Sup Forums what's the most comfy way to an hero, with no clean up required afterwards...

Sup Forums what's the most comfy way to an hero, with no clean up required afterwards? Like no shovels / scraping required.

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stop breathing

If youre a jew.....just find an outdoor oven big enough to crawl into, jew incel

I just saw this thread not to long ago.
1. Heroin overdose.
2.Nitrogen Asphyxiation
3.One I think that would work in theory. Alcohol enema.
I hope you find peace OP, even if it's in death. I'll see you there soon.

Why care about cleaning up? You're already gone afterwards!

Hypothermia. You just fall asleep. Then boom your frozen.

If you can find a large helium tank (not a party ball) and a full nose-mouth mask to connect to it, you can go pretty peacefully.

Cuz why be a dick to the poor fucks that will still be living in this shitty world kek?

Go up in a burning ring of fire...

But whatever you're going through, it will end.

So don't do anything to hurt yourself.

> sleeping pills
> take with liquor/beer
> get into car
> start car in garage
> put on music you like
> close your eyes and let the bliss fall over you

No cleanup required.

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Sign up for the military, volunteer for secret missions in the middle east, come back home in a refrigerated box at 3 am so the media doesn't notice. Get buried, forgotten.

I like this plan. Do it.

Most helium is cut with oxygen and likely won't die. You need a high concentration or just use nitrogen.

If you go the military route at least when you die you leave behind something for your family.

Easiest would be nitrogen (or other non-reactive gas) asphyxiation. Just get like a Cpap mask or other medical mask to cover your face, then a nitrogen tank and some tubing. Set it up next to your bed, lie down, put on mask, and you'll pass out painlessly in like 1 minute. You'll be dead in 5. Just make sure the mask is on straight, you don't want to wake up brain damaged but still alive.

Dude,
every 15 minutes, some
ATTENTION-SEEKING EMO CRYBABY
jumps on Sup Forums
asking about killing himself, suicide, or
…..painless ways to 'do it'……
You fuckers are so TRITE and PREDICTABLE,
it's like you all read the same fucking script.
why are you faggots such
PATHETIC
UNORIGINAL
COWARDLY
attention whores?
=====
'how do I end it all....'
'i'm saying goodbye bee...'
'gonna do it, don't try to stop me...'
'easy and painless way to ....'
====
and what's more important, you ARE NOT GOING TO DO IT
you're just fishing for NEWFAGS to beg you not to do it,
it's like some DOPAMINE FIX you get from losers telling you.
none of you faggots have ever done it,
you just post your whining and then jack off with tears in your eyes
…..
just do it already,
really, kill yourself, don't worry about how, just do it
YES,
THE WORLD REALLY WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU.

Nice copy pasta dude. Neck yourself.

Bump

Hang yourself with ipod headphones

Wood chipper. Obviously

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just do pic related and hang yourself, itll be comfy after awhile

live a long fulfilling life. Die of old age.

That just sounds like a pathetic way to die. Real men die in battle.

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