BRACE !!!

BRACE !!!
BRACE !!!
BRACE !!!

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FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

*presses the flight attendant button*

WII TU LO!!

*opens door for some fresh air*

Did Trump fuck up agaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnin?

Oh, this seems better..

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Allahu akbar!

Oh fuck we entering space now

Can I take off my seat belt if we reach anti gravity?

Imagine if the airplane is hit with missiles and you have 30 secs until you hit the ground..

SEAT BELTS FASTENED AND TRAY TABLES UP!

LOOK OUT FOR THE GOAT !!!!!!!!
aAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what can you do in 30 seconds?

Cum

I don't wana die a virgin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fingerbang the stewardess

Pray

Request extra pretzels

rape 6 people

open the door

* WHOOP, WHOOP*
PULL UP !! PULL UP !!
* WHOOP, WHOOP*
PULL UP !! PULL UP !!
* WHOOP, WHOOP*
PULL UP !! PULL UP !!

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PULL OUT !!
PULL OUT !!

Scream like a woman.

What if i am a woman?

tits or gtfo

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Not vote for Bernie Sanders

OH SHIIIIT

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OH VEEY

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BOOM DING OW

Bumping for great justice

This is a real photo

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