How do you keep your porn collection secret from your wife/gf?

How do you keep your porn collection secret from your wife/gf?

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Easy just dont hide it

easy just dont have a wife/gf

Mine just doesn’t go on my phone so yeah.

It's hidden deep within a directory of science and math documents, textbook pdfs, images, etc.

Why would you have to keep it a secret? If she ain't putting out then. Nevermind.

I dont. My wife is just as much a slut as i am ... Its why i wifed her

Pic related

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You don't. You let her enjoy it too. Unless you're an absolute mong who catches some fucked up shit, in which case you get counseling.

dont. if you cant be open about it maybe you shouldnt be together. i used to hide tgirls porn from her but she saw it once and now we both enjoy it a lot

why the fuck would you have a wife/gf????

Make her the star

My wife would be pissed as hell, wish I'd known she was such a prude before marrying her. So I keep a secret app on my phone, looks like something system-related but prompts for a password to an encrypted folder that doesn't show up if you browse the folders normally. And if she does find it, I can enter a second password that opens the app like normal, but shows an empty folder instead. Easy.

This thread is for normies

My porn folder is labeled 'House Cleaning Tips and Cooking Recipes'

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any sauce on the pic?

What's the name of the app?

Pretty sure that's Elizabeth from Abby Winters.

Passwords

This, i just have a folder called Porn.

On my phone, I don’t touch her phone and she doesn’t touch mine

that is just sad.

she touches your phone

hide in plain sight works best. It's also normal to have porn on you (or nudes in general). If you open up the dialogue and are willing to go through a few (many) fights about being free to wank to anything you want; it'll eventually be fine.

Make a rar folder and place it under 2 folders

No wife.
No Girlfriend.
No worries.

why are americans such prudes?

i always go on a sometimes hour long search for good content, i download hundreds of megabytes worth of shit, but in the end i always pic one vid or pic and after fapping i delete everything. i only keep nudes of past gfs and random pm girls because those are special.

just name the folder nonfiction books

Get her a dick collection, so she won't focus on it

It's their Puritan heritage. And the ones who rail loudest against the "evils of porn" are the ones who are into the nastiest shit imagineable. Same way those who are the most loudly anti-gay are the ones caught on their knees in an airport toilet.

couldnt imagine being with a girl who demanded i have no porn.
Got a friend with a girl like that and it seems like a nightmare

"Don't touch my computer bitch"
:P

My porn collection is of her so she knows all about it. It's on an encrypted external hd

>cont
he literally has to sneak porn on the side as if its an affair.
She told him it was no different than adultery and the relationship would be over.
she uses her pussy against him like a bargaining chip. he gets it only if he does something for her that she approves of.

That can be turned around, she don't get dick until...

It should be one of the first compatibility questions asked. You can be both into it to varying degrees, or both against it. Either works. But to have one for and one against - that's just a recipe to be miserable. No one is getting their needs met in a relationship like that.

My gf knows everyting about my porn. She knows Im into lolis, straight shota n black girls with phat asses. But she is fine with it. I know whats shes into aswell. Just be open with what you watch man

Different account (as in user) on my laptop ;)

My wife hoards porn for me.

Kinda same. I'm scared if she looks through my phone cause I have a lot of voyeur I've collected for the year, including her sister.

I don't and she is a big part of it

I don't hide it, we watch porn together and apart. It was actually a good catalyst for getting her into the things that I'm into.

Never hid mine. She liked looking at what I watched every now and then.

LockMyPix. Less than $10 on the app store, best relationship investment you'll ever make.

Full disk encryption unmounted on linux also source on her please

i bury mine in a sub sub folder since I have some personal pics of me and some exes in there....then I leave a bait folder of regular porn higher up that I could give 2 shits if she finds. that, and we don't really look at each others computers cause that's just kinda how we are.

encrypted external hard drive and dummy porn accounts/email.

