What would his role have been in Lord of the Rings?

What would his role have been in Lord of the Rings?

an orc with makeup

For me, it's the King of Gondor

Julian as Frodo

No homo but arms are T H I C C

Some minor background soldier of little significance. Maybe Boromir or Gimli.

cast the boys in lotr

>ricky is gandalf
>cory and trevor are sam and frodo
>cyrus is Saruman the dick wizard
>lucy is a methed up galadriel

patrick swayze

>Lahey as Gollum
>Bubbles as Legolas

>Lahey as Gollum
>Bubbles as Legolas

> fly, you fuckin' dicks

> cory, trevor, rings, lets go

> fuck off sauron i got work to do

> instead of a dark lord, you will have a dark trailer trash queen

> my alcohol, my precious

> and you have my little cock suckin' bow

Extra at the Prancing Pony

> noble
> sense of justice
> always making up for ricky's dumb shit

he's aragon you dumb fucks

>noble
>justice
are you fucking kidding me

if anything, bubbles would be aragorn

This, Julian wouldn't have agreed to those gay little sings at the end either.

>you know what a shit wraith is?

bubbles is basically just a nice gollum

Bubbles is smeagol, lahey is gollum

lahey is tom bombadil

Smeagol is Lahey, Gollum is The Liquor.

Does that make Randy Goldberry?

randy is actually saron

>little significance
>Boromir
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>J rock and tyrone are legolegs and gimli

>ricky, what's the elvish word for frig off?

>Are you deaf you stupid ballgag?
>I said you shall fuck off!

>Julian is obviously Aragorn
>Ricky is gimli
>Phil Collins is Gandalf
>Jroc is Legolas
>Corey is Frodo
>Trevor is sam
>Cyrus is Sauroman
>Lahey is Sauron
>Asian dudes are ring wraiths
>the rings made of hash

tax collector

Phil Collins is denethor
Jacob is boromir

>Whattre ya starin at me gut fer master hobbit?

this

kek

pure fucking kino

>Implying bubbles wouldn't be gollum
Got a big enough pipe there, gandalf?

Lahey as saruman, bubbles as gollum, Ricky as gandalf, Corey and Trevor as trick and sam, Julian as gimli, Randy as the orcs - all of them. Snoop dog as the head elf.

>Jroc as Legoland
Fucked perfect

Wraiths are bottle kids.

>implying Ricky shouldn't play various characters like Boromir, Gollum, and Grima

biggest dick in the Shire

Bubbles is smeagol, conky is gollum.
Lahey is sauramon who turns dark after he becomes the liquor.

>Ricky constantly eatting shit off horses because he's fucking wasted.

>"FUCK OFF WITH THE RING!"

>'CALM DOWN? YOU CALM DOWN! WHO'S RUNNIN' THIS FUCKIN' FELLOWSHIP?!"

Damn you Sexian.

>ready made country where people don't do much other than drink and smoke
done

But Liquormon is going to evict them from the shirepark.

>fly, you fuckin' dicks

KEK

>>Jroc is Legolas

HEY GIMLI, GNOME SAYIN?

fuck yes

>got a big enough joint there Rick?

So how bad's the new season?

It's not great, but it's better than 10 at least

...

>knock knock
>whos there
>my fucking axe ready to fuck you in half

its good, back to basics really, far better than the shitshow that season 10 was.

It looks like they did more interview style cutaways, less flashy celeb appearances and went back to basics but with new plot (What most fans wanted in the first place.) It's a step in the right direction, and it's the first of the newer seasons that I'd rewatch, which is really saying something.