Vaguely describe vidya and others guess. Go

Vaguely describe vidya and others guess. Go.

>Green-dressed blonde dude saves the princess and the land.

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Just a bunch of wrasslin

Checked.

WWE

>Red hat
>Mustache
>Must collect all 120 stars

Checked again, but you got me

>ninjas
>cryosleep
>hey you just woke up save the planets
>it's nerf or nothin

here i am.
once again.

Halo

Hanging black people from trees and unlocking more forest levels

Halo

??????

Nope

>poop giant turds
>destroy even bigger giant turds
>only ally is excrement Mike

The Suffering?

You walk around with your dick out and hit horses with a rock

>Have a party
>Lose friends

Mario Party

>A new guest joins the party in 45 minutes

Yes!

man throws son off cliff
son returns the favour years later

Rust

Super Mario sunshine

you pop into existence and destroy local ecosystems

Tekken

>White guy in black tux
>shoots baddies
>fucks hotties
>gets moniez

Goldeneye 007

Nice... black tux gave it away huh

No Man's Sky?

>Female with big hat
>inprisoned for some reason
>Big scaled flying furry lizard helps with escape
>shoot all targets

>Sandbox
>2 worms
>Fight

>super speed jaw frog
>HEEEELP

Wouldn't that be Super mario 64

>murder wife
>join crusade
>inherit francian empire
>marry sister
>appoint horse as chancellor

Warframe

Two of the Battletoads, Rash and Zitz, embark on a mission to defeat the evil Dark Queen on her planet and rescue their kidnapped friends: Pimple, the third member of the Battletoads, and Princess Angelica.

Crysis?

A bit too vague

>ponytail robed weirdo
>attacks with a bouncing tennis ball or some weird shit
>a dragon
>aliens and fascist robots
>muh prophecy

My nigga

>hungover
>bastards kidnapped girly
>save some dumbass king
>join the war
>kill giant robot Alien style

>Many worlds
>Go around shooting giant ants

Too specific..

Conker's Bad Fur Day

>Would you sign my petition
>Piss on everything
>Use a cat as a silencer

>Vacuum cats
>Biker Pigs
>Time Crystals

Postal. And I didn't even play it.

You gotta survive the apocalypse with some seeds and shit.

Hard mode: op pic related
>work your body, work your body
>work your body, work your body

disembodied twink saves fat blue bastards from the pirate king

Postal

Guess this
>greenguy
>uses suction cups to hang on walls
>looking for parents

Katamari?

>be dead
>but not really
>die

>Be me, smart science man
>Roll in late, don't give a fuk
>Mess around, talk to some old dudes
>blow up some cucks food
>suit up and have to finally work
>wants me to move some rocks
>profit
>shit goes down, try to save useless dudes from space shit
>hot af, now the government is after me
>BRB, gonna bring the fight to them
>the roll out like nothing ever happened

>wake up, in Poland
>hang out with some mulatto girl and her two dude friends
>get zapped outside
>run away, see some things
>endup with her dad
>move some boxes
>meet only cool pole and he dies
>meet oldfag who has girl, friends with a bean monster
>use balls to save the day
>sleep on a train

>or do I?

Half Life?

>Boah

green midgets in the final frontier

>space niggers stop tax man
>get girl, Yo we got to gtfo
>zap some shit
>become leader of resistance, don't know what to say, shy af
>city blows up, the jig is up

Postal 2*

are you describing my life?

space ring with virulent alien parasites stowed on it

Mass effect

>wake up in forest land
>grabs lawn gnome for good luck
>mulatto girl gets bonked, dies???
>space niggers like we got this
>get a car, drive around wasteland
>girl makes it
>makes our way to smart people land
>sees dad, tells him some tax secrets
>oh no tax man, and he wants to collect
>tax man alerts baddies
>put that lawn gnome in a rocket, been no help
>rocket fucks off, then followed by worst mission in entire series
>my gf dad gets murdered in front of our very eyes, shoulda kept that gnome

THEN THE STORY JUST KINDA ENDS

no but lol

halo

>Fight cyberpunk future bad guys
>SEVERAL TYPES OF AI AND ALIENS
>President Obama is in the game
>I don't have a dick

the fuck?

is this a well known game or some obscure shit?

>be me, dollar store Stephen King
>wander around bum fuck nowhere
>too scared of the dark

Some monkeys big, some monkeys small. Some monkeys magic, others aren't even monkeys.
They all have one goal:
Destroy inflated rubber.

>wake up, long nap
>goes on adventure
>blue rock jizzies on my computer
>tries to remember better days
>eats some shit, fights some baddies
>travel to the ends of the world
>fights bad guy, save the girl
>my actual girlfriend is a fish

WWF smackdown

Hl2 episode 2

liero

>blonde cop has bad ass mitochondria parasite.
>brunette sister also has parasite mitochondria shit, but she's evil. >New York City.
>sweet gun mods/building

>first day on the job, not nervous
>Bros like don't fuck it up
>get rewarded, but think jobs incompetent or corrupt
>wander into ladies room, get hr case
>gtfo, find out ambrosia isn't a dish best served cold
>go to hells kitchen, not called a donkey
>Bros defected, attempts to makes sense of it all
>workforce shows up, bro dies
>ends up doing some globe trotting
>ohmyGodjcabomb.Jpg
>illuminati behind it all
>doesn't matter what ending you choose, the sequel fucking blows

Baseball, robots, fuck those at bat.

>new years ish
>wake up, shits gone fucky
>injects drugs to get around the world
>Lil girls hanging out with some bbc
>one friend, actually isn't my friend
>the one thing we all agree on is capitalism wins and communist scum will never survive

>Start in plane hanger.
>Fly out of hangar.
>Always crash on hangar door.
>Never get to play first level.

Freedom Fighters?

>Late
>Greetings
>Microwave
>Suit
>Boom

Mexican ends up on islands
Fights corrupt officials by installing his brand of justice
Create chaos and zip around

Also there's a mystery island the japs inhabit and still believe we're in ww2

Jet force gemini

No

I've never played it, but is that bioshock? I just see 'inject' and 'Lil girls'.

trips checked

Oh shit I didn't even notice lol

Luigi's Mansion

>be me, works in an office
>all of a sudden some yells out grenade
>get tied up, some durka durka shit, places bomb
>I wet my pants, think of my wife and child. How I wasted my life.
>Then suddenly a crash
>GoGoGo!
>I'm being shot at.
>The room fills with smoke
>Someone comes and unties me, the hostage has been secure
>We're trying to escape when a radio call about a bomb comes in
>Run as fast as I can out the door
>Just when I think the place is about to blow up, it doesnt
>mfw all of a sudden I hear

Counter-Terrorists win

Yea

csgo

No

Breath of the Wild

guy kills father. try to find him, end up playing lucky hit and collecting toys instead.

Yes

Victorious

>Death mist engulfs world
>Shiny rocks keep it away
>Gotta power these rocks with special tree dew
>You gotta go out and get tree dew for yo village
>Slowly discover origin of death mist
>Treasure beneath the sands
>Go to lost mountain
>Fight a meteor
>Beat up a god
>Win

Boombox was stolen. beat people up to get quarters.

mass effect?

Deltora Quest

>asshole boss crashes and runs my circuitry
>gonna have to find my parts to save his dumb ass.