Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and complete social and professional failure...

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and complete social and professional failure anything.

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Aaron Young
Aaron Young

There's nothing to ask you, you have nothing to give to anybody.

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

I can still serve as a bad example.

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

are you the german guy?

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

how tf did you manage to get to this point?

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

Not OP, but probably poor social skills.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

I am.

Indeed. I'm socially awkward as fuck. Also made some mistakes in my youth which lead to me being economically not very well off.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

I am.
Wait, last time I was in one of your threads was like 4 months ago. Now you telling me, after 4 months, you're still virgin? What's wrong with you?

William Green
William Green

Where should I start bro? Where should I start?

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

do you have any friends or family?
also are you just awkward or also ugly?

David Moore
David Moore

Don't you have your PhD?
You're cool.
Have you ever tried Tinder?
I'm 34 khhv and I'm thinking about signing up.

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

so you just gave up or still dreaming about getting your dick wet?

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

as we say in brazil: o que eh teu tah guardado

it means: what's yours is kept safe

be strong user, don't let people or yourself talk you down.

your cinderella (or cinderello) may be just around the corner. maintain open eyes, a kind heart and a positive attitude and you guys will find each other

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Have a few friends, family on another continent.

I have a PhD. Fucking worthless.

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

why you no an hero

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

whats the other h in khhv stand for, i know one is hugless

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

become prof and fuck a hot ugrad desperate for an A

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

so do you have a job?
PhD in what?

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

dude it's practically legal to hire escorts for sex now.
Just... go look it up or something. Jesus friend, with a PhD you should be able to afford $200 once.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

It is extremely, extremely hard to become a professor.

I have a PhD in medical science (basically molecular biology with a medical focus). I work for 50k as a postdoc in NYC.

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

and going back to germany or europe somewhere is not an option? Switzerland maybe?

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

get an industry job, make more money

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

$50k
NYC
PhD
what the fuck? I made more than that without a degree dude.

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

Went to the US because I found nothing good in Europe.

I would totally prefer an industry job. But let's be real, industry jobs (!= technician roles) are almost as hard to get as PI positions.

Yeah, don't study this shit.

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

handholdless
What about Tinder -- have you tried it? I can't remember from your earlier threads.

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

Dude just teach in California, they pay so fucking much for you guys there.
Plus they're super loose and there's lots of relatively cheap prostitutes/easy legal hookups.
When you get tired of just sex you'll be really ready to turn friendships into romantic relationships, and it'll make for really interesting conversations with your buddies..

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

I have tried Tinder. Had maybe half a dozen conversations over five years.

Dude. Teaching positions (adjuncts) pay terribly. Close to minimum wage.

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

Had maybe half a dozen conversations over five years.
A conversation sounds nice; I wish I had the balls to try it.
Thank you for answering.

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

bump

Henry Green
Henry Green

Remain single.
Trust me, life is so much easier and you have so much more money when you're single.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

Implying I have money at all.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

Looking forward to becoming a planetraveller destroyer of worlds at age 40 like me?

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

Do you do a lot of drugs to pass the time or coom or is it 100% vidya

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

I play vidya now and then. Don't do drugs. Don't masturbate excessively.

Fucking duh!

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and complete social and professional failure anything.
how big is your pp?

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

Have you ever tried Tinder?
If you guys can’t get laid on tinder you’re fucking hopeless, though it does get significantly easier after 40.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Like 15 cm.

Horny grannies?

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

What are the women on Tinder like after 40?

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

You’re German and you still can’t get laid? Why not?

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

Horny grannies?
Fuck no. Tons of 18-23 year old sluts who are tired of guys their own age acting like retards.

I mean maybe horny grannies too, but I usually kept my searches 18-29.

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Not good enough looking to compensate for my high voltage autism.

David Moore
David Moore

What are the women on Tinder like after 40?
After you’re 40 you unlock all the girls whose searches are 40+.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Fuck no. Tons of 18-23 year old sluts who are tired of guys their own age acting like retards.

They usually go for the successful career types, don't they. Sugar daddies.

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

Your English is impeccable even for a kraut.

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

They usually go for the successful career types, don't they. Sugar daddies.
That’s what they’re looking for, but you can show them a good time on a reasonable budget and they’ll fuck you.

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

I'm 25, no friends. Had three years at university and barely had a conversation with anybody. I have only had sex with prostitutes. Is there any hope for me?

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

Sarcasm? My English sucks. Also have a horrible accent.

Where do you find them?

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

What are Nazi women like in Germany?

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

I have only had sex with prostitutes
doing better than most of the inhabitants of this place

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Where do you find them?
In this case I’m talking specifically about tinder.

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

Guess I'll have to wait until I'm 40.

