What I'm going to do is put you on a 1,200 calorie, high protein, low carb diet

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

What I'm going to do is put you on a 1,200 calorie, high protein, low carb diet. You should easily be able to lose 80 pounds in the next two months. Is this something you can do, Sup Forums?

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Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

I'm 65kg at most so I'll die if i lose that much weight.

John Thompson
John Thompson

already lost 75 pounds. no more. i wanna die

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

That's not the goal I set for you, but it's close enough. I'm going to approve you for weight loss surgery. But you need to continue the diet and lose at least 30 pounds by your surgery, or I will cancel the procedure. Is this something you can do?

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Jace Cox
Jace Cox

1200 is too low for most adult males to lose weight and not end up Auschwitz lil bitch mode afterwards you stupid fuck

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

Can: yes.
Without losing limbs: no.

Also, be aware:
Too high protein intake increases the body's need to get rid of some and thus enhances protein digestion measurements. Therefore the body tends to digest muscle tissue as well. Not the good way of losing weight.

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Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

At your weight, you will die soon if you don't do this. Your body is full of food. You can last a month without food. Stop making excuses and do this if you want to live. If you don't, there is nothing we can do for you.

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Charles Young
Charles Young

Does furious masturbation burn calories?

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

Heaps.
And provides protein.
Win win.

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

guys a legend

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

so what exactly is your shtick here?

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Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

I’m only 132 pounds and 6’2” I’m not sure that’s a good idea doctor..

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

This is about you, not me. You're making excuses and avoiding the issue. I'm also going to refer you to a therapist to address the issues that are causing you to eat so much.

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Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

That’s an extreme. Even at 1200 calories of pure protein that wouldn’t occur, but rarely do the fatties in the show actually follow the diet plan until they’ve been smacked around.

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

user, lemme use english, you are a goddamn fat fuck that people mistake for a pile of clothing left on the streets. You make floors cry by walking on them and your downstairs neighbor lives in fear of their life every time you take a step. The stench that radiates from under your folds makes a landfill smell pleasant, and scientists have just discovered a new species of mushrooms in between the layers you call a gut. You're roughly the same size of a young killer whale and the shape of a blobfish brought to the surface. Forget calorie deficit, you could go without eating for a year and still be considered obese.
In summary, user, there are pigs fattened for slaughter with a lower BMI than you, and when you die from cardiac arrest the damn fire department will need to take out walls to get your body to the crematory. Lose some weight, tubby.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

But Doc, when I look in the mirror all I see is the image of a GREEK GOD looking back at me. I'm swole, I'm fit, I've got a three inch prick from the 'roids but so what? So does every other guy out there. What I need is proper help to GAIN weight, not lose it. I need to bulk, Doc. You've got a pill for that?

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Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

provided i ingest the semen... interesting

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

Cool, guess I'll go about living my life weighing 45 lbs.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

Is anyone else reading these in his voice

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

I agree to your conditions, but I’m going to eat 6,000 calories a day and come back even heavier. Ok?

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

If you continue with your eating habits, you will die in probably only a few months. It's important to follow the diet so I can approve you for weight loss surgery. Is this something you can do?

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Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

this kind of roleplay is like visual asmr to me
also i'm still overweight bmi so i need to lose weight, i wish i had a dietician
or i can just sttaaarve

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

1400 is pretty much starvation, I wouldn't go below 1600 + a very mild cardio & weight lifting routine with an obligatory daily vitamin. max safe weight loss per week is only about 3lbs, most you can lose in that time and not be in constant fear of dying is around 29 (3 in the first week + 5 lbs of retained water weight)

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

youtube.com/watch?v=JznbxXQFvMQ#t=0m57s

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

No bitch

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

800 is starving. You're just making excuses.

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

jokes on you i've only been drinking the past few days, 200 calories maybe at most

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

You gotta step your game up bruh

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

Then I'm sorry, there is nothing else we can do for you. We have tried everything, and you have refused to cooperate. I'm sorry, but goodbye.

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Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

yeah i need to go only water

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

Delicious and Nutritious!

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

why not go even further
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

I mean, im already cutting and im on a 1700 calorie diet plus 3 times a week gym. Already dropped 8 pounds might drop another few then go to maintenance calorie level for the summer before next bulk in the fall. Looseing weights easy. Just eat fish.

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

No pls doc help me. I've tried everything except change my diet and excercise habits

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

see

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

what is high protein? only fish?

William Johnson
William Johnson

I'm 225, but 6'2". 80lbs would put me in the 145 range, which is skeletal, If I could even go that low. 155 was pretty unhealthy for me. I can't imagine 145. At 225 I'm at 15 percent body fat, which means i could stand to trim some of that down. But 1200 calories is far too low. 2400 is pretty much fasting for me.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

No, I mean you should drink more. My bad, wasn't clear on that

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

see

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Fuck off ya dick before i break it

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

Doc, I'm legit obese. I've already fucked off of soda and creamer for my coffee. What is another thing I could cut out?

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

I’m water fasting so fuck all y’all

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

Then I'm going to give you two more months. With the 1,200 calorie a day diet I have given you, you should easily be able to lose 60 pounds. If you cannot follow the diet, then there is nothing more I can do for you. Do you understand this is your last chance?

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Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

Yes. I love dr now

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

no

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

Carbs

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

But I'm afraid I'll get malnourished

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

No but think 25 would be possible. Im not 600 plus

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

Every day I wake up I'm depressed I'm still alive.

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Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

fuck no

Don't be a faggot Sup Forums start Fasting. One meal every 72 hours

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

You're in denial. Look at you. Your body is almost entirely full of food. You are not going to starve. Your heart, your internal organs are about to die soon because of your eating habits. Malnourishment is the least of your problems.

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Robert Butler
Robert Butler

Do you look malnourished? You have eaten 800 pounds of food in you!

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

Hello! How y'all doing?

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

How much should I lose this munt?