Zoo Discussion Thread using feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get you beaned
I love my boi to death and wanna talk to other people who love their good bois or good girls too. So hop in, even if you aren't sexual with your animals, hop in if you wanna talk about how cool they are!
been lurking in these threads for a few days now. i'm worried that i may be a zoophile. if this happens to be the case, is there any way to stop it, or will it be something i have to live with?
If you have a good boi or good girl, what breed are they, are they male or female, and are you male or female?
If don't have one but you want one, what breed would you prefer, and would you want a male or female?
For me:
I'm a dude, and I have my King Shepherd boi Kaiser which I fucking love to death. Literally spent the hour before starting this thread cuddling with him in bed
Well what do you think is wrong with zoo?
As long as you actually love your animals, and by that I mean you actually care about them and love them like a best friend and an amazing companion, then sex with them is perfectly fine.
If all you want is sex, and nothing else, then your best bet is to get a Bad Dragon dildo instead
i don't think there's anything wrong with it, and i definitely wouldn't judge someone for being into zoo. i'm just not sure where to go, cause y'know, it's illegal. who do i ask about these things? how does a guy like myself even go about getting fucked by their dog / whatever?
bump
Well what questions do you have? Do you have a dog already?
mhm, i've had a dog for about a year now. very cute boy :]
there are a few questions i'd like to ask. how different is it from dating a person? how do you start a romantic / sexual relationship with your dog? how does consent work? do you ever worry about getting caught or called out? how can you tell if your dog is no longer interested in you?
Is it weird to want to get knotted?
i guess for gays but not for straight
What breed is he and is he neutered?
>how different is it from dating a person
Some other zoos may disagree with me when I say this but, I don't really see zoo as the same type of relationship as with a human. I think it's a separate thing, to me it's just an extension of being a pet owner. I love him to death, I love cuddling with him, massaging his head and ears, giving him kisses, and I just love petting him for super long times. I don't see it as a relationship the same way you'd have a relationship with a person, I believe those are two separate things, but both very important.
>how do you start
With males, it's really just showing them more affection, I say it a lot but they really love cuddling and being pet while laying next to you. For most males all you literally have to do is get naked and the smell from your genitals and ass alone will make him want to fuck you. Just get down on all fours and there he goes.
>how does consent work
With males it's pretty easy, if anything you are the one that has to consent lol
With females, it's more about their body language. Both mares and dogs go through "heat" which is basically them telling the males they are ready to fuck, and if you spend a lot of time with them, you definitely become a viable male to them lol. With dogs, it's a lot more of turning around and showing you their vulva, trying to get you interested. Mares are a lot easier, they'll just move their tail to the side and you'll see their vulva "winking".
Really, it comes down to body language. You gotta know your animals, and they have to know you, and if they resist in any way then that means they don't want it.
In this thread? Fuck no it's not weird lol, getting knotted feels fucking amazing, especially with the right boi
Do you have a boi? If not, what breed would you really want?
I dunno. Something medium sized? Something that could mount me right.
>do you ever worry about getting caught or called out
Yeah, but I'm pretty careful with it. Anytime I get fucked by Kaiser, I make sure my parents and sisters are out of the house, and guaranteed to stay out of the house for at least 2 hours. I got Kaiser when I was 15, so me being really close with him is and always has been normal. Anytime we do anything else, like him licking and rimming me, or me jerking/sucking him off, we only do it at night, like after midnight where everyone's asleep. With the horses I work with, we only do stuff when it's really late at night and I go over, there's no one near the stable, and the ranch house is waaaaay on the other side of the property. At 1am, there's a 0% chance of anyone else being there
>how can you tell if your dog is no longer interested in you
He doesn't get bored of you. Especially if he's a super loyal guard dog breed, he's gonna see you as his mate and that is gonna create a really strong bond between you two
what is the average size of a mini stallions dick? asking for a friend
>American Akita, not neutered.
Holy shit dude you are all set. Akitas are extremely loyal and loving, and he's gonna get super fucking attached to you once you guys start fucking. You are gonna have an amazing cuddle buddy and an he's gonna make you feel amazing.
Here's my tip though:
When you both get sexual, start a routine. The one downside of being sexual with your boi is that he starts to think it's okay to do whenever he wants. How to fix this is to start a routine. For example, I've only ever been sexual with Kaiser in my room, and anytime we do anything sexual, let that be licking, me jerking him off or just playing with his balls, fucking, etc. I always take off his collar. Now he knows when we are in our room, and if I take his collar off, he knows it's sexy time lol. I also only get fucked while in his bed, I think that helps too.
So yeah, my suggestion is to only do it in your room, in his bed, and to take off his collar before it all starts. Also, once knotted, you guys are tied together for 10-20 minutes, so make sure you know FOR SURE that no one else is gonna be home. Another tip, put a towel under you because his cum gets everywhere, halfway through being knotted you're gonna be too full and his cum is gonna start leaking out, and once he pops out his cum will be like a river down you ass and down your legs. Much easier to clean up if it all gets on the towel
Well what type of dog would you want? Are you active and gonna go on runs with him all the time? Are you actually good at training dogs?
I believe for pony stallions it's about 8-9 inches, but they are pretty thicc. Think the size of a dog's knot but that's the whole schlong, and when he flares up when he's cumming it's even bigger
My bf is allergic to dogs but we both want a dog, what can we do?
standard poodle
Well I'd be very careful with that, and see how allergic he is. If he's super allergic, like dog salvia will set him off, then dog cum or a female's fluids would really fuck him up. If he's just sneezing because of the dog hair, then there are plenty of breeds that don't have that problem
It is just sneezing, do you know of any large dog breeds that wouldn't cause that?