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Not even sarcasm. I know krauts have good English but yours is excellent. Go fuck some fugly British chicks

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

Guess I'll have to wait until I'm 40.
Not at all. It’s great. Worst case scenario is they ghost you, which happens regularly, but if you’re not a fucking creepy weirdo you go out and have fun.

It doesn’t have to be expensive. I’ve taken plenty of girls to a waterfall.

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

I'm living in the US and have been working as researcher for a long time. So I guess it's not that surprising.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

I mean, I have been using Tinder and I am not very age selectively. They just didn't bite.

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

Bro even easier. American girls love Europeans.

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

Why do you care so little about life?

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

They just didn't bite.
What’s your approach? What’s your target demographic? Liberal use of super likes is helpful, btw.

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

Do they? I have a horrible German accent.

I don't.

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

I swipe right for everyone who is even slightly attractive. Maybe I am too liberal with that.

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

I swipe right for everyone who is even slightly attractive.
That’s fine, but how do you approach your matches?

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

I'm very sorry for you.

There's not much you can do and I can offer you no consolation other than the fact that if you really do want to succeed professionally, financially, romantically, and socially and have completely failed to do so in any slightly meaningful way in 36 years, it's not really your fault, you were born with hindrances outside of your control.

Rest easy, and keep your fingers crossed for a better next life or something like that, user.

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

Depends. If there are some shared interests, or something I notice in their photos or profiles, I bring that up.

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

That is strangely comforting actually.

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

f there are some shared interests, or something I notice in their photos or profiles, I bring that up.
That’s a good tack. What’s the problem?

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

it's not really your fault, you were born with hindrances outside of your control.
Don’t blow smoke up his ass. It’s totally his fault for being a sad pussy.

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

Dunno. Better options?

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

Better options?
There’s always gonna be better options. You’ve gotta be more interesting, charming, and funny than them.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

In the mean time, I'd just suggest you do whatever will maximize your enjoyment. Don't go rob a bank or something, because the risk of getting caught * the negative enjoyment of prison isn't worth it.

Get welfare. Keep a roof over your head. Keep clothes on your back. Keep food in your stomach. Beyond that, live large when and how you can. Go skydiving. Go swimming. Pay for hookers. Do some fun drugs. Enjoy what you can.

There is one singular trait that is tied to long-term success or lack thereof in those areas of one's life - IQ. If you have an IQ under 83, there is literally not a single thing you can do in the entire US military that does more good than harm. You are so useless that it's a criminal offense for them to even recruit you, because your chances of failing and committing a murder-suicide at an 83 or lower IQ are astronomically high. That's how severely incapable of a human being you are at about 1 SD below the median. This is also why 60% of African American households pay no income taxes, because of the low median IQ, many of them earn no income and subsist entirely off the government. There is NOTHING someone with IQ<85 can do to be widely successful in life. Staying alive, taken care of, and having fun is the best they can hope for.

There is nothing else that could cause a person to completely fail to take off for 36 years other than a low IQ. Any higher of an IQ, and they'd experience at least a few successes and realize what works and what doesn't, and start driving themselves towards greater success.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

That's three adjectives I would never use to describe myself.

Matthew James
Matthew James

I am pretty stupid actually. Just managed to fool a lot of people.

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

That's three adjectives I would never use to describe myself.
That’s a real shame. I’m of average attractiveness and drowning in pussy. I asked one 20 year old why she was so into me and the answer was “you’re very fucking charming.” That felt exceedingly good.

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

Don't sweat it, buddy. Just get on welfare and have fun! It's not your fault, you were born the way you were, and the best thing you can do is to enjoy the life you do have as much as possible :)

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

There is nothing else that could cause a person to completely fail to take off for 36 years other than a low IQ.
Doesn’t this guy have a PhD?

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

Oh, didn't read. Yeah, guess he's just a lazy cunt and not quite as much of a failure as he purports to be.

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

Yeah, guess he's just a lazy cunt and not quite as much of a failure as he purports to be.
Winner winner chicken dinner.

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

I'm dull and awkward. Neither witty, nor humorous, nor eloquent.

I do. Doesn't mean that I am particularly intelligent. In fact, that I have a PhD in a useless field proves that I am pretty fucking stupid.

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

go read xkcd and cheer up and then go do some baby step to improve your life and do a tiny bit more each day after that

/thread

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

I'm dull and awkward. Neither witty, nor humorous, nor eloquent.
You can improve in all these areas. Sup Forums is unlikely to assist you.

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

Baby steps in which direction?

Ryan Sanders
Ryan Sanders

up, retard. start doing something to improve your life. literally anything. walk half a mile. read a book. google what successful people do. literally any fucking basic thing.

