Secrets Thead. Y'all know what to do.
my secret is that I'm a faggot~
Secrets Thead. Y'all know what to do.
my secret is that I'm a faggot~
I'm a faggot~
same user. my roommate is going out of town this weekend. i have someone coming over that im gonna crossdress for and suck. might record it too if im feeling brave.
do you suck dicks?
That's not a secret – it’s a well-known fact that OP is a faggot.
I only use /b when shitting
I have been collecting pictures of women I know in person for around 15 years. Everything from creep shots, some family member saves, actual wins, facebook rips, and anything inbetween. I even have pictures saved from the Myspace era and creeps I took on my very first cellphone (I very rarely take those anymore and I never really took them in public). I mainly only get a thrill from it if I know the person. I have roughly 400-500+ folders neatly organized by name on an old laptop that barely works anymore. Some folders have as few as 2 pictures while others have upwards of thousands. In total, I have over 150,000 pictures on the computer and 1,800 on my phone as of now. Roughly 2-3 times a year, I transfer them to the laptop and start all over. Maybe half of them I haven't and probably never will masturbate to, but collecting the pictures is somehow exciting. Otherwise, as far as everyone I have pervertedly stored on a computer is concerned, I am a well liked and active member in my small town community working toward becoming a high school teacher.
I was caught a few times, but never with the full catalog, and I always found a way out of being outed as the creep that I am.
Fat/chubby/BBW/slampig threads here got me curious about fucking a fatty, so I seduced a Taiwanese landwhale (spoiler: the sex sucked). My wife knows (or at least strongly suspects) I fucked the whale and tries to tease details about it out of me.
have a threesome
My wife doesn't care if I fuck other women as long as it isn’t rubbed in her face. She wouldn’t be happy seeing me fuck another woman in front of her.
I had sex with my ex's sister in their garage. It was really good, but neither of us talked about it.Even now that we've broken up, I still don't think she knows.
I’ve gotten two girls fucked up to the point of unconscious and taken advantage of them seems to be a fucked up deed I know but they were both hot
I'm married and I hired a fat black hooker because I wanted to fuck a fat black woman for the first time. It was good sex. Best pussy I'd ever tasted too. $100 well spent.
I love anal penetration. I have ever since I first tried it when I was 13. I don't even orgasm from my penis anymore. I just moan and scream with a big dildo in my butt for an hour and that's all the stimulation I need. Nobody knows how big of an anal bitch I am.
Oh yeah, also I post nudes of myself on the internet, again, something which nobody knows.
I masturbate to my stepmom
And also make spy pics of her
came inside my 1st cousin when she was drunk 1 time best nut I've ever had story if anyones interested
Let's hear it cracka
I am a faggot teenager and very legal antispeech interpreter that actually mods and delete the thread because I ate my cum and it tasted like pills
Aussie blood is in the hoop
be at Halloween party at aunt's cousin shows up she's 32 I'm 21
we're all up until like 3am were all drunk
me and cousin spend the night we're both on the couch it's a big sectional
cousins wasted comes stumbling inside the house she puts sweats on and passed out
aunt goes to bed and I lay down on the other side of the couch
start getting hard I see my cousin laying there passed out snoring
I'm pretty drunk myself and start thinking with my dick
get up quietly and creep up behind her I push my hard dick against her ass
I can't help myself slowly pull her sweats down and she had no underwear on
my dick was rock solid and I loose it spit on my dick and line it up with her pussy
slowly push the head of my cock in so I don't wake her her cunt was already wet
her pussy was so tight it felt amazing start pulling in and out going a little deeper each time
about 5 pumps later I'm all the way inside her and it feels incredible
continue to slowly fuck her for a couple mins then I feel myself getting ready to cum
as I get closer I'm overcome with lust my dicks never been so hard and can't control myself
thrust my cock balls deep one last time and just explode start shooting load after load deep inside her felt like it wouldn't stop
just lay there for about 30 seconds collecting myself and i feel cum leaking out
slide my dick out slow and see a glob of cum follow pull her sweats up and go to bed
i assume she knows what happened but she has never brought it up but well worth it though the most incredible orgasm I've ever had in my life
I gave a girl microdoses of mdma and ghb
then when the drugs hit her i opened porn on the big flat screen tv
she was naked and riding me within 1 minute
The secret is, this girl is my best friend's wife
I smoked anal sex and ate a baguette with shit between cuckold fantasies of an imagined past that should illegally be removed to understand the world in a different way and die off to be reincarnated and reborn, a messsiah to come back to us
My fiancé had a miss carriage, a baby we had wanted for a long time. I held shit together like a man but seriously thought of leaving after her reactions got crazier. Never told her I had my bags packed but I’m glad I didn’t. Things got better.
I farted and barfed and took a shit when my liver reconfigured the imaginative brain frequencies that develop into similarities between time space and human separation of the past, fantasy and dream.
What is to come has already been will come again if you try you might get it too
The will to hurt a combination of human interpretation of what an evil definition is based on mind and body and experience.
A will to destroy the hurtful to recreate something worse will fade into ultimate punishment
tips for doing it user?
An imaginary past is not working properly. But then again, what is imaginary?
i'm 30. from what others tell me i do look good, i do sports, having the abs and biceps and all that shit, i have a really good paying job. not even that weird of a guy.
BUT still, alone, virgin, social anxiety? idk.
i consider myself hetero, but at this point i would even go for a male just for not being alone anymore. i dont even care anymore.
