Can we move baseball to /asp/?

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

I live in Texas and I don't know ONE person who likes this gay ass sport that provides no social utility to anyone? Who the fuck watches this shit?

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Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

No. Lose weight.

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

I live in Texas, not in a fat part of the country

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Fat guy lashing out at sports, the thread

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

No one has a problem with football
No one has a problem with basketball
No one even has a problem with soccer

Just baseball

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

Fatso's making up stories again

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

social utility

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

Hey that guy is white

You sure that’s in Texas?

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

I know several people who follow European soccer, yet only one person who unironically watches regular season baseball. I see people wearing Man U and Barcelona merch everyday and am more inclined to believe they have some kind of appreciation for the sport and team than the average Yankees merch wearer because you can't walk into a Walmart and get merchandise for foreign soccer teams.

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

Shut the fuck up Pajeet Chang. At least Texans don't lose at their national sport. And at least we're white

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

t. fat

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Shut up and get shot by a mexican fatty.

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

And at least we're white
No you're not, tubby.

Connor Price
Connor Price

t. goblino

James Phillips
James Phillips

people wearing Man U and Barcelona merch
inclined to believe they have some kind of appreciation for the sport

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

Sounds like someone's beer league wouldn't let chubby here ride his mobility scooter around the bases. Let it go, fatty. It's called base "running," not base scootering.

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

sports
social utility
Seriously though, what did he mean by this.

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

those are literally the yankees (outside NY) and cowboys (outside TX) of soccer

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

Yeah, how fit is Pablo Sandoval?

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

Man U and Barcelona
sorry to tell you but is those are the same thing as "average Yankees merch wearer" those teams are litteraly the most bangwagon teams of the world (with Real TSUUUUUU)

also its something obivius that people in your state are talking about beseball, your state just won the World Series for the first time in history

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Fitter than you, Tubs.

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

t. someone who's fatter than pablo sandoval

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

I'm from the New York metropolitan area and never met anyone who didn't like baseball until I went to college in Buffalo

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

I've never seen a thread complaining about basketball every season
I've never seen a thread complaining about football every season

I always see one for baseball. There's a reason for it

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

You're fucking Canadian. WTF do you know about baseball and American sports. Go watch hockey.

You're Brazillian, and therefore not human

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

college in Buffalo
I'm so sorry, user.

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

WTF do you know about baseball and American sports.
More than you, tub-o-guts.

David Martinez
David Martinez

mods can we move this fat man to /asp/?

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

You can't possibly be this stupid right?
In my home state the baseball team is pretty widely acknowledged despite never winning a WS.

(you) should probably get your eyes checked

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

lives in Texas
hates baseball
spic detected

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

mods can we move this fat man to /asp/?
Not easily...

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

I live in Texas and I know many people who like baseball. You must not interact with people often because you're a fat sheltered autist.

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

That's because you most likely live in an irrelevant shithole. Let me guess, Ohio?

James Bennett
James Bennett

Boreball is pretty racist to Spics though

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

if you can't enjoy baseball then you are the problem.
icefight fans never played sports themselves.
junglejam fans stole your bike.
brainsmash fans are cattle.
baseball fans are everything that is still good in this country.

i have always thought highly of texas and texans, despite the ugly stereotypes. i've driven from el paso to texarkana and been to the metroplex on business; my cousin danced ballet in houston. texas is great. the rangers have a fine history and the astros just won the world series. texas loves baseball.
maybe you are the problem.

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

kek

Soyboys don't consider it sport unless black men are involved.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

It's another Texas thinks every state besides them is irrelevant episode
Go ahead and secede already

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

icefight fans never played sports themselves.
I have. :-(

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

The only relevant states in this country are Texas, New York maybe Florida. California only because its a negative example

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

People don't complain about basketball, football, or soccer here
Do we even browse the same board?

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

this pertains to americans.
american hockey fans are personified by kevin smith of clerks fame.

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Texas is Mexican and fat

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

social utility

consider the social and cultural unrest in the United States

now consider the fact baseball ceased to be the country's most popular sport around the 1960s

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

kevin smith of clerks fame
Still thinner than OP.

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

Texas is the biggest shitstain on this country.
Go ahead and leave the union already, you'd make everyone a lot happier.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

armored nigger collision ball > luckswing

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

i've been everywhere and this country is actually full of good, honest men doing their part. to consider a geographic location irrelevant only reveals your own personal irrelevance.

Jacob James
Jacob James

45 replies
20 posters
a fucking leaf

Mods please permaban everyone who posted in this cesspool thread.

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

I live in Texas, not in a fat part of the country

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

Lose weight, your rolls are impeding your vision.

James Thompson
James Thompson

I can't wait for that glorious 3 month period in the summer when baseball is the only relevant sport on and I get to read dozens of asshurt posts like this.

