Were going on a magical quest b I am gonna be a wizard
Were going on a magical quest b I am gonna be a wizard
John Carter
Easton Gutierrez
I will be Lord Caca, Emissary of the Dookiebois.
Alexander Gonzalez
Quickly we must slay the dragon
Justin Davis
shut up dweeb we're going to the king's court to slay pussy
Brayden Barnes
First, we must find a tavern to refuel my decal projector. Then we venture on.
Tyler Rodriguez
*fecal
Parker Martin
Let's get bitches from the King's Court and clap cheeks on the way to slay the dragon. Use them as a distraction and win.
Benjamin Scott
Intelligent strategy my friend with this amount of intelligence on our side the dragon will be beaten in no time
Ian Williams
Understood
Xavier Nguyen
cast fireball
Landon Lee
I can't comply with this order my friend I am a fag
Lucas Peterson
You're not a pyromancer my friend
Juan Ramirez
Not so fast
Owen Davis
Guiz can I join your quest for poosey? I’m a mage with 3 intellect.
Noah Bennett
Fuck the pussy quest, we are going to niggafest!
Ryder Turner
I'm in!
ready to slay some pussy
Ayden Cooper
I'm in the dungeom poorly equipped and overencumbered help plz
Camden Long
Coming in hot to help the encumbered party! Just slayed a dragon and looted three backpacks that can hold up to 12 items each.
Isaiah Rodriguez
Necromancer warlock here
Oliver Jenkins
Seems we have a pretty good crew to take to storm the castle.... I hope all you brave warriors know the chance of survival is small, but to be victorious, we expect casualties.
The dragon has 1,000 HP. Last two digits inflict that much damage.
Any number in the 60’s = Death
Trips = Damage
Quads = Insta kill and are reigned king of HuntTardsville Castle and have your choice of bitches to slay that poosey.
Adrian Ramirez
Roll
Cooper Baker
Rollerino
Nathan Cooper
God dang it res plz
Jason Lee
Gimpmaster ectogasm 22
-strength 3
-perception 4
-endurance 4
-charisma 2
-Intelligence 3
-Agility 5
-Luck 10
Levi Kelly
The dragon cast heal! And cast a permanent shield causing 8 damage to all melee attackers.
With high luck, you were able to sneak in to the castle unnoticed by luckily opening an unlocked window. However, with lower agility (goes up to 99) you fell through the window (shattering the glass).
You altered the guards, and were unable to convince them that you were the court jester spying on women through the window. Jailed for life.
William Moore
Guys WATCH OUT a big tittys futa demon is behind us
Luke King
We distract them with a nigger
Brody Thomas
Mega Nigger
-Strength 7
-Perception 3
-Endurance 4
-Charisma 1
-Intelligence 2
-Agility 4
-Luck 3
Justin Cox
Here is the nigger dragon bait
Josiah Sanders
Don't you think you're overestimating the intelligence
Kayden Collins
Sam Hyde Appears out of no-ware.
David Long
Fuck guys the nigger are surrounding us what do we do
Xavier Ortiz
Then a shlami shows up
Isaac Martin
Jack Bailey
Can I come? I'll bring the popcorn
Oliver Walker
Wyatt Thompson
You fools you thought I was your friend I wanted to use your powers so I can reach the wand of death now that I have it your all gonna DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Brayden Williams
We slay it for frenship!
Isaac Diaz
You are dead.
Because of you everyone dies from the dragon.
Games over. Thanks for playing.
Parker Ward
Let's gettery git it neighborinos.