When I was in junior high i used to keep nude pictures of myself in between regular pictures on my phone. That way I would show a random picture to a girl hoping she would swipe and find one of them. I would then fake embarrassment and claim I forgot that was there. I guess due to our age they would usually just giggle and some would even try to comfort me from my "embarrassment" and tell me it was ok and that it was an accident. Good days.
Didn't you post this in a reddit thread or something? I remember reading a screen cap from there with almost exactly the same content.
something something i love cops something would let one kidnap me because i am a faggot something something him to destroy my asshole in uniform and abuse me something something
this is this entire thread
what does this mean
Fuck some hookers. That will take your anxiety
this one time at band camp i accidentally a 12yo flute player girl with my trombone
i'm not a faggot
I’m from the Philippines. Everyone tells me how nice I am and what great mother I am to my kids. But what no one knows is I spent 7 years in jail in Philippines for cutting off my husband’s penis and balls. I knew he cheating on me. So I grabbed meat cleaver and hid it between mattress. I aroused him by sucking and playing with his penis. Then I grabbed the cleaved and chopped his groin as hard as I could. His penis and balls came off with that one chop. I threw his balls in toilet and flushed and threw his dick out the window. He almost bleed to death but because neighbors called police he lived and I got only 7 years instead of life. The girl he cheat on me with was 16 I think I do right thing and I already served time so no one needs to know.
Nice, was it worth it though? I mean wasting 7 years of your life for a bad husband.
I lost seven years but he will live rest of life regretting cheating. I got remarried and had kids I doubt he did same.
I used to steal my friends underwear and jack off while sniffing them. After a while it got to where that wasn't enough for me any more so I'd go into my little brother's room, pull back his foreskin and sniff his dick while I would jerk off.
No. I wrote this a few months ago and occasionally slap it onto these when i'm bored. You're super gay for seeing this on reddit, but it's neat finding out my OC got some attention elsewhere.
did things to my passed out sis
Let's get to work guys, those 11 year old nieces aren't gonna wash themselves
My wife and I are looking to buy a dog for the sole reason for it to fuck and knot her. Were both very much into bestialty.
I exposed my teen son to nude vids and clips of his mom and me. Unintentionally at first but then somewhat on purpose. didnt want to delete the files from computer and embarrass him so I acted like it wasn't happening
When I was 13 I participated in a gang rape. I was visiting my family in Honduras. Mostly hanging out with my older cousin who was 16. We were hanging out with his friends and of course sex came up. They asked if I was a virgin and I tried to lie and say I wasn’t but they didn’t believe me and called me out on it. Then my cousin said he was gonna get me pussy before I went home. He and and his friends discussed who they should ask to take my cherry and they eventually settle on a 12yr old girl named yesinya because some of them had bought sex from her already a few times. But when we go ask today she’s not in the mood and says no. My cousin starts smacking her and yelling and she kicked him in the balls. That’s when his friends grabbed her when she tried to run. When my cousin got up he told his friends to hold her down. He tore her clothes off and raped her right in front of me. I was shocked as I’d never seen him like this since I only visited every few years. They wanted me to go next but I was fear limp so his friends took turns. By the end I did have a boner and they really weren’t giving me much of a choice. They said I had to or they’d beat me to. So I just pulled down my pants and stuck my dick in her. It didn’t take long before I felt myself about to cum. They all pulled out and came on her but I couldn’t pull my dick out. My hips just mashed my dick into her and I came in her. They laughed and made fun of me saying I was probably a dad now to. And we all ran away laughing back to his house. I pretended to be tough and act like it was great but I’d never felt more regret in my life. I spent years losing sleep over what I did and only started to let it go in my late 20s.
lucky you didn't get AIDS – getting AIDS at 13 would suck
what kind of vids and clips? just basic stuff, or his mom doing super slutty stuff?
I'm in a relationship with my GF since 2 years. Always been with girls... But I want to suck dick..
So you've got the same secret as OP
KEEEK got em
Mostly nudes and clips of her touching herself or wearing lingerie we were hiding in our room never to be seen or mixed in the laundry basket. Also a clip of her blowing me and one reverse riding me. All of these were in the desktops google drive folder and I had no idea about it, we uploaded them on drive from a tablet we had and then deleted them because the kid was often borrowing it to play games
You fuckin weird ass selfish excuse for an adult. Hey let me sign my kid up for mental issues because of a kink I get off to.
I recently started an affair with a girl I work with. We'd been flirting for months, both got married within the last 6 months so we're both feeling guilty about "already" having an affair.
We've been careful so far. We meet in motel rooms after work, never at home. But we do some kinky shit and I never wear a rubber with her
What kink you idiot? those were nudes we were sending each other when I was away from home that's why we were deleting everything form the tablet and had no social media logged on.
he'll be fine. if you're good parents he'll forget it in a cpl yrs. it might pop into his head occasioanlly but as the yrs go by he'll remember it less and less.