The only big breeds I know of would be Standard Poodles or Labradoodles, they are amazing bois
I wish I could have a dog of my own, I live with family so I can't right now. Meeting people would definitely help out with talking about this stuff, but that's pretty risky.
why do I want this so bad fuck
Your family doesn't want a dog?
cuz it feels really good, but you have to use weed and take your time.
Female dogs can cum if you fuck long enough and rub the front of their pussies while you do it.
I can last a long time so I dont need weed, but I don't have a female. I have a male right now, but I'm not really interested in doing anything with him.
>have to use weed
No
weed makes you explode 3x harder imo
I'd rather not be a pot head
Quite the opposite for me, I tend to last longer and have less satisfying climaxes when I smoke
If I could get acid again, I would be doing that before sex too.
You must be using some low quality stuff, or the wrong strain. There's as many types of weeds as kinds of alcohol, with different effects. Some energize, others give you couch lock.
I've tried plenty of strains. Most kill my libido tbh. You must also remember weed also affects people differently.
Weird. They make me more into sex, and kill my appetite, against the munchies stereotype.
Eh, regardless I still want a female dog. Not really in the position to get one either which sucks.
I can sympathize. It took me years to get away from my very abusive family. I didn't get my first dog until my mid 20s.
Don't worry, just focus on building a small level of wealth and stay out of debt. As soon as you get hired for any job you consider "good", immediately apply for the next tier up with a falsified resume. I moved up and made some early money using this strategy, then I started my own landscaping company, which would have been completely sabotaged by my greedy family if I didn't intervene to save it.
Best of luck to you.
They do, we just don't have the space for one.
Great danes just sleep and lay down all day. Despite their size, they are perfect apartment dogs.
Same with Saint Bernards
How can i make sure the dog still has his balls before I buy it without sounding weird?
Get from a breeder with full breeding rights. Or you can get as a puppy I guess.
Are there any beast forums left?
I have a rottweiler but want to get another breed that preferably fucks for longer. any ideas?
How old is your dog? You have to consider how they will react to a new one.
he's 4. yeah that's been my number one worry, i should've gotten both when they were puppies so they could get used to eachother but we'll see
I mean, it will be difficult at that age. Think about it. He's middle aged. That's not the best time to introduce a new member the human gives a lot of attention to.
What's wrong with how he fucks? Don't get a dog just for sex. Don't mean to sound preachy. I'm not into male dogs so I dunno how to make him fuck longer. Maybe suck him off before? I dunno. Ask Kaiser. I'm only into females.
is light bondage like this okay to do to bitches? i have two i'd love to get kinkier with. i've used toys on them but nothing too big, that's not bondage but it's different enough to get them ready for more stuff.
and where would one post pictures/videos safely? like if someone where to have loads of 4k video and pictures just laying around
No. They instinctively do not like it, so don't even think about it. That's abuse. Try eating them out instead. A lot of patience is required.
Never post yourself online. If you mean to upload, then it wouldn't matter because most of the same videos are recycled anyway. You probably have the same everyone else already does.
My family has cycled through dogs many times over since before I was born and there were never issues with dogs getting along. If they live together and see you love both of them, (don't play favorites because they will pick up on that) all it takes is time
i don't have him just for sex, but during sex it'd be nice to get off on his cock. if we do it missionary i can hold him in and he continuously thrusts, but doggystyle just feels better. i won't get into it since you only have experience with girls but having a dog fuck me doggy for longer would be nice but it's not a must have
i do eat them out but that's a shame about the bondage. is there anything else that's safe for them to do then?
oh i don't think anyone has seen the files i have
>I love my boi to death and wanna talk to other people who love their good bois or good girls too
good god this is a fucking mess ok what you're saying is that its alright to fuck an animal that CANNOT FUCKING CONSENT you do realize its practically illegal to have sex with any other being than an human its called BEASTIALITY and you are being a dunce and normalizing it this isn't the site if you want to post your furfag zoophilia shit go back to furaffinity or twitter or some fucking site that for some reason allow you faggots to be here
and whoever here is posting zoophila porn is not right in the head what makes you think you can pratically have sex with an animal without any negative side effects to your dog and yourself the sheer fact you guys think its "normal" makes you a fucking faggot that has no social interaction at all so you resort to being a fucking zoophobe the fact that you try to compare LGBTQ+ with zoophilia is baffling please cease
Are you a guy or girl? You may have more synergy with opposite gender dogs, so if you're a girl it might be easier to keep two, but you must be the alpha either way.
Vibrating cock ring, smoke weed and they seem to like breathing it in, but bondage is a huge no way in my book. Never.
"animals"
>castrates dog near birth
"can't"
>feeds dog cannibal crunch cereal 3x a day
"consent"
>dumps dog at a kill shelter when they're no longer convenient
Yeah, we've all heard this autism before.
u zoophobe ... lol
oh yeah forgot to bump
watching tv with dogs right now
Craigslist
I have my boi Kaiser, what's wrong with how your Rottie fucks? Does he knot you? Does he go ass-to-ass with you or stay on your back? How much does he weigh and how much do you weigh?
lol, this nigga has never lived with dogs before, he doesn't even know what having a companion and best friend is like
Anyone got the two pics of the shiba girl?
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