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How will Finland fuck this one up?
Our sleeper cell is ready to take out Niskanen
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How will Finland fuck this one up?
Our sleeper cell is ready to take out Niskanen
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COLOGNA
Canada's Brave Alex Harvey will bring the gold home
hello, I was informed that there was some DEATH SKI happening soon?
*coughs*
Fuck my throat hurts. Anyone has an inhaler I can borrow?
Don't do this ;___;
>Canada in charge of not losing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kazahstan will win. Cap this
1 Andorran
2 Australians
2 Austrians
1 Belorussian
1 Bulgarian
4 Canadians
1 Chinese
4 Czechs
1 Dane
1 Spaniard
2 Estonians
4 Finns
2 Frenchmen
2 Britons
4 Germans
1 Irishman
1 Icelander
4 Italians
1 Japanese
4 Kazakhstanis
2 Koreans
1 Latvian
1 Lithuanian
4 Norwegians
4 OARussians
1 Romanian
3 Swiss
3 Slovakians
4 Swedes
1 Thai
1 Ukranian
3 Americans
Do people actually watch this shit? How fucking long does it last? Is it really as good the death march?
Will any of the Africans and shirtless Tongan be in this?
Unfortunately we won't be seeing anyone wiping their ass with a sponge while skiing in this one.
*breathes in asthma medicine*
Na these are actually decent athletes so no one's dying.
There's literally a 90km race called The Vasa Race yearly. So this is more just like the marathon at the Summer games
>finland wins gold again
feels good man
>again
have you ever won anything you say?
What makes Death March even more fun are the paddle judges.
>Marching as normal
>Judge walks up to you
>Gives you a red paddle up in your face
>DQ'd
>finland population per gold medal 128k
>sweden population per gold metal 169k
jävla bög desu :DD
hey didn't you lose to germany in hockey?
>iivo niskanen wont even finish, if he does its not even top 10.
I am only staying up to watch us fail, fuck me, fuck my life, and fuck finland
oh I was thinking about this :)
Going to be pretty comfy to watch the race without any expectations on good swedish results tbf
didn't you lose to the country that lost to germany? twice
it don't work that way
The Germany that's in the Olympic final?
The Germany that beat the team that beat you?
No shame in losing to the best 2bh
>Finland literally have only 2 Olympic golds in the last 8 Olympic games
>come at talk shit to Sweden
you cant divide by 0
5 min lets goooooo
lmao binland wasn't even good enough to get beaten by germany
A FIVE MILE IS A FIVE MILE
THE BALL IS ROUND
EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR
I am not ready for this
Shalln't get excited for this one
we'll see who has the better asthma medicine today
Who /just woke up/ here?
Will he finally do it?
I prefer the qts but this is still fun LETS GO
>Kläbo knows he has no chance in the 50 km until he gets asthma so he goes home
really makes you think
everybody is complaining about russkies and why this fuck is allowed to compete?
FIRST CASUALTY
This does not fucking slip
going slightly down hill with skis for really long distance is irl kino
Because he hasn't broken any rules despite what burgers and swedes might tell you
been up all night :)
Are there any favorites to win?
Me. Wish me luck!
niskanen, klaebo, sundby, harvey, cologna
woke up 10 mins ago
Don't feel obligated to keep us updated if it slows you down.
I really hope Harvey finally wins his medal. Some people have been harsh on him here.
klæbo isn't going
>so wiki says he violated some doping shit in 2015.
>Russians are out because of 2014.
>This guy's in, russkies watching TV.
>No preferential treatment here.
klaebo went home
I'm an Olympic class shitposter. I can troll Sup Forums in my sleep.
wtf why
>Kläbo
>favourite to win
well I guess he's moving 50km faster than anyone else today on the plane back to norway
>tfw klæbo went home before the 50km
tired
All his rations of asthma medicine used up
big if true
Maybe you should read into both cases and you might learn something
stream? eurosport doesn't show
>sleeping on poltoranin
They do though, at least here
bbc red button
>this thread
>light degree of fault
>applies to half of russkies athletes banned at these olympics
>no preferntial treatment here
why? pretty standard so far
Will Halfvarsson finish top 20?
>Halfvarsson
>finish the race
How long would a woman last in this?
WOW Finland in the lead
I'm sure he'll keep this lead for the whole race and give Finland their first Olympic gold medal of these Winter Games
hehe
should have sent fullvarsson
If Norway don't win a Kazakh gold would be cool.
HAHA, my thoughts exactly :D what the FUCK is he doing at the front, this wont end well
...
He will finish the race because he doesn't have any expectations on himself today
The whole 50 km? They only race 30 in the Olympics but if you look at the Vasa race over 90 km the best women only go ~25 minutes slower
The woman's death ski march is 30km. That should give you an idea.
5 min. Cross-country skiing really show the difference in strength
Of course there isn't. Sunby used too much of a medicine which isn't illegal and was suspended for it.
The Russians conducted a large scale doping program.
The fact that you think that these two cases should have the same consequences is hilarious.
How exhausting is this?
OH SHIT BIG TACKLE
very
where is northug? norbro pls info
at least we are not a muslim country
whoaa
Penalty flag?
>implying norway doesn't have a large scale doping program
REKT
REKT
REKT
>Washed up Petter
That's right. You're Mongolian.
Why ski off the tracks?
too many wins, and just got bored of winning?
>implying most countries don't have large scale doping programs
If you're not cheating you'll get beaten by people who do.
>Halfvarsson already fell
haha JUST QUIT
CALLE THE FINN DESTROYER
about three fiddy
These lads are fuckin goofs.
halfvarsson just there to trip finns, why am i not surprised
I didn't even deny that. I was just refering to the Sundby case.
>THE CHAD NORWEGIANS IN FRONT