Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and complete social and professional failure anything.
Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and complete social and professional failure anything
There's nothing to ask you, you have nothing to give to anybody.
I can still serve as a bad example.
are you the german guy?
how tf did you manage to get to this point?
Not OP, but probably poor social skills.
Indeed. I'm socially awkward as fuck. Also made some mistakes in my youth which lead to me being economically not very well off.
Wait, last time I was in one of your threads was like 4 months ago. Now you telling me, after 4 months, you're still virgin? What's wrong with you?
Where should I start bro? Where should I start?
do you have any friends or family?
also are you just awkward or also ugly?
Don't you have your PhD?
Have you ever tried Tinder?
I'm 34 khhv and I'm thinking about signing up.
so you just gave up or still dreaming about getting your dick wet?
as we say in brazil: o que eh teu tah guardado
it means: what's yours is kept safe
be strong user, don't let people or yourself talk you down.
your cinderella (or cinderello) may be just around the corner. maintain open eyes, a kind heart and a positive attitude and you guys will find each other
Have a few friends, family on another continent.
I have a PhD. Fucking worthless.
why you no an hero
whats the other h in khhv stand for, i know one is hugless
become prof and fuck a hot ugrad desperate for an A
so do you have a job?
PhD in what?
dude it's practically legal to hire escorts for sex now.
Just... go look it up or something. Jesus friend, with a PhD you should be able to afford $200 once.
It is extremely, extremely hard to become a professor.
I have a PhD in medical science (basically molecular biology with a medical focus). I work for 50k as a postdoc in NYC.
and going back to germany or europe somewhere is not an option? Switzerland maybe?
get an industry job, make more money
what the fuck? I made more than that without a degree dude.
Went to the US because I found nothing good in Europe.
I would totally prefer an industry job. But let's be real, industry jobs (!= technician roles) are almost as hard to get as PI positions.
Yeah, don't study this shit.
What about Tinder -- have you tried it? I can't remember from your earlier threads.
Dude just teach in California, they pay so fucking much for you guys there.
Plus they're super loose and there's lots of relatively cheap prostitutes/easy legal hookups.
When you get tired of just sex you'll be really ready to turn friendships into romantic relationships, and it'll make for really interesting conversations with your buddies..
I have tried Tinder. Had maybe half a dozen conversations over five years.
Dude. Teaching positions (adjuncts) pay terribly. Close to minimum wage.
>Had maybe half a dozen conversations over five years.
A conversation sounds nice; I wish I had the balls to try it.
Thank you for answering.
Trust me, life is so much easier and you have so much more money when you're single.
Implying I have money at all.
Looking forward to becoming a planetraveller destroyer of worlds at age 40 like me?
Do you do a lot of drugs to pass the time or coom or is it 100% vidya
I play vidya now and then. Don't do drugs. Don't masturbate excessively.
>Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and complete social and professional failure anything.
how big is your pp?
>Have you ever tried Tinder?
If you guys can’t get laid on tinder you’re fucking hopeless, though it does get significantly easier after 40.
Like 15 cm.
What are the women on Tinder like after 40?
You’re German and you still can’t get laid? Why not?
Fuck no. Tons of 18-23 year old sluts who are tired of guys their own age acting like retards.
I mean maybe horny grannies too, but I usually kept my searches 18-29.
Not good enough looking to compensate for my high voltage autism.
>What are the women on Tinder like after 40?
After you’re 40 you unlock all the girls whose searches are 40+.
>Fuck no. Tons of 18-23 year old sluts who are tired of guys their own age acting like retards.
They usually go for the successful career types, don't they. Sugar daddies.
Your English is impeccable even for a kraut.
>They usually go for the successful career types, don't they. Sugar daddies.
That’s what they’re looking for, but you can show them a good time on a reasonable budget and they’ll fuck you.
I'm 25, no friends. Had three years at university and barely had a conversation with anybody. I have only had sex with prostitutes. Is there any hope for me?
Sarcasm? My English sucks. Also have a horrible accent.
Where do you find them?
What are Nazi women like in Germany?
>I have only had sex with prostitutes
doing better than most of the inhabitants of this place
>Where do you find them?
In this case I’m talking specifically about tinder.
Guess I'll have to wait until I'm 40.
Not even sarcasm. I know krauts have good English but yours is excellent. Go fuck some fugly British chicks
>Guess I'll have to wait until I'm 40.
Not at all. It’s great. Worst case scenario is they ghost you, which happens regularly, but if you’re not a fucking creepy weirdo you go out and have fun.
It doesn’t have to be expensive. I’ve taken plenty of girls to a waterfall.
I'm living in the US and have been working as researcher for a long time. So I guess it's not that surprising.
I mean, I have been using Tinder and I am not very age selectively. They just didn't bite.
Bro even easier. American girls love Europeans.
Why do you care so little about life?
>They just didn't bite.
What’s your approach? What’s your target demographic? Liberal use of super likes is helpful, btw.
Do they? I have a horrible German accent.
I swipe right for everyone who is even slightly attractive. Maybe I am too liberal with that.
