/Liverpool/

today we climb to the second spot in EPL.
Dani Ceballos wants to join liverpool.
future prospects looking good

no stopping this liverpool gegenpressing juggernaut now
>that liverpool feel

kult kloppo facts

1. Als Jürgen Klopp seine zweite Frau Ulla in einer Münchner Bar kennenlernt, Schon drei Tage später ziehen sie zusammen, 2005 wird geheiratet. Gemeinsame Kinder hat das Paar keine, aber jeweils Söhne aus früheren Beziehungen. Klopps ältester Sohn Marc spielte für die U23 von Dortmund.

2. Bei seiner Vorstellung in Liverpool erobert Klopp mit „I’m the normal one“ die Herzen der Fans – gerade weil das sehr holpriges Englisch ist. Der Satz wird sofort Kult und auf T-Shirts gedruckt.

3. Ehefrau Ulla, 51, arbeitete als Sozialpädagogin und schrieb mehrere Kinderbücher. Beim Hörbuch von „Tom und der Zauberfußball“ liest Jürgen Klopp persönlich einige Textstellen. Schließlich geht es ja um sein Lieblingsthema.

4. Für seine Gefühlsausbrüche am Spielfeldrand ist Jürgen Klopp bekannt. Privat rührt ihn bis heute die berühmte Sterbeszene aus „Winnetou III“ zu Tränen. Ihm wäre es lieber, statt des Apachenhäuptlings würde Old Shatterhand sterben.

5. Klopps Abschied von Dortmund ist schlecht für seinen Lieblingsitaliener. Bei „Toni’s Ristorante“ bestellte der BVB-Trainer regelmäßig Pasta für sein Team. Nachfolger Thomas Tuchel hat die Nudeln vom Speiseplan gestrichen. Begründung: zu fett.

>we

facts pt 2

6. Zum Start in Liverpool gratulierte ihm sein ehemaliger Verein Dortmund mit diesem Bild: Jürgen Klopp stürmt über den berühmten Zebrastreifen der Abbey Road – eine Anspielung auf ein Plattencover der Beatles, den berühmtesten Liverpooler aller Zeiten.

7. Zwar hat der Erfolgstrainer einen millionenschweren Werbevertrag mit Opel. Trotzdem darf Klopp weiterhin mit seinem geliebten Porsche fahren – allerdings nur privat.

8. Bei einer Feier der Dortmunder tritt Schlagerstar Helene Fischer 2013 ganz in Schwarz-Gelb auf – den Farben ihres Lieblingsvereins. Jürgen Klopp bedankt sich dafür, indem er bei Fischers diesjährigem Konzert in Frankfurt im T-Shirt „Helene Fischer Ultras“ erscheint.

9. Auch wenn es ein Panini-Bild des Spielers Jürgen Klopp gibt, große Erfolge konnte er in seiner aktiven Zeit nicht verzeichnen. In den elf Jahren bei Zweitligist Mainz 05 spielte er sieben Mal gegen den Abstieg.

10. Bei Schiedsrichtern ist Jürgen Klopp für seine Ausraster am Spielfeldrand berüchtigt. Seine Temperamentsausbrüche haben ihn bisher schon 58.000 Euro Geldbuße gekostet. Auch auf die Tribüne wurde der Trainer bereits verbannt.

only if chelsea play against man u like they did against barca

where are our liverpool bros?

Is there a more feels good team in the world atm?

we are the antithesis to united at this point, good football good times

>this Indian continues to make threads
Not a Liverpool fan but good on you for the consistency and determination

Liverpoo is a pajeet club lmao

barca/real madrid/man u are the real pajeet clubs here lad.

friendly reminder we will win the CL

klopp will every competition away.
starting with west ham today

blow every competitions*

friendly reminder i accurately predicted we would come 2nd finish above manure and win the CL

What art of Liverpool are you from senpai?

bratislava

what toothpaste?

