EUROCUCKS BAN TREES DUE TO TO MANY STICK FIGHTS.
what a bunch of fucking useless cucks...
EUROCUCKS BAN TREES DUE TO TO MANY STICK FIGHTS
Dylan Cruz
Carson Peterson
UK!=EU
Liam Brown
now imagine if all thoose knife wielding teens had guns instead, that would really solve uk's problems
Kevin Nguyen
Now they will just attack each other with laser pointers
James Martinez
Europe!=Eu
Austin Butler
>teens
they’re inbred subhumans who are creating a new country where yours used to be
Christopher Hall
make them as square as you want to, anyone who knows what a course rock is, is going to fix that problem in twenty fucking minutes
Anthony Peterson
Can't wait for the best selling competitor from Dull-knife inc.
Kevin Richardson
Dumbasses.
Jk I get it guns can be kinda scary, why not go out to the range?
Zachary Perry
>one company chooses to alter its knives
>muh eurocucks ban
Jacob Murphy
Don’t forget the Swiss.
Cooper Cooper
PRO TIP: Deport this subhuman filth instead.
Ryan Morales
They look sweet...any links to buy them?
Xavier Rivera
Result?
Stabbing deaths decrease while sliced throats increase in teh uk.
Adrian Reyes
I remember a video clip where some guys in a flat had a junkie chasing a laser pointer through the middle of a crossroad intersection in Glasgow and this made me think of it
Evan Lee
Its a good idea, at least they try to reduce death unlike you school shooters.
Oliver Foster
UK is not really EU anymore you absolute retard. Typical ameripig IQ kek
Easton Johnson
The way things are going, eventually the only people with pointy knives will be the criminals.
Samuel Perez
Umm actually... Look up statistics that back up your point of view. If you can.
Bentley Thomas
Uh oh europoors are not happy
Logan Ramirez
It's really a retarded idea you mong.
What are your sources?
Anthony Barnes
Maybe the crims will have to learn to sharpen a knife properly.
If you sharpen and strop one of these properly so you can shave with it, you don't need to stab, slashing will go through clothes and down to the central arteries.
Doubt an urban youth can use a waterstone and strop, though. And these knives are probably shit metal that can't take an edge because they expect idiots to use the drag-through knife ruiners.
Ayden Wright
I'm in the UK and I have to agree that the knife ban is fucking retarded.
It's not going to stop niggers stabbing one another. They just use screwdrivers and things.
Josiah Lewis
kek @ called by an american as euro>>poors
Daniel Ross
Worlds strongest, and most powerful. Stay irrelevant, europoor lol
Liam Smith
EUROFAG HERE AMA
Carson King
>sharp rise in knife crime
Someone’s avin a giggle innit?
Andrew Mitchell
>The knives, which cost between £3.99 and
£5.99
Well, they're going to be shit.
New idea: minimum knife cost: £100.
Keep them out of the hands of scum (they're not going to drop £100 on a knife they might need to ditch in a hedge at the first sign of police). And also stops the pointless waste of money and resources than shit knives represent.
Won't affect normal people much, because who buys knifes that often, and if they cost £100 to begin with, they'll last forever.
Ayden Collins
>you< are not strong or powerful, the 1% are, you are just the dirt under their boots, you are the 80% with minimum wage. so yeah, bring me a cheeseburger you cuck
Jacob Scott
>Sharp rise in knife crimes.
Someone’s bein’ a cheeky cunt, m8.
Connor Long
Benjamin Green
>delusional europoor
Gabriel Hernandez
u mad bro bcuz it's the truth?
Nathan Martin
I mean, Merkel is literally a quantum chemist by trade, so...yeah.
Jason Kelly
Cope, europoors
Joshua Thomas
Left girl's face looks like a bong. I think we can do better in Europe without those ugly fuckers.
Luke Brown
what a sad and pity counter, fail on every level
Luis Harris
So these new knives will keep you from sharp stabs but they'll have to hack the shit out of you.
Evan Smith
>Russia number 2
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They've got an economy the size of fucking SPAIN, an notoriously fucked-up economy.
The only thing they're big in is cheap spaceflight with 50-year old tech and online disinformation.
Juan Reyes
Jace Ortiz
All of this because "diversity is our strength", apparently.
I'm actually a bit ashamed to be of 100% Brit origins. The best non cucked ones are here in the US. Fact! The remaining ones are a bunch of crown clowns who have a need to be told what to do.
Anthony Cruz
and still you can't defeat vietnam, north korea, afghanistan, isis, syria, iran. I guess the list is wrong
Brandon Powell
This is retarded.
>Do we make every potential weapon £100?
Stabbings occur with things like screwdrivers as well
Robert Thompson
>hivemind
Cooper Morgan
Stand behind us, europoors. We will protect you.
Jace Thomas
>Armed toddlers
Colton Adams
to be far the point on a kitchen knife is pretty much useless. no one who knows what they are doing uses the point
Jackson Fisher
/thread
Jackson Perez
UK has fewer intentional deaths per capita. Statistics seem to back up that not having guns results in less dead folks.
Matthew Cox
Every country with nukes can wipe out the whole of the american army if they wanted, ofc the same is true for any army. Just saying military power aint nothing when nukes are involved.
Mason Long
And who has the most nukes smarty pants?
Levi Edwards
what ned is using a viners knife to stab someone?
Jackson Cruz
lol @ made up news to make yourself feel superior, that's delusional
Asher Reyes
The lethality of an edged blade is MUCH higher, because they cut through everything on the way though. A screwdriver is going to be a puncture wound that's relatively surviveable.
A minimum screwdriver cost is fine by me too, I mean who really needs a shitty £1 screwdriver set that's made of toffee and breaks after the first use.