Pretty sure I'm going to fuck this girl at work who is engaged. I'm not the bad guy though right? She's going to cheat on him, that's a fact, might as well be with me right?
pretty much how I looked at it too. has she been pursuing you?
i really hate women and their hyqergamous ways and want them to suffer, alot.
owo but not in any crude manner such as going out to kill one, no no, i want to know that women will be enslaved by an alien race and turned into sacks of flesh to be filled with genetic material.
honestly, at this qoint, that seems the best outcome for humanity, all the women die or are sold and men just reqroduce with sex robots.
im going to put a spy cam on my busty petite best friends bathroom
i got obsessed with her boobs recently and since i have a key for her apartment this should be an easy task
im going to deliver when i get the videos
Very much. Started with light flirting, but I knew she was taken so I didnt push any further. But she sure did, she makes physical contact all the time, and seeks me out for attention, referring to us eating together as "dates" and wants to take breaks together alone in my car. It's been about a month now, I just feel guilty. But like I siad, it's really on her. Shes the gate keeper here, I'm just some dude who's looking to smash.
My friend’s ex’s have shared her nudes with me
if she's going to cheat she's going to cheat, nothing you can do for the other guy. at least if it's you then you can make sure she's having safe sex and not getting in a bad situation with some random stranger you know?
Whatever makes you feel better
I misread your post. It sounded like at first it was an accident but then you enjoyed that your kid was seeing the nudes. I'd delete them either way.
Equipment and plan?
Yeah, that's how I feel. I'm really not that great, so she must be unhappy. I didn't charm her away or anything. If not my dick, it would be someone else's. Sucks that I cant start a real relationship with her. Shes so cool, but I dont date cheating whores.
I fucked my younger cousin for years and she turned into a lesbian
How did it start?
I was watching tv when I was 14 and she was 8. I was under some blankets and she said she was cold and wanted to lay down too so I said lay by me. She did and at the time she had some small booty short on. I thought nothing of it until I ‘accidentally’ rubbed my groin up against her trying to get more blankets. She scooted closer and closer I told my dick was hard and I was rubbing it against her ass. I pulled my dick out and I basically thigh fucked her until I came. She got scared of the cum on her thighs but while I was doing it her eyes rolled back and she threw in a couple pump backs. From there we explored each other a lot more from thigh jobs to anal to just down right letting me fuck her. She had the tightest ass I’ve ever had. Nothing compares. Not even my wife now.
Pics of her now in college
I let my younger brother use my fleshjack go.
His birthday is coming up and since he's not old enough yet to buy it himself I'm thinking of getting him his own.
Ever nut in her?
fuck off with this thread you fucking redditors
Yes I did the first time I slide my dick I her ass and she cried while I was cumming. After that she wanted it like that every time
I'm a faggot~
you rule girl!
Alexiswrenlyons is her IG and FB I don’t have nudes but I would like to see them so find her and get some if you can and share them.
How long did you fuck her for? Until she was how old?
Small tit but a great ass
Basically just an act out of jealousy, you fucking cunt.
You ever considered apologizing the girl?
Every man does. Most would just never admit it.
Last time I fucked her was 2 years ago and by that time she made it clear to me she liked the ladies as much as I did. I ate her out and slid into her pussy but she didn’t have the same enthusiasm about it as i did and she went back to college
She was 18 the last time I fucked her
old fag checking in. I want to suck a dick although I don't consider myself gay at all. The thought of kissing a guy is kind of disgusting. The thought of cuddling with a guy is uncomfortable. Yet I want to suck a dick. I don't understand myself.
Get some if you can.
do you have any fucking idea how hideous I am? That’s some funny shit right there.
Played doctor with quite a few girls from when I was about 6. The biggest age gap was between me akd a cousin of mine when I was older. I used to rub her up under the table when we were eating at the table because she loved sitting next to me. She wore a bunch of skirts/dresses too so it was easynto see her panties. Sometimes at my request she would just take her panties off so I could see her when she was sitting.
Best story was when we were at the movies and it was super dark. I rubbed her for about and hour and half and then after we got home everybody else passed out. But she came to my bed and we frotted until I came up between her legs. Then I took to the bathroom to clean her off and gave some oral she enjoyed so much that she was practically grinding against my face.
Brough it up to her years later when she was 17 and I apologized.She told me not to worry about it and she liked it at the time. Never done anything like that again since.
Then do it. It is not cheating. It's providing a service. Like giving someone a massage.
I meat with a old couple where the guy fucks my ass and mouth and the woman watches us and gives im orders on what to do.
I asked my wife to dress sexier and now she loves it. Watching her get ready to go shopping with no bra and a short skirt gets me rock hard.
I'm in a relationship with another guy that is essentially abusive. he has raped me before and constantly makes me do things I don't want. I can only tell Sup Forums cause nobody irl would ever accept me being into/with a guy in the first place
I believed it
So are you a dad now?
Oh fuck I read about you. You climbed in his hospital window and cut it off again after they'd reattached it, right?
was she cute at least?
did she like you more than other guys?
at what age you came first time?
Neither those white castle murders, and who's going to fuck those lesbian moms? Huh?
more pls user
Well? Are you a dad?
longtime porn addict .
always hiding it but binge out a few times a month .
seen way too much fucked up shit and now i just try to talk to people when i get urges because i find it more fun and compelling.
also just fucking seen everything :/
My mom let's me borrow her panties to jack off with.
no she didnt
I took a pair of her used ones to jack off with. Cummed in them and put it back in the dirty clothes pile. Now everytime laundry is done i find a pair of her panties tucked into my clothes pile. Happens every time now.
