the recepiant instead please thanks canada

how about a timestamp of my cat instead

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But I want abloobloo a meme

ok what if I give you a MEME goldmine? for 15$ it could be yours

Don't worry, OP. I've been in this position before, with only a loaf of bread and box of pancake mix to last me a weekend. I'll help you ou-
>Canada isn't gay
That's not how we do things in America, son.

M8y I'm wasted aND abloobloo needs to come a meme over wanted 24oo on Sup Forums to make rbiis a meem so tall are myactually shoy

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someone please, these memes are so fresh

I need to eat rice tonight

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i am poor as well, 18 year old with depression

Your giving out money? Could i have some :D?

How does this shit even work

Take mdma it will correct it

Does this count canada I drew bloo from fosters home as best as I can

will do senpai

Check your email and enter password on bank site

Cable contractors average $50000 first year hs dropouts welcome. Clean federal background and drivers license are all you need. 2 weeks on the job training and if you can't install cable it's because you have no common sense and that can't be taught

>giving some random sand nigger thousands of euros per month and your wife for nothing

No email

Ifor you mail this to my house I'll send you 123$ if I get it first

Thebes I can't give try money

kek

gibs reparations whitey

60%

Canada did you send it to pay pal or what am I supposed to use also what's your address

Because that's not even my email if you can send it to pay pal and make recipe ant Jacob that would work

I think leafy is troleing anoon

I used td interac email transfer Iskin how it works beyond that

Create your own enterprise. You should try making android apps and sell them

good luck competing with chang and pajeet

ya i did

How long till the thing hits the inbox can you cancel mid time and have nothing I can give you another email it would work out really great

45 mind I'm actually wags3d siva ifor of sent you maneuver password is trump

ty for this flag

Curious what is your savings

I make 180k year, want to see how other people are standing

Sorry offline you posted by an email I sent it to that

do you also happen to work at wendys?

Mine are shit btw saved 7k, I spend it always on either house or vacation or whatever

>180k a year
what do you do user?

Baking like 600 cause of limit myself to 2know a month savings is 534000 I can post pouch to provide truth also uncles have a trust fund I'd my return to gets 1 Michelin star in get moneus

Nah physical therapist in nyc right on park avenue, fancy shmancy doctor office. Pure luck and good networking got me here, medical education let me stay.

Yeah me too.

I live in terrible city that has become an over priced dystopian liberal shit hole full of rich Californian carpet baggers and homeless meth addicts.

My live in girl friend of 6 years has called it quits with me over bullshit and the bitch had the shitty duplex we live in her name because her daddy is rich and mine was just some asshole that knocked up my mom at a Merle Haggard concert and left, so I have to find a new place to hang my hat.

I don't have 3 months rent at $900 a month to put toward a deposit on a new place.

TIME TO JOIN THE ARMY.

Wanna try that again in English?

>user real MVP

Go to reparations (dot) me, pretend to be a nig, ask guilt-riddled whites for handouts.