Even if people weren't stabbing each other, I'd rather see shitty tools eliminated anyway.
Evan Gonzalez
GET BEHIND US, IRREVERENT EUROPOOR!
Jaxon White
Eli Reed
That’s true. Cheep Chinese garbage.
Elijah Powell
Even the packet-opening argument is just a sign the knife isn't sharp enough.
If you can't slice through with the blade belly, your knife is shit.
Adam Evans
Or how about acid? Or lead pipes? Or rocks? Or sharpened tooth brushes?
These fucking people know that prison is a thing right? They don't allow knives or really anything that can be immediately used as a weapon, and yet people get killed ALL THE FUCKING TIME in prison I wonder how.
Elijah Mitchell
Colton Anderson
seems you start to cry, poor americuck
acting tough but still losers inside, like the soldiers who surrendered to iran
Easton Rodriguez
>then they'll ban files because people were filing their knives to a tip, then they'll ban hands becauses illegal files keep winding up in them, and then they'll ban shoelaces and buttons too because why the fuck not?
Dylan Reyes
My point is you could ban knives outright
But you'd still have ethic minorities stabbing one another with something.
It's not even the equivalent of a sticking plaster for the problem.
Tackle drug problems and the fact that niggers things having a different postcode to someone else is worth killing over.
Easton Cox
Ill snap you like a twig, malnourished europoor.
Liam Fisher
everyone should ban americucks
Jayden Lopez
this is nothing more than one company's virtue signalling gimmick
Kevin Parker
Everyone should ban eurocucks.
Justin Gutierrez
Alexander Watson
Let's all take a breath and remember that this company is doing this as a stunt to:
> Get their name out there (advertising)
> Get SJW points
> Get out in front of any news where someone was stabbed with their knives.
They don't give a fuck if someone does get stabbed, they just don't want the shit that goes with it if they are "implicated".
They've seen the people suing gun makers, this is just a get in front move.
Jonathan Hall
no-one banned anything you hysterical faggot
one company sells a less stabby knife as a marketing ploy and US blowhards spout on about how it'd be better if we were all shooting each other's kids like in their great cuntry
Owen Watson
Luis Jenkins
Seething
Blake Wright
Seething 3rd world shithole dweller things literally anyone in america gives a fuck about your sandpeople county. Have fun converting to muslim faggots
Ryan Clark
but americunts need their picture of inferior europeans, it's their only joy because they feel so scared in their own country
Cameron Ross
I agree entirely. Nigs gonna nog.
I'm not really bothered about them stabbing each other, I just also hate these shitty knives with a burning passion.
Daniel Collins
When will europoors admit their inferiority? Should America just go imperilize them already?
Henry Johnson
Stay cucked
Brandon Reed
This
Leo Miller
Eurofaggots actually believe this.
AHAHAHA
Jonathan Nelson
I only see dead civilians, not girlcrying wannabe-manly soldiers
James Wilson
Europe lost to rats.
John Hughes
YOU FUCKING UROFAGGOT I HAVE MORE TEETH THAN YOUR BUCKTOOTH INBRED ENTIRE COUNTRY HAS.
MUHHHH FREE HEALTHCARE.
GET. BRACES. YOU. SKANK. FUCKS
Dylan Robinson
The reason they have imported these people is because the current welfare states in most of the western world is unsustainable without an ever-increasing population. The biggest reason the population isn't growing is because women aren't having kids. The reason women aren't having any kids is because women are becoming more career-oriented. The reason why women are becoming more career-oriented is because they are literally having money thrown at them to go to school and join the workforce. The reason why they have so much incentive to join the workforce is because companies are scrambling to hire women so they can keep a certain percentage up of women else they will be under threat of law suit because of gender quotas. The reason why companies are forced to hire women under gender quotas is because government-funded feminist organizations are demanding their idea of "equality". The reason these retarded organizations are funded by the government is because women don't understand what the difference is between "equal opportunity" and "equal outcome" are and they are the majority of voters. The reason women are the majority of voters is because women live longer than men due to not having to die in war or on the job, etc etc.
So the real problem isn't shitskins from these other countries. It's your own white women that are causing the decline that then requires the importation of these people.
Brayden Long
What's the difference?
A retard bullfighting vs a retard watching baseball?
The whole world is retarded
Carson Anderson
dunno what the hell your pics is supposed to prove but it's priced in cents
Not the UK
Oliver Cook
HAHA!
Hunter Lewis
doesn't your mom need to homeschool you right now kiddo? let the adults talk
Colton Thompson
FUCKING TALK SHIT MOAR CUCK.
COME FIGHT US
Chase Rogers
Well actually I'd buy those, looks great, I hate those sharp triangle knifes
Brandon Watson
>99c
>$3.00
>Mutt thinks this is the UK
LOL
Evan Hill
>Ahahaha!
And loosen your phillips head screws when you faggots ban screwdrivers
My fuckin sides
Brandon Turner
agreed
Ryan Reyes
Just admit how inferior you are, europoors. Suck on our fat American cocks.
Liam Gomez
Logan Stewart
Lol. Itt: 12 year old eurocucks so fucking seething they cannot stop shaking
David Lopez
>implying you can't stand someone with a squared point
Lucas Fisher
They're so fucking mad.
Aaron Rogers
From best to worst:
> Chinese cleaver (god tier)
> Nakiri (mid tier)
> Santoku (pleb tier)
You only need two pointy knives: one about 3 inches long for smaller veg and a filleting or boning knife. Both can be done without.
Austin Thomas
Fine. Do it. Suck our collective red white and blue cocks. We dont need you fucking commies.
Take your flood of illegals pouring into our country because it sucks so much with you.
Seriously. OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SHITPOST
Luis Flores
>or stab