How were you caught and who caught you
Hooked up with a married cunt at some random bar
Her husband went out of town for a ball game and their kids were at his parents' house
She was pissed at him for leaving and went after some strange
She paid for a hotel next to the bar
I brought a bottle of jack, and she got drunk
I put her face down to fuck her from behind, used her phone to take a couple pictures
Fucked her ass, then got her on the edge of the bed and went for the throat
She had never deep throated before and ended up gagging and puking after I nutted
She passed the fuck out and didn't wake up as I fisted her
She was still passed out an hour later so I fucked her again and nutted inside her
I took her wedding rings and cash ($342 and got $750 for the rings from a pawn shop)
Took her iPhone so that I had the pics and got $50 for it off some crackhead
Sent a couple pics to her husband to thank him for the donation before I wiped the phone
The SD card that I kept from the phone had a ton of family pics on it too
I snuck into my cousins house one night when I knew she was passed out drunk. Slipped upstairs and fucked her. I wanted to know if the pussy felt the same as when she used to molest me when she was my babysitter. It was actually better. Surprise, she wasn't drunk and we continued to fuck for the next couple years. Her mom, my aunt told me that she knew everything at my cousins funeral. So I guess it isn't really a secret.
Fucking loser. Guessing you live in America. Just because you look good and have money doesn't mean you're gonna get laid. You have to know how to be an asshole to women, and how to do it correctly
She was such a lovely wife and mommy
you forgot to mention you gave the hotel room key to a couple of black guys. lol
This fucking guy tells the same dumb story with slightly different variations all the time.
Try again. That was no secret.
Android, you fucking retard.
you literally just said in your larp story you took her iphone you stupid fuck
Got a handjob and a blowjob from my drunk cousin. Tldr i fucked her friends they gossiped about my dick size cousin wanted to see it when drunk got her to put it in her mouth. I now want to fuck her brains out.
aren't all phones called iPhones these days
i fucked my bestfriends ex gf in the ass
be friday night drinking
she msgs me around 2 am asking if i want to come over
were having a few drinks talking
told her if she never got with buddy i was going to ask her out
told her how hot i always thought she was
she scoots closer so i kiss her and pull my dick out
she instantly goes for my cock
tell her to get naked
bend her over on the couch and start fucking her
put finger in her ass
tells me to fuck ass
nut in her ass
we did this a few more times that night, bestfriend never found out. would still fuck her again but she had a "change of heart" and stopped being a slut, i wasnt the only friend of his she fucked either.
Met this girl in high school, pretty fuckin sweet, year below me, both 17 as I had my birthday later in the year, got real close and shit, got my license and picked her up one night around 11pm, went out and looked at the stars and talked shit for ages
She was about 5.3, wide hips phat ass no tits
Ended up fucking, slept in the back of my dads wagon I was driving at the time
Kept talking after that, went to family Christmas and turns out she was a second cousin that moved back after her mother died of cancer (my auntie)
Legitimately would have married this woman, she’s full time junkie with crackhead friends now, bad days
How did she die?
I’m cheating on my bf with his nigger friend
Good for you user sometimes you gotta just give a tad bit of time im happy for you
Driving my uber and taking this hot little white girl to the pool and it started raining right as we got there. Ended up taking her back home for free, and got to fuck her in her bed with the wedding picture hanging over it.
She obviously wants to fuck you as well idiot
Suspected overdose to cheat a cancer diagnosis
Hope so, that's the only thing I'm worried about scaring him permanently don't care about ephemeral arousal or whether he jerked off while looking at them
She woke up.
Had a girlfriend that got touched in her sleep snd she was awake thru the whole thing they just lay there terrified and still. You dont think so buy youve probably given her a severe metal condition or maybe its not that bad but i can tell you shes a little fucked up now from that.. and yes she suspects your weird ass did it dont be stupid
M or f
I hate niggers
MAn, I have the same "morb"? that you with the pictures of friends or acquaitance women. I Have a collection of tribs too. But I erase it from time to time and then I come again to Sup Forums for moar.
PS: Pic related
I did, over the summer, just didn't wanna do it immediately after realizing he had found them, no idea if he saved them or whatever don't wanna be even more intrusive and I don't even dare telling my wife that because she ll freak out
Eh fuck it. But i would wear a condom fuckin weird skanks like that get around dont you think shes only looking to fuck you hahahaha ? Also consider the mass change and devistation it would cause if you were caught. Where would you sleep? Do you have kids? Whos the bread winner? Is it worth all the bullshit of a marrage?
Was there all afternoon
I once got a really straight edge girl drunk, she had a big crush on me for a long time and i found out from a friend so i asked her to hang out. the first time we hung out she would barely even kiss me, this is when were 16-17.
around the 3rd time hanging out i got her drunk and myself. she was pretty much passed so i fingered her and then fucked her and took her virginity.
The next day she asked if we had sex because she was sore down there, i said no but told her that you let me finger you so thats probably why. Eventually after that she would let me finger her all the time and eventually let me fuck her thinking that was when she lost her virginity lmao actually ended up dating for a while.
Well she didnt when she was drunk and already had my cock in her mouth idiot
I just ended up a good relationship with my gf about 2 months ago, we are in pretty good terms btw. Things just didn't happen, and we had to put an end. So, a few weeks ago after a friend convinced me I downloaded one of those date apps. And I found out, after being out of the league for a few years, that women my age (around 30) are crazy, they're generally quite pretentious and superficial.
How does my confession end? I got a lot of matches from women in their 40s and 50s. Some are prettier than those in their 30s and are the best in bed.
Any similar expirience here?
really straight edge
was okay with being drunk fingered
Choose one, my virgin friend
I found my estranged brother on a gay cruising site months ago and have been obsessed with wanting to suck his dick ever since :) Also no one knows I'm a faggot cocksucker
Wife and I had a threesome with one of her bridesmaids about a week before the wedding
Paid my cousin for sex.