>I swipe right for everyone who is even slightly attractive.
That’s fine, but how do you approach your matches?
I'm very sorry for you.
There's not much you can do and I can offer you no consolation other than the fact that if you really do want to succeed professionally, financially, romantically, and socially and have completely failed to do so in any slightly meaningful way in 36 years, it's not really your fault, you were born with hindrances outside of your control.
Rest easy, and keep your fingers crossed for a better next life or something like that, user.
Depends. If there are some shared interests, or something I notice in their photos or profiles, I bring that up.
That is strangely comforting actually.
>f there are some shared interests, or something I notice in their photos or profiles, I bring that up.
That’s a good tack. What’s the problem?
>it's not really your fault, you were born with hindrances outside of your control.
Don’t blow smoke up his ass. It’s totally his fault for being a sad pussy.
Dunno. Better options?
There’s always gonna be better options. You’ve gotta be more interesting, charming, and funny than them.
In the mean time, I'd just suggest you do whatever will maximize your enjoyment. Don't go rob a bank or something, because the risk of getting caught * the negative enjoyment of prison isn't worth it.
Get welfare. Keep a roof over your head. Keep clothes on your back. Keep food in your stomach. Beyond that, live large when and how you can. Go skydiving. Go swimming. Pay for hookers. Do some fun drugs. Enjoy what you can.
There is one singular trait that is tied to long-term success or lack thereof in those areas of one's life - IQ. If you have an IQ under 83, there is literally not a single thing you can do in the entire US military that does more good than harm. You are so useless that it's a criminal offense for them to even recruit you, because your chances of failing and committing a murder-suicide at an 83 or lower IQ are astronomically high. That's how severely incapable of a human being you are at about 1 SD below the median. This is also why 60% of African American households pay no income taxes, because of the low median IQ, many of them earn no income and subsist entirely off the government. There is NOTHING someone with IQ
That's three adjectives I would never use to describe myself.
I am pretty stupid actually. Just managed to fool a lot of people.
>That's three adjectives I would never use to describe myself.
That’s a real shame. I’m of average attractiveness and drowning in pussy. I asked one 20 year old why she was so into me and the answer was “you’re very fucking charming.” That felt exceedingly good.
Don't sweat it, buddy. Just get on welfare and have fun! It's not your fault, you were born the way you were, and the best thing you can do is to enjoy the life you do have as much as possible :)
>There is nothing else that could cause a person to completely fail to take off for 36 years other than a low IQ.
Doesn’t this guy have a PhD?
Oh, didn't read. Yeah, guess he's just a lazy cunt and not quite as much of a failure as he purports to be.
>Yeah, guess he's just a lazy cunt and not quite as much of a failure as he purports to be.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I'm dull and awkward. Neither witty, nor humorous, nor eloquent.
I do. Doesn't mean that I am particularly intelligent. In fact, that I have a PhD in a useless field proves that I am pretty fucking stupid.
go read xkcd and cheer up and then go do some baby step to improve your life and do a tiny bit more each day after that
>I'm dull and awkward. Neither witty, nor humorous, nor eloquent.
You can improve in all these areas. Sup Forums is unlikely to assist you.
Baby steps in which direction?
up, retard. start doing something to improve your life. literally anything. walk half a mile. read a book. google what successful people do. literally any fucking basic thing.
>Baby steps in which direction?
The first thing would be to get off the fucking internet and start practicing some social skills.
What lab you in?
I work out, I read regularly, I have hobbies, I write job applications. What else?
I'm about to turn 39.
One more year til Wizard status.
>I'm about to turn 39.
What’s your major malfunction?
>One more year til Wizard status.
Who’s gonna tell him?
Keep going, user, move past the mortal coils of human flesh, become one with the ancient arcane artes and magicks of the past. As your body leaves behind it's mortal yearnings and requirements your view will expand outwards, stretching over the horizon as you see the endless cycle and can free yourself from its confines. Become a lich, user, it's in your grasp.
Do you think if you only had just only one girlfriend, your life would have been totally different?
Wizard has always been 40. You newfags wanted a lower bar and changed it to 30.
No., It's a symptom and not a cause.
>You newfags wanted a lower bar and changed it to 30.
I’ve been around since 2006 and I don’t remember it ever being 40, but I do a lot of drugs.
so I'm not a wizard yet? do I still have hope? (I'm 36 just like OP, btw.)
I mean, that's why the movie is called 40 Year Old Virgin.
You still have time brother.
Just don't be like me - I've already booked a cruise for next year when I turn 40, and if nothing happens, then I'm jumping off the deck. Good times.
>I mean, that's why the movie is called 40 Year Old Virgin.
I don’t think it has anything to do with the movie. I’ve only ever seen the chart with the wizard on the right. To be honest, though, if you haven’t managed it by 30 you’re probably not gonna figure it out by 40.
Not OP but wholesome replies like this are what gives me hope for the future of this part of the internet
Have a good one Sup Forumsrother
Wait ... the german guy as in Drachenlord ??
OP here. Haha, no.
Do you play dungeons & dragons?
Are you Asmongold?