Sup Forumstards in relationships

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Sup Forumstards in relationships: how did you meet your gf/wife/trap?

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Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

Church group

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

nightclub

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

Rehab

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

BONAROO!!!!

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

School

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

I don’t, I just steal their nudes :(

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

iFunny

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

Brother's shop

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

PornHub

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

out of nowhere in the middle of a party we make fun of the same fag in tight pants

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

If you're single and looking to meet a girl the lack of dating apps mentioned should be an important discovery

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

pokemon forum

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

Please elaborate

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Like this

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Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

She was dating one ofy best friends at the time.
First time I meet her was at another friend birthday party and I was there with my gf.
My friends gf asked me to dance and there were just something about her, then she kissed me and that was that. I feel for her so hard that day but it took us over 5 years after that to understand that we where in love for real. We both broke up with our previous and have now been together for 7 years. I love her with all my heart.

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

At the bar. She's a depressant who drinks too much though. Kinda buyers remorse.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

Work. She was dating a chick for the last 3 years . i come along like a fucking boss and sweep her off her feet. Give her the d. And turn her into a freak in the sheets. She was 20 i was 35. Got married last year. Im still a fat neckbeard and she is still pic related

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Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

Messaged her, we talked for a bit, added me on Snapchat. She wasn't posting on either or anything, just had the account to watch videos I guess

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

Wow gonna need some advice my guy
I need to impregnate a 18-25 year old tall blonde woman and am totally inept at dating

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

Give more info. Are you already dating?

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

Triathlon club in college. We've been together since '08 and have a 14 month old.

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

I enjoyed sleeping with her. Was nice that she let me do it without a condom.

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

Work. Been happy every since. Best fuck I've had too. She's super kinky

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Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

Hahaha! fucking a nigger is like the lowest of the low. Hope you didn't overpay faggot!

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

Nice and tight. Good job user.

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

And then you wonder why women don't like you

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

women
nigger
Pick one

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

Yeah man. I consider myself lucky

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Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

Sup Forumstards in relationships!!!!!!!!!!????????????/
that is a paradox ?????????
an impossibility ?????????
is this some sort of christian magic???????????

William Walker
William Walker

Some of us get to pick. Others just masturbate. Also, pretty sure she's Latina but you wouldn't know how to differentiate women anyway

Nolan James
Nolan James

Is that because she hasn't stolen all your stuff yet?

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

me and my now ex wife where catfishing each other on MySpace .
remember MySpace?
she is a lesbian now

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

No. That is a nigger. 100% chimp.

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

What kind of beta cuck gets their stuff stolen?

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

Now that's the diversity the past glory of this board was founded on

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

100% virgin lol

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

raped her in a dark alley, put my seed init
her parents learned out
they are super traditional
forced her to marry me
smh ezan intensifies
been raping her ever since

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

The same kind that has to resort to fucking niggers. Probably taking care of her other eight kids too! Hahaha!

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

No not dating anyone now
I'm 24, white, 5'9, kind of skinny, moderately attractive/average face

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Stay inside behind the laptop. The real world is too much for you.

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

RULE 30
there are no girls on the internet

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Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

he fell for it

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

was TA, she came to my help sections all the time, asked her out at end of semester

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Hahahaha! I didn't hear a denial! Dating sine 08 but kid just came in 18? Hahaha!
Sounds like her oldest chimp spawn was 8 when you got together and now that she is 18 she got pregnant to make sure she has the gibmes for another 18 years!
Get cucked traitor!

Nolan White
Nolan White

With those I wonder what kind of past she has though

Nice ass too; said she's kinky
Does that include anal ?

