Anyone with an irrepressible urge to make shit up can do it in here

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

Anyone with an irrepressible urge to make shit up can do it in here

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discord.
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Josiah Green
Josiah Green

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Julian Adams
Julian Adams

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Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

Part of me wants to see chaos and pandemonium and for the powerful to shake in their boots.

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

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Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

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Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

I often wish of the way were some country starts a war with America and pushes their shit in. I know it wouldn't happen, but can you imagine how shaken the world would be if that happens.

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

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Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

Still secretly hoping for a WWIII

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

Dont make fun of banjo boy, hes good people

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

I crashed my car and broke my back, nearly dying because i am a drug addict who was inhaling computer duster while driving.
No one else knows. Not even family. They took pity on me & are supporting me financially. I feel guilty but am in way too deep to come clean now.

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

I wish for the unrepentant and powerful everywhere to suddenly face the wrath of God.

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

I got a secret, the best discord server in the world is right at your fingertips here

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Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

In 10th grade our drama and arts teacher at school was fired for having sex with a senior student. Her husband was also a teacher at our school, and he was always a massive jerk.

I never told anyone because it would have caused a legal case if anyone took it seriously, but she held me behind after class, into a lunch break, once and asked me if I liked her. When i said yeah she was my favorite teacher, she kissed me, and then proceeded to take off her top and get me to fondle her breasts.

A few weeks later she asked me to stay behind again and she gave me my first blowjob, and then took my virginity. It was actually really good and she gave me a lot of the preferences I have now. I was 14 at the time, and she was 32. She told me afterwards that her husband never pleased her, and that's why she wanted me. She was a 7/10 but I had a thing for big tits so...

Never even told my friends, cause pedophilia is illegal.

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

I guess. I want the real status quo to be destroyed, I'm not talking in the liberal way where everything is pretty much the same, but slightly different.
Hell it would be some amazing is some James Bond-like villains just showed up and held their own against the worlds biggest military powers.

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

Not a secret, but my high school art teacher was fired for smoking pot with students and having a relationship with a former stupid.

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

Have a relationship with a stupid is always grounds for a good firing.

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

She was a 7/10 but I had a thing for big tits so...
ok virgin

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

She wasn't a student at the time. It was technically perfectly legal.

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

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Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

I want to bang all of my wife's female relatives. Sisters, daughter, mom, step sister. Not necessarily in that order.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Then get clean dumbass

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

I like fingering my asshole and smelling the anal mucus that comes out

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

FUCK OFF TO REDDIT WITH THE DEAR DIARY MANCHILDREN ZOOMER SHIT

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

Word user, im more on the world apocalypse type of event but i like your idea too.

Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

Newfag btfo

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

How does it taste?

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

These threads are for half faggot spergs who wish they could have a screenname on Sup Forums. Fuck off and die.

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

I'm here ;)

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

Conceited USC bitch.

Justin King
Justin King

My ex-boyfriend pretty much convinced me to start doing porn most pov type porn like.

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57dd370304443

We filmed a bunch, but he broke up with me before he actually put them on porn hub. I have like 16 videos on my pc and I'm thinking about doing it anyway.

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

You fit right in

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

Dubsss who the fuck are you?

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

Are you getting dick during the week or is it only at the weekends?

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

I love live-action anime movies.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

I know a guy who's niece stays 9 years old. Been that age for years. They shower together

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

wtf does that even mean? Also can relate. My family is/was part of a weird cult version of the Jehovah's Witnesses where they refused to acknowledge age.

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

Is that the same guy who watched his gf teach his other 12yr old niece how to shave her pussy?

I think his mom lives in the apartment directly above him and he hears her bed banging on the wall for a solid hour

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

Sounds like that's what got him into trouble to begin with.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

I am Springheel Jack. I time travel

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

Only weekends now. Need time to recover.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

What a whore.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Why recover? What happened?

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

Sex was too rough and guys keep fucking me a little too much last time.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

I'm hard. Sorry.

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

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Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

OK i'll take the bait. Just my opinion: Such a gangrape/gangbang is clearly ment to break a girl's mind. Even pornstars need to prepare such events and need time to recover after the session.
As you keep coming back for more, don't you think its like telling them they didn't 'do their job', so they'll probably will push the limits until they will break you mentally or physically?

