*expresses low intelligence in meaningless guttural sounds*

*expresses low intelligence in meaningless guttural sounds*

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one day filth d*Noids will be eradicated along with their misbegotten language

*blocks your path*

The swedes already tried this, but we were heroically saved by our greatest allies from Netherlands.
Now hurry up, you don't want to miss Danish class.

*kills your aspiration of ruling Scandinavia*

>Netherlands
f*cking gutturals

*takes a third of your country as you become the only nation to lose the same war twice*

*imports somalis*
Oh wait that is you

Norway has more Somalis per capita though

>it's impossible to banter Danish pigs if you are from Scandinavia because they literally cucked the whole area.

*rudeposts*

>american education

You were already too late my swede friend and you failed to stop russia.

>literally cucked them out of a third of their countriy, won the most wars against them and cucked them out of Norway

BEST ALLIES
kanker

pls do not bully Denmark

>The swedes already tried this

We didn't. In fact, we let you off mercifully as the army stood outside Copenhagen, ready to take the city once and for all. Had we actually tried, Denmark would have ceased to exist. Instead, merciful and magnanimous as we are, we just took 1/3 of your core territory that reasonably belonged to us anyway.

Oh, and this conquest of ours came through a defensive war in which YOU attacked US. So don't give me that shit "the swedes tried". We didn't try shit. We just bitchslapped you when you got uppity.

>australia has below replace level birthrate
>australian woman marries danish man
>instantly gets several babies
why?

because she will become a queen

Only because all your white citizens become decapita

>not posting it

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>swedes being this historically illiterate
The siege of Copenhagen happened after the Treaty of Roskilde. The swedish king decided that he wanted to wipe Denmark off the map and laid siege to Copenhagen, which Denmark defended against until the Dutch arrived to lift the naval blockade and resupply the city, allowing denmark to push back the swedes and end the siege.
I honestly want to know why you're all so butthurt all the time, is it just a Sup Forums thing or are you chronically insecure in real life as well?

Swedes hate Denmark because we aren't as cucked as they are, so they keep trying to turn back time to when they weren't fucked and argue over random historical shit.

Its a common thing in evolution, people (and all living beings) reproduce better with genetically distant ones; Darwin is the captain Sweden of biology, really