One day you'll all realize that baseball is the greatest sport on Earth.

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

What is the ideal city in the United States, why do you hate the 4 big professional leagues (NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL) and only like MLS (major league soccer) and only like soccer?

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

Lex has two face hair

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

No, Ill be watching hulu and netflix and getting laid. Hot girls dont hang out at boreball games

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

people replying to this trash seriously

2ez

Eli Price
Eli Price

TEXAS IS A FLYOVER STATE

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

Hot girls dont hang out at boreball games

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

Including you

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

t. fat (actually not human)

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

people are still surprised that Sup Forums is the easiest board to bait
Nothing gives more (you)s than an asshurt sports fan

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

Nothing gives more (you)s than an asshurt sports fan
What are you going to spend all of your (You)'s on?

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

wtf I love Brazil now!

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

Texas, not in a fat part of the country

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

No its not?

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

Texas, not in a fat part of the country

John Hill
John Hill

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

Yall want some chicken fried bacon?

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

gj, ge

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

Are they supposed to be attractive? Go to an NFL or NBA game and compare the two.

Camden King
Camden King

I wonder why certain (((people))) keep making threads trashing the American Pastime

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

I don't like America's passtime, Baseball.
Back on your boat

William Hughes
William Hughes

Baseball makes Americans look like unathletic fat retards

Jace Green
Jace Green

BASEDball is the elite American sport because it's a bat and ball sport.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

How is that a sport? It's all fucking luck. And its the slowest most boring bullshit in a society that is fast paced like ours.

Not to mention that its dying and mostly old people watch it, at least here in Texas

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Maybe BASED old people are onto something

OFFICIAL AMERICAN SPORTS POWER RANKINGS

1. BASEDball
2. Basketball
3. Ice Hockey
4. Concussion Egg

Elijah James
Elijah James

It's another urban niggers and wiggers complain about something too advanced for their little babbybrains to comprehend thread

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

If it's all luck, why are some players consistently better at getting contact than others? Why do some players hit .300 for multiple seasons in a row and other players never even hit .200 once in their career?

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

This a thousand times over.
The US was at its peak when baseball was at its peak.

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

No dumbass, people just switch to baseball as they get older. Been hearing that's it's dying for a quarter century now. Niggerbounce and jogtie appeal to dummies so anyone with an iq above room temperature completely stops watching it when they get older

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Wrong

1. Baseball
2. Hockey
3. CTEcollide
4. Floorsqueak

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

I live in Texas, not in a fat part of the country

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

This is correct.

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

he hits the ball
its either caught or not
run to base

Yeah so advanced. ZZZZZ

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

Who the fuck watches this shit?
Old people mostly. But even then most of them don't watch it watch it. They're just looking for background noise if they watch at home or if they go see a game in person, a place to hang out so they don't feel lonely. If you've ever had to live through the experience of going to a game you'd see that this is what everyone there is doing in a way. No one really pays attention, they just try to force a conversation on the person nearest to them the whole time and sort of glance at the game once in a while

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

Yeah, you and your mom liking baseball isn't indicative of what Texas thinks. Look at attendance for Astros and Rangers games. Compare that to ONE Cowboy game. Yeah I thought so

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

8 home games a season are easier to sell out than 81 home games a season
You’ve truly opened my eyes

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

Did this guy have a traumatic experience with a baseball bat or something? Why does he dislike BASEDball so much?

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

100% accurate my friend

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

Yet the Astros sell more seats a year than the Cowboys.

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

If anything just give povertyball their own /foot/ board and everything else can stay here. Shitholers lack creativity. We need Sup Forums to start making site-wide OC again.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

youtu.be/o23AxGUNzgU

Even Cowherd shits on boreball now

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

162 games vs 8

Congrats. Most Astros fans are old white people. Blacks and Hispanics hate boreball

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

BASED old white people

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

maybe the blacks and hispanics hate baseball because their have to wipe old white asses at nursing homes for minimum wage

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

Wait, I went to an Astros game. There were a lot of Hispanics there

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

Hispanics hate baseball
KEK

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

he doesn't post a pic because he knows he's wrong
Good game kid.

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

This is the objective correct answer.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

I dunno, I kinda like European Basketball, NFL just became unwatchable in a matter of months this year alone. That said, Baseball and Hockey will always be the patrician's sports in this country.

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

I live in Texas, not in a fat part of the country.

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

California and Texas are both similarly Spic. How is Texas so much fatter?

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

Texan cuisine leads to fatter people.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Hispanics hate boreball

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

absolutely BASED brazilian blowout

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Blacks and Hispanics hate boreball
Sold.

Austin James
Austin James

You can raise the happiness among the population with the help of sports victories. Sporting milestones can even offset common sources of unhappiness such as poverty.
So there is a great degree of social utiliy

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