Invent sport

>invent sport
>be shit at it

Explain.

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You're british you should know this already.

>invent a sport
>can't even win a competition to decide the best team on your continent
>somehow greece, yugoslavia, czechoslovakia, and even the former ussr have won it

Just like football lmao

Don't forget Denmark lmao

>Scots

you english need to build a curling team and send it to the olympics you guys might win a gold medal.

England and Wales have
>Steve redgrave
>Lewis Hamilton
>Jason Kenny
>Chris Froome
>Laura Kenny
>Mo Farah
>Seb Coe
>that qt taekwondo girl
>Adam Peaty
>that horse riding girl

What does Scotland have for world clas olympic atheletes since Chris Hoy?
>eve the mental choker
>elise "slippy" christie
>muir
>murray

English and welsh people perform well not scottish soys.

Just like soccer, cricket, rugby, and hockey. It's quintessentially British to be the first and yet the worst.

>Mo Farah
>English

I dunno if we can send an english team but no english team actually can qualify. It's only scotland's performance that counts

We invented pretty much every sport so you could say this about anything

Scotland is an embarrassment. We'd have doubled our medal count at these Olympics if they hadn't all been so shit.

top lel

Sven still mad the bonny loons of Scotland have literally been cucking the menfolk of his country since 1990

>englel knuckledragger thinks muslims would be better curlers than scots
Sad.

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came here to post this

dont talk shit about my waifu team

England has won medals in skeleton and skiing. Scotland was supposed to win medals in speed skating and curling but they can't even do that.

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Suggest 4 english curlers that would have done better

This joke only really works if you're using British as a synonym for English, which is wrong.
A dumb joke, from a dumb flag. 0/10.

build curling rinks in london and other english cities and see the london mixed race masterrace btfo all of us.

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>doesn't even have ice
the absolute state of london

We have a grand total of 1 (one) curling rink in the entire country here. In the events English athletes competed in, we did reasonably well. We spent £4.7m on short-track speed skating and £5.6m on curling and we have nothing to show for it. English athletes did their jobs, why couldn't the Scottish athletes do their jobs?

The question remains, why aren't there better English athletes to replace eternal jobber Christie? She's absolutely shit but there's nobody from England to replace her apparently