>(You)

alex jones flouride free super blue tooth paste

epl thread

lol its on autosage already

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predict the scoreline for the game today lads
4-1, liverpool wins ofcourse

only 2-0, both by my man Bobby

>liverpool will win the CL
>liverpool can defeat teams like Barcelona, Real Madrid, Psg, Bayern, City in a competition where they can't afford to lose one game
Jesus fucking christ!

i feel bad for you

As opposed to Porto Liverpool can actually beat these teams.

My based fellow countrymen, Salah is our messiah, he will show us the way

will porto even score in the second leg?

what i like is klopp has kept all that qtino money so we can keep salah

if one of the spanish giants come knocking i can't imagine we'll be keeping salah for very long

kloppo will just buy some lesser known forward who turns into the next messi overnight

he's a magician

We have a 3/20 chance to score

BOSS TAA LADS

Please turn /Liverpool/ into a permanent thing

What players should Liverpool aim for this summer?

Squad players:
- Target man that are happy being on the bench and used against park the bus teams, Niclas Füllkrug?
- A proper defensivly oriented DM that are happy being on rotation, N'Zonzi? Krychowiak? Gustavo?
Others:
Philip Max (LB)
Tarowski (CB)

First team players:
Keepers:
Alisson Becker
Jan Oblak

Def:
Ghoulam

Mid:
S. Milinković-Savić
Saúl Ñíguez
Fabinho

Attack:
Fekir

Other players that would strengthen Liverpool?

mate were literally gunna have to give salah a bucket load of money this is why klopp didn't spend the money we got from selling qtino

but yeah we need a DM

this.
arsenal is finished(losing against swedish literal who)
liverpool deserves a 24/7 general from now on

>this is why klopp didn't spend the money we got from selling qtino
it better fucking not be

ahhhh so when uefalona, psg or real come knocking how do you expect us to match the bid?

Who should he have bought for the money though? I'm very sceptical of spending 75-90 million on T. Lemar.

Thoughts on pic related? I think it would win the league.

klyne is perma injured but i think your right in replacing the entire midfield and lb

Salah is going to PSG

I am not sure if it's gonna be this summer or the next

i don't. we're a selling club

but using player contract negotiations that are in a completely different financial year as an excuse not to strengthen a significantly weakened squad is complete bollocks. i would hope that the money will be spent when klopp identifies the player(s) that he wants not on the fucking running costs of the club

is karius going thru redemption arc? or is he lucky in last few matches?

also isn't keita scoring goals on a qtino type frequency

Maybe Lovren instead of Matip
And Alisson instead of Karius

Also a new winger wouldn't hurt, but both Woodburn and Harry Wilson play there and should be given the chance.

mate how would you like it if i started talking shit about your star striker leaving in the porto thread oh wait their isn't one....

We'll have to see

Keita plays on DM for the most part, his defensive stats are good. I think he can be compared to Kante in many ways.

i still don't trust him

if we could somehow put karius's decision making into mig's mind because mig has insane goal saving ability

ok fair enough thats great then because henderson and can and milner are all shit

>we
>EPL
I don't know where to begin with what you've got wrong

>henderson and can and milner are all shit
They are not world class that's for sure. The midfield I proposed are on their way to becoming it. Maybe it's possible for Liverpool to buy them, but I doubt it.

Can I say >we if my grandfather was a scouse eating Norwegian sailor that often visited Liverpool?

i don't think we can afford salah and 3 world class up and coming midfielders

I would much rather see Liverpool acquiring any of Tottenhams DMs (Dier, Wanyama, Dembele). I'd prefer Dier or Wanyama over Dembele given that the latter might not have to many good seasons left. It'd also be fun to get another ex Southampton player in the squad.

Savic = 70-75 million Euro minimum
Saul N = 60-70 million Euro minimum
I think. All the QT money would go into those two.

Why would they make what is at best a lateral move and potentially a downgrade? Liverpool are a midtable club overperforming.

Still doesn't explain why he thinks Liverpool are playing in Egypt

i'd rather kieta from how you describe him

Funny guy

Keita is already coming this summer. Already bought. Keita is a very complete midfielder, except for being a dwarf and very light-weight

It's true. Look at the last 10 years. Up then back down forever.