My gf and I exchange porn for ideas in the bedroom

it's in a nondescript folder somewhere in the jungle of a hard drive in a password protected zip.
if a master hacker were to find it i guess it's an open book but i'm more concerned with people rummaging through my pc that i don't care to lock, apart from porn there isn't anything embarrassing in there
it's not that wife doesn't know my kinks ir that i've got porn i just don't want a discussion about it either, which would happen
because wife loves talks and discussions.

why do people getting married if you basically have to suffer the whole time hiding what makes you you. how do you stay married to someone who you fear would shame you. I have never been in a relationship and maybe that's why I don't understand why people enslave themselves to another person

simply put. She will constantly think when she busts in to the room that you like the google homepage

you lesbian? or are you a guy that calls himself a slut

Discret Bull here. If you want to strip your wife, play some game or for a long term relation, contact me. ProtonMasterMind

Clear browser history and keep saved videos on the accounts and not downloaded to the computer, when I was married.
I wouldn’t ever do that again, it’s dumb as shit. Chick I’m currently dating is a cam girl so hiding porn isn’t even needed anyway

they're retards

By stop being a cuck?

Fucking first worlders.

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Never own such a thing in the first place. If you share a computer or if you "trust" her to sift through your shit, simply never (or rarely, to appear "normal") browse any porn. And when you do, use a portable browser. If your wife hasn't installed a keylogger, you should have no problem with such a program. Put it on an USB key or just hide it somewhere on your computer. Maybe rename the .exe to .dll. If she isn't computer savvy, she won't suspect a thing. If you do need a collection for whatever reason, just put it on a separate storage drive and make it so that it doesn't appear or load normally, without your input. Unless she opens the box itself, she won't ever know it's there. You could also encrypt it as an extra security measure. Or just use some kind of password protection for a folder, app, whatever and do it the laziest way possible...

Those kind of women could care less if they never touched a dick ever again. Leeching off someone for food and board is literally their end game

To make other humans

Who needs that kind of women?

I've named my folder "pr0n". The zero always confuses them.

all my passwords are
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious69

Mine watches me nutt to literally anything I want to, just makes her want to jack off too or fuck.

>Who needs that kind of women?
Lotta people out there are really desperate for companionship. You are truly your own master if you are comfortable being alone. Shit is cash

Like if living with a whore was cool, you can invite one over for a fix amount of money if you want to.

Honestly wish it was legal here. Look up a hooker on a website, order her, get laid, and then get back to what I enjoy

easy
>no porn collection
>no gf/wife

the final boss of cuckholdry

Why be in a relationship with someone that tries to control you? My fiancee is well aware of my poem collection - she adds to it quite a bit by downloading metart &18onlygirls lesbian videos from pornhub and spankbang almost daily.

Sounds like OPs old lady is an insecure controlling cunt.

On android I use hide it pro. Looks like a volume controller but has a password protected hidden menu for pics, videa, messages, apps ect. All files stored have their extensions changed so they dont show up in a search and are stored in a false language pack in the system directory

*porn collection

I share it with her so I never have to hide or lose it - btw I want the girl in your picture, yes I want to fuck her too. I will share my porn with her any day for a taste

file permissions

>poem collection
Your ‘wife’ is a man, yes?

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She's biseual. She enjoys porn like any functional healthy adult does. More surprised you incels are in such a situation you're forced to "hide" porn.

>my poem collection
Your gay partner has no problem with your poem collection?

This. Why be involved with a girl that tries to limit what you do. Pretty toxic relationship long term.

Share your girls here

Bingo! Couldn't handle being stuck with a controlling chick that tries to micro manage my life.

/thread. You're either a virgin living with your parents, or under some psycho bitches thumb with zero freedom if you're so afraid you have to hide porn.

Yeah, good point. My wife's bisexual too. We have a common poem folder on our computer. She has her stash - similar taste as your gal, and I'm more into the comedy themed Brazzers videos. Ain't worth getting into a relationship with some dude or girl that'll birch at you for doing basic natural healthy things everyone does.

On my phone - keepsafe app
On my PC I keep them in a folder inside a Winrar file. I found out it doesnt show up on recent history if you open files inside the winrar.

...we’re supposed to keep them secret? My gf doesn’t look into my shit because she already knows she won’t like what she’ll find lol. I send her raunchy pics/gifs/videos without any warning fairly often. Mostly just to make her grimace, or blush, or slap me and call me an animal

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