How did it come about?
Wife and I were talking about if we'd ever want to try a threesome (leading up to a wedding you talk about a lot of stuff) and she said she'd have to know the third person and trust them a lot. She also said she always wanted to try being with a girl. So I suggested why not one of her bridesmaids and she liked the idea. She asked one of them that was close had told us a lot about her experimenting before. She said yes, so we did it
weird things happen when 16 yr impressionable girls like you, retard.
Kill yourself rapist nigger.
Im a drug dealer, ive had multiple annoying af junkies and repeat customers who sometimes think they can grt away with not paying full price or generally think they are a friend an want discounts. These are the people i give my product laced with fentanyl. Ive seen 4 stories of people OD who i directly recognized. An OD from my product gets me more clients so its a win win for me.
how much for an ounce?
Kill yourself you shitskin spanish speaking nigger.
Dude, everyone on here has taken cock at least once. Chill.
you ever enter a room and think "I'm probably the only one here who hasn't sucked a dick" then remember when you experimented in college and get sad?
Depends on what you are looking for my man
Ex best friend is a huge slut in denial. Has a fiancé and 2 boy toys. The last one was her rapist-turned-friend. Got pregnant by one of them and miscarriaged. This is the 2nd/3rd miscarriage. I’m thinking it’s God’s way of telling her she’s NOT mother material. I’m also thinking I can creampie her countless times and her body will auto abort the kid for free anyway.
Just proof read my post. I’m more fucked up than I thought
I want to fuck my sister so bad
35 here, never touched a dick other than my own. I went to college.
enjoy your mental gymnastics as to why you wont burn in hell.
I sawed the legs off of the periodic table
When I was around 6 my 3 years older older brother had probably seen parents doing or watched smth similar on TV and wanted to do "what adults do" as he said. he d convince mom to let me sleep in his bed during our midday naps. He d tell me "this is what mom and dad do at night" then lie on top of me and try to kiss me by hovering his mouth over mine. he d often ask me to stick my tongue out and suck it or we'd twirl them together. This is the part I most vividly remember and one of my first sexual awakenings, I could even say these are fond memories? but there was also the humping part. I faintly remember him telling me to spread my legs and grinding against me when face up or face down. I don't know if it hurt because he was older and heavier or because he had a boner while doing it but it certainly wasn't pleasant. Also faintly remember what his penis looked like which was quite different than mine. I always maintained that these were just false memories until I found out by my mom that brother had been circumcised when he was 3 due to urological problems.
I remember having quite a few fits of rage and anger back then which stopped in preadolescence, everyone attributed those to my endocrinological issues(could have been a mixture of both these causes I guess)
Don't know if it had any other long term effects on me (apart maybe from my sexual identity) perhaps indirect ones that are quite difficult to trace back to those incidents.
The fact you have to say ot out loud makes me think you're hiding a secret. It's ok.
Please. But stop posting pics of her so I can nut
I think the adultery is what's taking me to hell. That or the various crimes I've been an accomplice to. Sins = Laws right? I can't keep up with these made up rules..
I kinda want to fuck you. How tight are your thighs?
honestly I just never thought about it until now. never considered it might not be the norm.
yeah I'm pretty fucked on the adultery front too. been with my girl 12 years and cheating on her with three people at the moment, dozens over the time we've been together.
My best female friend is a feminist, you know they wear green pins/badges, they go to parades, empowerment, etc. She's quite attractive, actually I tried to flirt with her a few years ago but she friendzoned me.Now she's in a relationship with other guy.
Anyways, since last July she has been taking self-defense classes, in case someone approaches her on the street, mostly for defense in case of possible abuse or rape. So, 3 weeks ago, after a christmas party, we went to my apartment, her bf was out of town for business, and I told her that it's ok all that stuff of self-defense but that if any guy wanted to, he would subdue her and take her by force without problems. She went kind of mad about that and asked me to try her (I'm not a big guy 5'9" 144 pounds, she is 5'7" and about 111 pounds.) when the thing started she fucking surprises me with a Judo takedown on my hips, instinctively I just slapped her with both of my hands on her ears. She got stunned and released me. I immediately pushed and bended her over the table and I don't know why but I unbuckled his belt and pulled her jeans a little down, showing off her colourful panties.
Her sobbing brought me back to my senses, I felt a cold running through my body and I sat down immediately. 10 minutes later she was gone, we only crossed messages for the new year and last night, but we never talked about it again...I feel terrible but still got hard thinking about what happened...I never thought I'd be capable of something like that, of course I apologized to her and she accepted, but I don't know still feel terrible.
PS: Self-defense won't working unless you're a really big woman.
TSA Harassment Parody
"At the time"
It's better if you watch me fuck her man so you'll feel less guilty. Does she like BBC?
Unintentionally at first but then somewhat on purpose.
lmfao hope she realized what a waste of time and money those classes are, and how shes just a useless fuck machine.
Found an attractive chick passed out on a bench in the Quad in khaki booty shorts and a blouse. Sat beside her and got progressively more handsy testing her.