But look the current Liverpool squad
Then look at what Manager they have
Then look at the PL table last year and now
Then look the size of the club in terms of supporters, sponsors and income.

its gunna be funny when we finish higher than the customers

lol don't bother with abl's

Its like I'm really on Sup Forums in 2014

Liverpool are the original customers though

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i get that your mad at our success and how many flops you've bought over the years recently

were as we sign and develop world class players

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purple for royalty

kante isn't massive either he's a bit of a manlet but still a good dm

True that. He will be great against teams that try to play on ground. But maybe too limited against defensive teams which is why I also want a tall, big DM that are happy being on rotation.

Yes you will receive a nice shiny trophy

I'm not a man utd fan. Just hate Scouse customers.

yeah the CL trophy will be nice i agree

sure sure

Haha, no chance

6 nil right?

>Waking up with that lovely Liverpool feel down your spine

Good morning lads

This squad has insanely good depth, but I think that Saul and SMS signings are quite unrealistic.


Anyway, I have a hard time seeing Can not leaving for Juventus and I don't trust Henderson to be a starter in the midfield, hence why Dier has taken his place, I'd be really happy if Liverpool signed him (or any DM better than Henderson for that matter).

Next season Woodburn and Solanke will have improved even further thus nullifying the need for another offensive purchase imo. Worst case scenario you could just rotate TAA, Ox and Gini in to the winger positions.

Robertson has had an amazing season so far and if he keeps this form up through the end of the season he's thoroughly earned a starting place as left back for 2018/2019.

The goalie situation has some moving parts to it. A lot of the coming developments will obviously rely on how Karius plays from now on until the summer. By June, the club should have a clear idea if a goalie purchase is needed or not. Oblak would be great but unfortunately I don't think it's likely he'd like to go to Liverpool unless there's an ass exodus from Atletico in the summer.

Well, so are Spurs, and next season might be even worse if Toby is leaving and Lloris keeps playing worse.

do you really think kane is going to stick around if they don't make champions league?

needs a new sponsors, looks like fucking ass

I think they are unrealistic too. Lallana is too injurty prone to be considered a starter. Need another midfielder IMO, if not a world class one, someone that can turn into that.

I agree with Robertson too, but he has not really been challenged. Just like with Karius we will know more in the summer.

Erik Dier would be my first choice on DM too by far, but would he come though?

i think if we get success with this group we will have players wanting to come to us

but we need to just meet one goal at time

top 4 finish and trophy

Yeah I take your point that Lallana is definitely a weaker point in the starting eleven, but I could see him sharing duties with Ox, Milner and Gini. And I agree that it would be really cool to get a player like Ceballos or Fred to have as options for the midifield. Would definitely sort some question marks out.

And regarding Dier it may be that it's a bit unrealistic as well, though it would be a very good fit. It may be even more difficult to get him if Spurs manages another CL spot for nxt year, so in that case it may be easier to get grab Wanyama instead, which I'd be really happy with

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Ceballos/Fred/Dier wouldn't bring our midfield to the next level I think.

look at his spastic way of running kek

how do you run you flat footed fuck?

henderson and can yes, but milner is world class actually

>but milner is world class actually

at what?

Also what about Forsberg?

I hope he will fuck off to lel liga asap.

Im a little bit nervous when it comes to game like West Ham. Remember when our morale was high after we defeat city then we lose to swansea?

Buy Batsuayari off Chelsea, clearly a solid striker and we've not had an actual striker for years, we just have wingers who can score and bobby playing up top.

Get a new keeper. Karius is improving but mignolet has been at the same level for a while and it's not good enough for a top PL team, watching de gea the other night was incredible and you know mignolet would never be able to pull that off.

After big victories, the tendency is draw universially in football I have heard

i'm hoping for an early meme goal so i can slightly relax

Salah isn't leaving bros!! He's always wanted to play for Liverpool!!.... except for that one time when he chose Chelsea over us but that's all in the past

who here /sexysalah/

Allah wills it, la. Stay mad.

With Can most likely leaving in the summer. it is better to buy a proper number 9 and play Bobby as a CAM, the goal return will be more than ever. It's not like playing a CDM will solve the defensive problem Liverpool has, since they don't play defensive at all.