Best piss jug size?
>smaller bottles: easier to hide, but hold less piss and have to be emptied or replaced more frequently
>larger bottles/jugs: can hold more, don't have to be emptied or replaced as frequently, but are more difficult to conceal. Can also get heavy once they are close to being full and difficult to hold while pissing.
What is your go to size Sup Forums?
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Well first issue with the picture is he still has to dump out all that Pepsi
The toilet you neanderthal
People don’t actually do this.
Five gallon water cooler bottle. Don't hide. Be proud. Let the stench build up. You don't want to have to move from your vidya games, so you have to get used to it, and nobody else that matters is around anyway. Save plastic. Save water. Play games.
I appreciate your candidness and I have taken this suggestion into consideration.
The best option is to construct a series of piss-tubes that will direct it into a drain our outside in real-time. Then you’ll only need one piss-funnel for the rest of your life.
Soon I’ll complete my pneumatic shit-tube and then we’ll really be livin
underrated post, kek
Ive used 2 liter bottles for years for thr balance between storage and portability, but after reading I'm going to start using a Culligan bottle. Save up enough piss and I can start tanning my own leather, I think. Isnt that a thing?
yes they do, newfaggot.
Oh you sweet summer child. This is Sup Forums of course they do.
Ah, I've finally stocked up on the new lemon-flavored Pepsi!
Yeah you're definitely right.
I want to save up at least a gallon or two, then kidnap a girl and make her drink it.
Drink more water user. That's unhealthy. Sounds you're doing damage to those kidneys
Basically whatever I am drinking that day, so if I wake up, drink a 500ml bottle of sweet sweet OJ, 2 hours later, piss in the OJ bottle. Repeat for any bottles used throughout the day, empty/bin at night.
you are new here
I require high capacity piss bottles with a big neck to get mai big helmet in
bonus: I also have a shit bucket
Post your shit bucket plz. It's for science.
I'll die first.
what is that there?
this
I also have large 4 and 5 gallon spring water bottles could use as massive piss bottle, use for spring water drawn from a spring some miles away
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user considers going to the next level the urge is there
is that a bucket there? is there something in it?
for science? for the greater good? for all that iz Sup Forums ?
for science Sup Forumsrah
So if I may ask.. What is the reasoning for not using a toilet?
oh my god oh my god oh my god this is real this is fucking real
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people
Too far from my pc, or ogten too busy raiding
I just use to use 2L pop bottles. Once theres 5 or 6 of them id just fire them out my window. Near the dumpster. They usually broke and some dude who collected bottles usually took them
I use gatorade bottles while driving. Good storage capacity and wide mouth makes it easy to get the pp in
33 or 34 ounce bottles. I'm not sure how many ounces are in a liter but I'm pretty sure it's either a liter or a liter and a half.
your mouth is the best piss container of all - just keep swallowing as it gets full . fresh piss is best and warm piss is great on a chilly night.
convenience and/or laziness and.or poverty
welcome aboard mai Sup Forumsrother
Top fucking kek. Epic bread. Cant believe this.
>2L orange jug
1,5L would be ideal but no one sells the in jugs
He shits in the bucket and covers it with a fuckin ol rag. Bro that basement probably reaks
Look at the newfag
Glad I'm here for this.
I did not do this ether, but once i started the habit of drinking tee I was dringking 3-4 L ove the timespan of a evening.
You get really annoyed to get up ever 30min
Also, you getting up in the night more than once is not acceptable
Dont forget to regard the bag of used TP right next to it.
Damn it, how have you not become an hero yet
So I’m just going out on a limb here but I assume most of you bottle pissers and bucket shitters are single ?
I have a girl that lives down in my basement. I suppose you could say we're a couple.
older house over 100 years old good ventilation
correct
Lets see
do you share the same facilities?
yesw
there are women that want mai D won't give it to them cuz neckbeard and doan wanna used grill
yes wanna see
perfect for long trips and dungeon crawls.
Lol....
i bet shes starting to smell real bad too
For your convenience...
i used the extra large cups from wawa. easy to empty and holds about 3-4 pees
I think they used donkey piss for some reason. I do know that tanners smelled like shit
Kek
I had a Sargent back when I was in the army who would have like 9 piss bottles at all times in his room in the Baracks. He was an NCO(we were infantry) so no one ever said anything I guess. It was fucking weird. He did this for years.
When in my car: Gatorade bottles. The best.
I use to live with a tweaker who would drink his own piss. Hed let them cool in glasses on the back of the toilet.
Hed always say his piss was saturated in amphetamines
Just go to a fucking toilet
If you don't like to leave your room to piss, just get a studio apartment or a converted garage. Then the toilet will be like right over there.
That’s not why they do it.
They are degenerate fucks.
Worshipers of pleuge gods
Filth
Nothing more than vermin to be exterminated.
hell yea
Yikes
Get me in the screen cap
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Newfag detected.
Heres a rare pepe and a bump for no reason
jesus christ dude, I imagine you look like something Jabba the hut would fucking shit.
Literally a basement dweller. Kek.
In college I shared a dorm room with a guy that pissed in btls. Our room was a long way from the bathrooms on our floor but still strange for a 19 yr old imo
He hid them in his closet & under his bed at least
You and your whole house def smell like shit.
I just wear a catheter that goes to a 1 liter bottle under me and my set up is next to a window so I just dump the bottle when needed put the window
Get me in the screencap
This is peak degeneracy
Jesus Christ.
Dam man. Are you a hermit mole combo creep
Sure, here you go Sup Forumsros.
Dude just get up and go to the bathroom what the fuck
Thank you so much, people. I haven't laughed so much in such a long time. Very much appreciated. Excellent thread!
Are the people that live like this Americans? What country are you from???
See
I make her shit on the floor.
fake as shit google image reverse search is a thing retard
shit bucket Sup Forumsro, give us a room tour.
it's for science...
wow Sup Forums defiantly has a lot to offer! I'm so glad this website exists to spread positivity and help people with personal struggles!
Yeah, but whose to say that it just hasn't been posted before and it was him that took the pic?
I posted that everywhere to dare law enforcement to find her.
send pic of her w ts
Hands down best place to store your pee is in the toilet. But dont ever flush.
Ik its fake
So time stamp or full of shit nigger
Fat chance. I'd get arrested in no time if I was that stupid.
Ok boomer
Toasting in epic bread
if you need to hide piss bottles you shouldnt have them in the first place
Thanks user, your the best
This is the best thread I've seen on Sup Forums in years, thank you based shit bucket basement user!
>shit bucket Sup Forumsro, give us a room tour.
it's just a cellar Sup Forumsro
Good times
this isn't even a grade c larp. don't you have fucking homework?
*we
So depressing