She barely moved except to breathe. Rubbed her tummy a bit and cupped a tit, but it's considerably less hot when you're not having sex. A bit annoyed and
feeling overly confident at this point; I whipped myself out to stroke and started rubbing the crotch of her panties. Angled myself and came on her thigh and the
shorts covering her butt. Heard talking from behind us so I threw my sweatshirt over my lap and finger-painted her thigh so it was less obvious. Two guys walked
by and I blurted out, "She just needs a rest. HaHa" like a retard. They looked at me weird and one guy said, "She has the right idea." as they walked. I freaked and
ran to my dormroom. Slammed the door and used Skype to call campus security and tell them about the girl.
Since that day I've been obsessed with taboo public shit and have done a lot of deranged shit. It's like an addiction. I've hurt a lot of people recently, most of them without knowing. Fuck.
I've hurt a lot of people recently, most of them without knowing.
gonna need details on that one
I've been edging for 2 days straight, now anything female gives me a semi. This is dangerous. I should probably nut but I'm already on my way to work.
I fucked a woman who was technically married but separated. Came in her multiple times and left because I didn't love her and she was falling.
She’s so sexy
Well, that was my point! I still feel terrible for what happened. But she wouldn't have a chance against a criminal/rapist
Honestly when you're on all fours and a tranny is sliding her cock into your waiting tight hole, and all you're thinking is 'please don't let me get AIDS' it's part of life.
My roommate likes to suck/toss me off in front of her nieces
base-model white woman
Obviously never been to a pawn shop. (bought my first GF a $500 ring, pawn shop gave her $20, they fuck you worse than gamestop, they know you need money, usually for drugs and are desperate)
how old is everybody? do the nieces enjoy watching, whats their reactions?
When they find you the police will make you get naked with a dozen other men and they'll put a finger in your butt hole and foreskin to look for drugs. Just saying.
Just don't get too attached. Sex is sex and I did it too, going into it thinking it was casual. I ended up binge drinking with her and fucking for a week straight besides us going to work here and there. I was still broken up with her leaving me for that guy she would complain about.
Either way you'll always be second choice if you're okay with it.
Used to do thatbwhem I was still in school. not deliberately, something would come up or I'd get interrupted and I'd go 4-5 days without nutting but still jacking
We already knew
A lot of it is boring minor shit. Cheating on a happy relationship by seducing a close female friend for no reason other than I thought it would be hot to make her cheat when she's super anti-cheating and outspoken women's rights advocate.
Dropping in on my foster-sister out of the blue and spending that week cumming in her [DEFINITELY ADULT] daughter's face lotion and sniffing their panties. Used tickle fights to grope. They seemed oblivious and love me. Even invited me back.
Commenting on my fairly attractive ex's sister to her. Little things like, "[Sister] has such gorgeous hair" and later on, "Did you see her butt? She's getting into great shape." Brought up wanting to see her with her sister, and the last straw was
dirty talking her in bed about how I wanted to fuck her sister. She struggled to push me off, I pretended like I thought she was just playing along. I came and rolled off and she started screaming saying what the fuck a lot. Moved out the next day
and sent her brother for her things.
There's a couple more interesting things but I might save them for the next secrets thread.
Lol yes you do and I bet you'd do it again if you thought you could.
Dont worry, I did this too. He was already jacking off in her panties and I caught him snooping my computer looking for her pics. He tried to hide his browser history but I saw his mom-son searches. So I helped him along and left the pics in a folder on my desktop. I looked at the recent files and noticed he had viewed them all.
I had a hippy friend who realized that, like she knew she was 100lbs and couldn't do much and mostly did it for exercise, she sometimes gets cocky but doesn't take much for her to figure it out. (she watches UFC, notice how they have weight classes for every 10lbs so it's fair, if a guy is twice her weight... I mean, maybe she can get lucky with a nut shot, but it ain't a fair fight.)
Tsa pat down of suspected terrorists
I'm getting real tired of her selfish bullshit, she pretends to be a good girlfriend but she just wants to settle and sees me as her target to settle with. Can't break up with her because she's incapable of making it on her own. Literally she'd crumble into depression and just off her self.
You’re a sociopath I fucking love it top kek
I don't know, it's complicated, maybe if he weren't my son I'd like the idea of someone getting turned on by my wife
What if ur wife finds out about it?
I fucking pussied out of asking out a cute girl. I knew she was leaving for school soon, but I thought I'd atleast see here one day this week. But nope. Now I'm probably never gonna see her again.
Only real hope now is either
A) She gets my number from a mutual and reaches out
B) I end up stopping in the store Saturday when she's working
C) Gets penciled in for work in her day off
D) Let it go and learn not to procrastinate.
It sucks, we really got along well, with some flirty teasing thrown in.
Part of the annoying shit is that
A) I asked her out over a year ago and nothing came of it. But the dynamic was different.
B) Our supervisor tried setting her and another coworker up. (didn't work. Coworkers dumb as shit.)
C) I convinced a friend who was into her to ask her out. (didn't work out for him. He took her to McDonald's after work one night. And at the time the feels faded alot. But they came back a few months later.)
Here's a quote from Philosopher Jonathon Kirk:
"Said if I leave her, she gon' die
Well bitch, you done with life"
Fucking niggers rule. That's why I let my wife worship at their feet.
The other night, my fiance and I were laughing cuz I moaned "OK" while was fucking her.
What she doesnt know is that Kaay is the tight little 18 y/o that I just started plowing on the side.
I got remarried and had kids I doubt he did same
Has she ever done it before?
What kind of dog are you considering?
