Post teams that will get BTFO in the World Cup

I'll start.

>Martinez

by who?
france? brazil?
lol

ok sure whatever

Unironically England in the quarter finals

Honduras will break their legs with good ol murderball

this and pic related

It's coming home this time lads. We've been saying that for a long time but this time I really feel it.

Sete a um.

>cucknada
>can't qualify for the world cup
>can't even beat germany in furpuck

*

do you genuinely believe this or are you meeming like all of the other brits?

>Watch them loose to Iran!

I never saw this amount of butthurt before on this board.

Never before, doesn't matter what happened. But sure, you guys don't care :^)

With Kane anything is possible

Mehico with 0 points. Calling it now.

stop being a faggot

literally no one believes this

I know that this will make you angry and you'll probably try to swing insults my way, but I'm pretty sure that everyone that watches football thinks England are a second tier side and you winning the whole thing is literally impossible.

...

*chokes in the final*

you misspelled round of 16, José.

So you’re saying >you aren’t making it to the final to choke this time? K boludo.

>iniesta
>juanfran
>literal who next to morata
This can't be a recent picture.

Portugal literally just won the Euros and are a worse team. Also
>saying anything is impossible in football

England choke in every single international tournament. Make much money betting against them.

>Kane: 23 goals this season
>Sterling: 15 goals
>Vardy: 13 goals
Can any nation beat this?

Messi
Aguero
Higuain

Don't forget that greece and denmark actually own Euros, so I wouldn't say "literally impossible", but your probably right since they had things like team unity and decent coaching, while Englel are the worst bunch of ego-maniacs and have a literal-who coach, most famous for choking as a player in Euro 96 (when they probably had the best chance to win anything in the last 50 years).

>Portugal literally just won the Euros and are a worse team.
so have Denmark, Czechoslovakia, Russia and fucking Greece, so what?
Euros are a meme competition, just like Copa América.
>saying anything is impossible in football
what's the biggest upset you can think of, other than the 1950 meem?

seems more like post teams that are better at ice hockey than canada

Shame they never show up in an Argie shirt

Higuain was more QF finals than 3 England generations

this post nearly made sense but not quite

what

>le premier giggle

>when a Filipino shits on you for speaking warbled Spanglish

QF goals

Higuain has 14 goals in a less competitive league.
Aguero is behind Kane and tailed by Sterling and Vardy in goals and behind Sterling in assists
Messi is a freak of nature, hardly even fair.

Quarter final goals? Is that what you're trying to say?

Higuain averages 2 goals per game against top 6 English sides this season

now you're just being a cunt, that was intelligible.

It could be because I'm wasted but I'm genuinely unsure what you mean.

I'm not him, I'm the one that mocked him too.
he clearly tried to say "Higuaín has more quarter-final goals than 3 English generations".

is De Gea the most overated keeper today?
id rate him number 7 or 8.
and I'm a united fan.

why the fuck would anyone in england think otherwise? telling the English that their national team isn't getting into the semis has been something they've been hearing since
E A S Y

are you new or just 14?

>defending Higuaín
I guess if you want to pad stats when it doesn’t matter he’s your guy.

De Gay is very good but Spain is past it so it really doesn’t matter.

England will definitely be better this time, but not good enough to win the World Cup.
Just because they’re finally better than the US doesn’t mean they’ll be able to handle Germany or Argentina.

you dense motherfucker

¿qué te pasa?

Nah >we are at least gonna draw Worst korea

>t. can't even qualify for the world cup
Ayyyy

>he thinks Gaylord Navas is going to get him out of the group again

>t. Losing to TripAdvisor and Trivago