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

I hope not. I just want to have some fun, I think 5-10 guys are more thah enough. I doubt I will do a big Gang Bang again.

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

You are so fucked up.

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

How do you think you'll be able to 'control' the number of partners if you're high on alcohol and coke again?
They might call more friends during the fuckery like you said they did on the first or second time (don't remember)
I don't want to scare the shit out of you, I'm just curious 'cause I've never heard of someone like you.
Like we say around here: "after all, it's YOUR ass. You're dealing with it as you want it"

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

At different points, I saw a lot of UFOs when I was younger.

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Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

She is just another LA college slut, rich daddy girl doing crazy shit at USC or UCLA.

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

Where?

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

You are so fucked up.
That's the least statement one can do, after 3 gangbangs! :))

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

When I was 10. my 13 year old sister said she would suck my dick, or I could stick it in her asshole. She was a good sister!

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

Mostly around my parents' house. But one time while on a flight from Texas, there was a big orange one right under the plane (we were well above the clouds, so it wasn't a hot-air balloon) that 'zoomed' from under us after about a few seconds of me taking notice to it.

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Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

But you're bad in larping.

Hudson White
Hudson White

You are right probably. Love and hate it, hard to explain.

That's mean.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

I have always wanted to share my gfs with other guys. Of the 6 gfs I had 3 of them went along with. It was so fucking hot.

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

I want to believe so bad sigh

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

How hot are you? So many players want to fuck you. Are you a real hottie?

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

You've no reason not to. All sorts of things going on that we're being distracted from.

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Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

players would fuck anything in a campus party, that doesn't mean much

David Roberts
David Roberts

What are these? Ukrainian Fighting Officers?

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

Like we say around here: "after all, it's YOUR ass. You're dealing with it as you want it"

When did we start saying this?

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

You better ve ready to be fucked by a whole fraternity. More skanky dresses this weekend?

Christopher James
Christopher James

I developed a crush on another boy in class, he'd just suddenly lose all light in his eyes and just stare at nothing, and my brain for some reason thought sexing with him as he "wasn't there" was the sexiest thing. Met him at a party years later, told me he got raped countless times, and was tortured, all of this from age 6 to 12, in his own house. He had 'nam tier PTSD. I broke down when he told me this, and HE had to take care of my sorry drunk ass.
Then I went home and fapped about us having sex as kids, and him with that same stare, and I still do, and I still feel like shit afterwards.

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

Soviets (80s)

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Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

7.5/10, I think.

Oh yes, guys REALLY loved my last dress.

Robert White
Robert White

True that. USC is called University of Sluts and Chads.

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

pls post those vids

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

I'm into cuckold.

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

u boy or girl?

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

I'm a fag.

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

How many in the fraternity

William Myers
William Myers

Very big. You are scaring me a bit.

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

My bad, as I said 'around here' I meant physically/geographically around where I am
Maybe you never heard it or doesn't exist in english, but its quite usual in (slang) french: 'C'est ton cul, t'en fais ce que tu veux !"

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

From year 3144
Accident happen
Friends died
And I stuck here
Cannot go home
No one believes me
Say I am lying and insane
Put me in hospital
Make me take pills
Tired now
Hard to think
Please, I want to go home!

Daniel James
Daniel James

This is the only realistic post ITT.

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

Destroy your dress
Destroy you
Good luck with that game.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

I am a cuck. It took me a while to convince my gf to sleep with my best friend but it happened. Many times.

Juan Long
Juan Long

Bad luck user. Sorry.

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

I used to practically live at my best friend’s house during summer break. Pretty much over there from sun up to sun down. He had a little sister who used to be an annoying brat and I’d avoid her like the plague but by the time she hit middle school she was turning into a bit of a dime piece. One day I was over just chilling on the couch watching TV while my friend was mowing the lawn. His sister comes in after walking back from the community pool down the street. She was only wearing a bikini and was looking particularly fuckable so, without even putting much thought into it I grabbed her, bent her over the kitchen counter, pulled her bikini bottoms down and started raw dogging her. She didn’t make much sound, she just stared straight ahead until I blew my load. Then I didn’t say anything to her and walked back to the living room. I didn’t see her for a few days after that, but neither of us mentioned it and we just went on about our business like normal. I’m still pretty shocked there were literally no consequences.