Like you, I'll never tell my wife. I called him out on the panties, and he had her finger vibe that I know he came on. I didnt tell him I knew about the photos and mom-son porn searches. So I'm fairly sure she'll never find out unless he tries to instigate something with her. Although I go on long business trips a lot, and she drinks pretty heavily when I do, so I'm wondering of he's ever gotten handsy with her while passed out.
they did it to my niece too, but shitskins are garbage and know they will get searched so put bombs on their kids, got to scan a few white kids to make it fair.
you are the best friend a man can get
so many terrorists nowadays, we need security
I did things backwards as a virgin, first I did kinky stuff, she pulled out her phone and made a video of herself peeing down my throat and on my face in the middle of a department store, later had normal doggy style sex, afterwards I had my first kiss and finally held held hands with a girl for the first time.
Stepdaughter takes something like this every night to help her sleep.
I stick my dick in the bottle and jack off with them so that my pre-cum gets all over them.
Sometimes I'll dump a few out and cum all over them, then put them back in the jar.
My wife always sleeps naked. I have taken to showing her off. Ive left our blinds open for the neighbors, pulled the covers down for family and friends...she has no idea and would freak out if she knew how many have seen her naked.
Nut shot could be or eyes
Damn, that sounds like a lot more complicated than my situation. My son is quite reserved as a kid doesn't have many friends so I doubt he d ever take such an initiative especially since wife is somewhat of a control freak
I like it best when you know the male family members are enjoying it.
My line of work means that my job is to keep women/customers happy and returning. the last parter i cheated on with around 80+ women. she only found out about one. the one i worked with
Well considering I'm gone so often he probably feels he can get away with shit like that. Mine also has few friends and is pretty reserved.
Pic related or just some random bitch?
Tsa pat down of suspected terrorists #2
yes, me too. Ive seen a few jerking to her
Yeah I guess it's easier for you to not put that past him since hes already taken panties before but I don't think my son would ever muster enough courage to do something beyond peeking or going through my computer or his mom's tablet
But you enjoyed it then and probably enjoy it now, right?
Were they her family members? I know at least two cousins and one uncle who have enjoyed seeing mine nude.
Deep down inside me I'd say yes
Good to be honest. I know I enjoyed it too. I'm curious if he's copied any of them or showed his friends.
Used to do that to my asshole teen nephews whenever we visited family home for summer. I knew they were beating the shit out of their meats after that
Nice. Ive seen it with her younger brother and her stepdad...and the neighbor and some with my sons friends.
That's what I'm afraid of I doubt that he d ever do that, share them with others that is, he is 14 now, past the sociopathic stage of preadolescence. If he did however he is probably keeping them for himself
Dang you actually caught her younger bro doing that?
Yeup, I want some of my sons to see also.
My sons friend*
1) I’m a male
3) Really tight, yesterday was Leg Day
i like fingering my asshole and smelling the anal mucus that comes out
While it's been slowly leaking in the last few years, it is ABSURD how much exploitation happens in the film and music industries.
I was in the periphery of a fairly popular sex ring in Hollywood, and was in the room when certain movie stars were being basically passed around, and would spend a night or two with one person, then the next time i'd see them, they were all over the next buyer. These buyers were contracting through this one wealthy woman that would cater to middler eastern royalty.
There were 3 hotels that she primarily used as her play pen.
Was touched as a child by my then nanny. Growing up I had trouble with intimacy. Going to therapy and confronting the memory of it made me realize I have been gay my whole life. Now i have no issue with intamacy in fact since coming out i have been fucking and getting fucked like a total slut. I need to get tested i need to slow down
My cousin would act like she was asleep while we played together sometimes. I knew she was ok with me touching her because we had this thing where her nose was an off switch plus she would rap her legs around me when I ate her out.
tell me more. which hotels. when was the last time you went to a party. is it still going on.
It depends, are you over 60 and completely technological challenged? If so, yes. If not than fuck no you blathering fool.
Not involved anymore, but it was in Hollywood / West Hollywood, and you'd be surprised who was involved. There were some fairly well known people that I'd see all hanging out in the bars there, and then I'd see them at the afterparties, drunk, high, and fingerbanging the flavor of the week. I naively thought it was just "hollywood," but I found out shortly after my 2nd or 3rd encounter, when I brought up how ridiculous it was to someone else, they told me a bit more about who was behind it.
Then I'd start to notice her, the woman behind it, very politely inviting to the group so-and-so new pop star, or young actress, and then she'd disappear.
You remember that Hot For Words girl? She was in this circle as well...
Had to live with my aunt at a young age. She liked to touch me. I never felt ashamed or anything like that because I was the man of the house. I was allowed to bring girlfriends home for sex while my aunt covered for me. My aunt wanted a 3sum but sadly she passed away before that could happen.
how did u get invited and why did u stopped going
Does anyone have the screencap of that user who masturbated over the phone with his girlfriend? It was just starting to go olace.
I didn't necessarily stop going, the people just started migrating elsewhere, and I didn't associate with those people anymore.
At the time, I was just thinking it was fun to be around a few celebrities, see them shitfaced, and do dumb things, but looking back at it now, holy shit were they being taken advantage of.
Money does strange things, and there are levels of wealth that get you into a club, and once you're in, they think they're just having fun, but if you look at who's hosting the parties, who's providing the drugs, who's making the introductions, it's a bit, absurd.
what wAs the drug of choice then
Lol, I'm probably 20 years older than you.
My secret, I have a long term gf who I'll likely marry, but I still sucked another guy's dick last night, swallowed his cum too. Honestly, not the best experience although I was so turned on I came while sucking his dick, at which point he came in my mouth. His dick was about 5.5 to 6" , but rather thick. I tell myself I need to stop, but I still look for dick to suck.
