/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=u3NJf9GtvCw edition

nah, that was him being ironic

Rorkey boy
Porky boy
Eating his fry up in his cum stained underwear whilst reading the Sun for his political opinions boy

Shan't be using this thread. You need a man of ideals and moral integrity. You won't find that with Hao Ling or whatever his bloody name is.

now then ladies

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cara

These hours the threads are pretty much identical
Usually someone starts to spam communist stuff or attack every poster with idpol "socialist youth" nonsense until one idiot freaks out and the whole thread collapses into bickering

actual new

stop enabling these early thread leftypol morons lads

REAL NEW

But that thread was also posted early

comrade, will hammer and sickle fly over big ben?

That's my dream.

gays

this thread was posted first

In memory of our ancestors

This thread was posted first

Hold tight the original leftists of brit

Make a new

real new

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>great-great-grandfather is a landowner in Austria-Hungary
>great-grandfather wants to be a sailor, moves to UK and joins the merchant marine
>eventually becomes a British subject, remains in merchant service throughout WW1
>returns to family estate after war upon learning his father died
>the estate is in Poland now
>adopts Polish citizenship and settles in the estate with family
>WW2 starts, area where family lives annexed by Germany
>great-grandfather and grandfather get German citizenship by the end of October 1939
>war ends, Commies take over
>estate nationalised, bummer
>grandfather shrugs and joins communist party
>becomes mid-to-high level communist functionary, doing trade deals with East Germany
>family very prosperous by commie Poland standards
>communism falls
>dad starts successful business in the 90s with help from his father and his connections
>also sues state for the nationalised property, wins some compensation (the former estate houses a school now)
>Polish taxpayer gives me a scholarship and pays for my BSc back in Poland in full
>EU taxpayer gives me a scholarship and pays for for my MSc in the UK in full
>do PhD in UK funded in full via EU research grant
>I get UK citizenship in April last year
>vote for Brexit two months later

Please rate.

no idea whats going on right now

hmm

The banter on this Janny

ah
he is here

L-lads?

Did you survive the great brit purge of 7:20pm?

Posting to see if I did

did jans rly have to kill some of them we were having a conversation

t. asked if i spoke english guy in fulham

The unpaid one approaches

CUSTODIAN

HE TOILS AND TOILS YET RECEIVES NO COMPENSATION FOR HIS EFFORTS

Mate showed me nudes of his 8/10 exgf and I felt guilty for looking at them

Janny is a madman on a mission

Alright mates. Gonna work on getting my first part-time job. Wish me luck lads.

Best of British luck mate.

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18+ site mate

>7:20 PM
It's literally 12:23 in the afternoon you nonce

honestly would rather converse with a chinaman than a yank

made a non-/brit/ thread and jan man deleted it :(

neat

I'm 25

as I learnt how to use semicolons correct, I'm going to try my damnedest to use them at every possible opportunity.

You don't speak Mandarin Gerald.

didn't have a proper job until i was 22

Enjoy the next 50 years of toil.

how amusing I knew a yank called gerard who lived with mandarians and hated them lol

oh

restart router

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TOIL ON THE MORROW

I REPEAT

TOIL ON THE MORROW

would absolutely screech if they rangebanned brit ips unless you had a pass

is that Poland?

why would you post this picture? im an ugly loser and even I know many girls more attractive than her who aren't attractive either

Fuck my life, can't say that girl

Don't tell me you can save that shit

All she want is payback for the way I always play that shit

You ain't getting nothing, now I'm saying

Don't tell me you is

Nothin' like them other motherfuckers

I can make you rich (I can make you rich)

I can make you this, baby, I can make you that

I can take you there, but baby, you won't make it back

Growing sick of this and I don't wanna make you sad

Do I make you scared? Baby, won't you take me back?

awful at talking to women lads

HOW COULD ANYBODY HAVE YOU
HOW COULD ANYBODY HAVE YOU
HOW COULD ANYBODY HAVE YOU AND LOSE YOU
AND NOT LOSE THEIR MIND TOO

Want to sign up to the gym but I've fucked my back up and going to work everyday is only making it worse.

Send help.

very good at talking to gay boys lads

Bother me, tell me awful things

You know I love it when you do that

Helps me get through this without you

Bother me, tell me awful things

You know I love it when you move that on me

Love it when you do that on me

very good song desu.

thoughts on the album?

gobblin a knob

I WANA BE YOUR END GAME
I WANA BE YOUR FIRST STRING
I WANA BE YOUR A TEAM
I WANA BE YOUR... END GAME
BIG REPUTATION OOOOOOOOOOOO

me and the lads

hmmmmm

hi :3 x

is hiro the ultimate toilberg? he pays his diligent workers absolutely 0 compensation, the very minimum possible

s i p

best song off the album incredible performance on Graham Norton (interesting lil guitar flourishes too). Good album but not as good as strange mercy or with david byrne. you?

most of /brit/ just got a 5 day ban

lol absolute state of my facebook feed

real? is that why it's so slow lmao

new york was my favourite desu but los ageless was one of the best choruses of the year.

i was left a bit flat by it all things considered. it's a good album but akin to you it feels like a footnote in her catalogue.

>muslims
>christmas
the fuck

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intolerably grim

what's the red stuff
jam?

need to go on a romantic holiday with a lad to japan

really I didn't get much out of new york desu i mean it's decent but I expect more. Completely agree with footnote very accurate. I quite like masseducation and pills (pills feels very PC Music to me if you like them)

yeah

some of the undesirables like the niggerspammer got the ban as well though

>diversity and inclusivity

lads recommend me something nice to do in bristol tomorrow

thinking about going to the Bristol City Museum and Art Gallery for now

it's not easy being cheesy

YOUUUUUUU STAND OOOOOOOOOOOOOUT FROM THE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWD

Writing a novel about a pornstar who dies mid-shoot and revolves around how her family and friends react to that (also they didn't know she was a pornstar)

Reckon there's at least three dead white schoolgirls in that along with gallons of paki seed.

probably for the best then haha

>gif
fuck off

weston supermare
bath

sweet chilli sauce

indescribably grim

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You should call it The Last Knob

But they don't believe in Christ being the last prophet.

Have things finally calmed down, lads?

yuck

was thinking more in bristol 2bh

fuck off underage also uni started ages ago u lil scummer. Bristol is aight though loads of student shit, museum is pretty decent so is catherdal and the green but rip weather atm

writing a semi autographical novel about an awkward lonely guy falling in love with someone at the other side of the world over the internet

why what happened