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

Baby steps in which direction?
The first thing would be to get off the fucking internet and start practicing some social skills.

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

What lab you in?

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

I work out, I read regularly, I have hobbies, I write job applications. What else?

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

36?
I'm about to turn 39.
One more year til Wizard status.

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

I'm about to turn 39.
What’s your major malfunction?

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

One more year til Wizard status.
Who’s gonna tell him?

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

Keep going, user, move past the mortal coils of human flesh, become one with the ancient arcane artes and magicks of the past. As your body leaves behind it's mortal yearnings and requirements your view will expand outwards, stretching over the horizon as you see the endless cycle and can free yourself from its confines. Become a lich, user, it's in your grasp.

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

Do you think if you only had just only one girlfriend, your life would have been totally different?

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William Howard
William Howard

Wizard has always been 40. You newfags wanted a lower bar and changed it to 30.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

No., It's a symptom and not a cause.

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

You newfags wanted a lower bar and changed it to 30.
I’ve been around since 2006 and I don’t remember it ever being 40, but I do a lot of drugs.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

so I'm not a wizard yet? do I still have hope? (I'm 36 just like OP, btw.)

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

I mean, that's why the movie is called 40 Year Old Virgin.

You still have time brother.
Just don't be like me - I've already booked a cruise for next year when I turn 40, and if nothing happens, then I'm jumping off the deck. Good times.

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

I mean, that's why the movie is called 40 Year Old Virgin.
I don’t think it has anything to do with the movie. I’ve only ever seen the chart with the wizard on the right. To be honest, though, if you haven’t managed it by 30 you’re probably not gonna figure it out by 40.

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

Not OP but wholesome replies like this are what gives me hope for the future of this part of the internet

Have a good one Sup Forumsrother

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

Wait ... the german guy as in Drachenlord ??

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

OP here. Haha, no.

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

Do you play dungeons & dragons?

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

Are you Asmongold?

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

I don't. Not into this kind of stuff.

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

I don't. Not into this kind of stuff.
It’s too social for this fuckwit.

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

Didn’t get laid until 25 (fat girls, look into it). I couldn’t imagine another ten years of incel. Would have probably done some serious shit.

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

Fill this out and post your results.

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Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

Just not into fantasy.

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

30 year old kissless virgin here

I didnt get bingo

does that mean their is hope?

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

You need to fill it out and post your results. You have a hard time with reading don't you?

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

everyone said fat girls are actually better at sex so not sure if that's really our only hope.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

20 is beyond saving
Lost mine at 29.9
I guess I could have done it earlier though

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

What keeps you from eating lead?

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

everyone said fat girls are actually better at sex so not sure if that's really our only hope.
Nah. Fat girls generally give good head, but they can be awkward to fuck. Super hot girls are rarely good in bed, because they don’t have to be. Dudes in this thread should look for average nerdy girls, who are often demonic in the sack.

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

don't worry OP, im 19 and i haven't had sex yet. ive only kissed and received oral and grabbed tits for awhile.

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

virgin
never had a girlfriend
I do not own a working vehicle

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

Nah, i wont.

I already didnt get bingo

why would I lie? if anything I would lie about not being a virgin but i didn't.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Semen demons

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

That's why you have no hope. You can't follow instructions. Well you should just end your life like right now.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

Not really. Find one that is insecure and you can bang. This was more than ten years ago too so it might be different. Social media has falsely inflated the fat stock and they think they’re worth something more than some pussy.

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

don't forget
lazy
has the tism
You should kill yourself now

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

Semen demons
Well, in my experience they’re the most likely to suck your dick in the car and beg you to creampie them, so sure.

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

Not on there. But true.

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

careful, at 19 I already did all of those things and even more and well, here I am, 36 years old and still virgin...

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

35, tiny dik, obese virgin
to much of a coward to an hero so far but ill plan all year to do it next xmas, im sure i can this time so over the depression and failure

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Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

says the person who is literally having a fit for not posting an image.

James Thomas
James Thomas

why do you care?

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

am depressed bitch who cant get pussy, I'll shoot a bunch of innocent people

Kys.

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Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

I lost it at had my dick sucked at 23 and had sex at 24

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Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

Where did they say that?

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

i'm a 22khv and honestly i'm probably going to end up in the same position as you

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

average nerdy girls
already tried that and they were just as cunty

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

already tried that and they were just as cunty
Git gud.

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

Learn this: all you can ever do is the next right thing during the very moment you are in. So long as you live by this you will be absolved of guilt, shame and regret and likely become successful.

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

I had sex with a 26 year old virgin, so it could happen (inb4 Tits or gtfo)

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

already tried and it didn't work

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

was it good? did he told you or you figured it yourself?

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

How do I get a job?