I like swallowing cum now.
Nobody will believe you anyways, drop some names and details, nigger.
I have knowledge of various pages on the internet made by a highly autistic girl. One of these pages is a popular porn sharing website where she openly shoves things into her asshole.
She is absolute autism gold that I can't even begin to delve into and me and my friend have been playing detective with her pages for the longest trying to find out all we can about her.
I've been tempted to share her with the likes of Sup Forums, but I'd hate to ruin such a feral observation between me and my friend.
The latest developments include my friend successfully friending one of her known accommodates on FB and she has just uploaded a unique thing on YT out of the blue.
It's so delightful for us and I'm not sure what we'll do with it once our research is complete.
Aside from alcohol and weed, I mostly saw coke. I'm sure there were plenty of others, just didn't see much of it in front of me. During one party, I learned about "parachuting," which was grinding up a bunch prescription drugs (xanax, etc) and then wrapping it in a little ball of toilet paper. One person was trying to get few people to go "parachuting." They did.
I mean, I've tried a few things, but I would never trust someone I just met to grind up a bunch of drugs and take it.
those 3 hotels that you went to no longer does parties. is that it?
I still go on omegle to wank sometimes
I'm on it, here is parts 01 to 05
I’m cheating on my girlfriend with someone who’s cheating on her fiancé, they both love me and I hate them
They do, they're just a LOT more tame, and the places where they'd have the afterparties, have been cleaned up. Over time, the types of people that stay at these hotels have changed. The owners / managers have changed, and now things are a bit more, "family friendly."
...and parts 06 to 10
do u miss it. the hookups, the sex with celebs
Fuckin based user, i wish hed post some more.
Thats a big oof
I didn't hook up with celebs, I was just involved with a few parties... I never got too deep into it, and was not interested in getting whatever std they had that week.
What I do miss is seeing their asses hanging out while giving lapdances next to me, or bending over a chair in front of me. I miss hearing them talk about having foursomes, and laying in bed with cum all over them. I was listening, and just thinking, what the fuck...
There was one girl, that went from a family / kid friendly show, to being a bit of a slut, and it was like one day she was all "hey y'all!" to "Gotdamn I need some dick in me"
He did, he posted 3 more parts; I'll post those with the next 2 in the 11-15 pack...
But he fucking needs to find a name for it as he told it's gonna be a very long story
which hotels were they and who did you hooked up with
are those parties better then college parties
Amen Sup Forumsrothers, amen.
Also, the same rockers that would do blow and fuck 3 chicks the night before their show at the Hollywood Bowl, are now spending the night drinking tea and getting their rest lol
whats the most depraved thing you saw there
I trade my girlfriends worn panties with panties from the wives/girlfriends of other men.
How do you get into this? I'd love to be part of a club lol
Came up with this idea, because I love dirty worn panties. So I decided to put up an ad, and got quite some response.
My first real girlfriend from the time I was 16-20 caught me, but luckily I only had 1 folder still on my comouter because I had moved all my files onto a disk for a while. Our family computer shit bricks and my computer became the go-to. Somehow I missed a folder of creepshots of a classmate when I was a JR. My ex would get on my comouter from time to time to check facebook (before smartphones were as connected to the web). I came into the room and she showed me the folder. I told her that these were intentional photos for an art class. She didn't TOTALLY buy it, but she let it go and we lasted another few years.
My mom found that disk because I forgot about it. She didn't look at it, but I labelled it with a few names of who was on it. She just thought it was porn and we had a "talk." She told me to be responsible and gave it back.
I only deleted pictures when girls I dated or got nudes from while both of us were minors became the big bad illegal. I never fully delete my collection.
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.
yeah her younger bro would sneak a peek each night we stayed at family house over christmas. I saw him rubbing his crotch and then head to the bathroom. Jerking it to his sisters body
Hell is a figment of the collective imagination
Worry less, try to be a better person, just because
So you raped your own family, thats fuxked up on another level
Dang lol that's kinda hot. How old was he?
kinda disgusting you'd let him use it anyways. Why not just offer up your own ass? Or use his and satisfy him like that.
same thing happened with me and my sister. I took them to wear/jo with, then put them in the dirty laundry later. After a while I found a pair in my clothes, and before she moved away she left a pair.
Did you met or fucked iCarly?
Wife is 14 years older than me 51 vs 37) and prettier than girls 20 years younger than her. Don’t deal with the bullshit. Go for the older model. Plus if they are still pretty they will probably maintain it longer.
I regret nothing.
based user, how did you hook up
usb drive - back up usb drive.
Buy a cheap Sentry Safe.
50 dollars saves a shitload of trauma.
Sadly, never sucked on a cock
I drove Uber in a resort community last summer for kicks. Amazing how many passengers who were wanting an experience outside of their boring lives back home. I was the person they could talk to.
Best was the "Girls Weekends" where I would drop off a group at the bar and join them for a drink. There was always the one wife/girlfriend that was in a bad relationship that their friends would actively hook me up with. A couple of minutes of awkwardness followed by a couple of hours of intense sex.
I once gave most of my life saving to a findom.
FAKE AND GAY
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on by when I tried cheating on her.
My marriage is falling apart and I don't know how to save it. My wife does nothing but lay around and smoke weed all day. She can barely bother to interact with our daughter while I'm in school.