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

grug see smoothface
grug like smoothface
grug like soft meat on smoothface chest
grug hit smoothface with club
grug drag smoothface back to grug cave
grug lay with smoothface
smoothface now grugs smoothface

Aiden King
Aiden King

I'll take advice whereever I can get it

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

please get these christians off this eastern orthodox scientologist server thx

also at a church youth group, dated for 4 years, broke up like 2 yrs ago now she smokes meth

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Are... Are you okay? Has your soy run dry? No kids. Saying dating steady 6 years. Just bought a house. I know you won't believe that because Reddit tells you we can't be true but unlike your diet, there's actually substance to what I have. Perform Coitus

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Sup Forums Sup Forums

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Justin Parker
Justin Parker

salam, brother

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

you know the user was 100% larping, right?

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

She does to anal. I was her first and she's into it. That was 5 years ago. We just bought a house so it's going good. My only advice, as much as this may sound cliche, just think about more than just yourself. Being self aware goes further than being physically attractive

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Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

salam my fellow muslim jihadist brother
do you rape your children as well?

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

Was this in the 90’s?

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

i just met this girl on this dating app for ppl who like sandwiches, i like mine with extra mayonnaise, we have not had sex yet but she says im in for a big surprise.
i think that sandwich dating app is called grinder like the sandwich

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

Lol nope all true have 2 kids and a dog
Living the dream

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Joshua Price
Joshua Price

n-no! im not making it up!
y-you guys believe me right??
g-guys?

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Instagram

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

Cant forget doggo

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Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

even in his larps he gets girls

I can't even do that

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

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Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

thinks anyone believes the larp
thanks anyone cares

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

oh i get it, pic is of your gf, she looks ruff

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

So rough

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Eli Moore
Eli Moore

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Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

animedakimakurapillow.com/

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

Camping trip with friends

Isaac Murphy
Isaac Murphy

Thanks for the advice Sup Forumsrother but I'm gonna remain a loner for a few more years I think the way things are going

But being selfless is already the ideal by default with people in general for me anyway

Hope she won't bleed you of half your assets in the future

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

realdoll.com/

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

would immediately kick her out of my house the instant i saw those weird slanted "nipples"

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

i just came looking at your gf,
wtf is with her nipples

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

Through a friends gf

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

High school

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Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

Once a cheater, always a cheater

It takes a certain lack of something to do someone dirty who holds you so dear

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

She has innies lol. They come out just like normal when she gets turned on . it does give her a nipple fetish and its a small price to pay being the fat old neckbeard i am but hey you do you bro

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Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

Run.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

High school sweethearts

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Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

Wife
And see

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

proud of u bro

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

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Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

i just met her at Yaoi con
i cant what to see her naked
i still dont know what a Yaoi is

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

Lies

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

let me guess, i dont know her, she lives in candida

William Johnson
William Johnson

no we live in minnisota. Or south canada as she calls it

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Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

Larp: The Thread

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

my 2nt wife at divorce court

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Nope but its not all great. She is super jealous .. Seriously... Like im a stay at home dad and she works nights so she can be home all day. But i do get sex on demand. So its not all bad

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

minnisota
ya right what part?
<right click save as>

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

Montevideo

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

I met her in Agra, India.
Both from US
Both from Montana.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

We moved from texas to this hellscape last year because the last of her family loves here. I love snow dont get me wrong but fuck man not 4 solid months of this shit and the next 2 day its gonna suck

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

Selling Heroin.

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Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Zip code: 56265
Area code: 320

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

She was the slutty friend of my gf before her. When we were in the club together and my gf didn't want to dance we went to a dancefloor together and she tried to make out, touched my dick and grinded on me. Because it was so easy and because of her 9/10 body we started being fwb when I broke up with my gf.

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Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

Well my area code is 405. But yeah thats the right zip

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

Dogs are useless and stupid.

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

supforums.com/thread/818709064/miscellaneous

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

Naw he is a good guard dog... If only this town had crime... And my girls love him so he is worth it

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Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

Ok? She posts on here too ya know lol

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

Still a pet dog. It shits, it needs food and movement, it smells like dog and it is useless. Also it can bite me.

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Shits-teaching my girls responsibilities are a part of life. At least he doesnt shit inside
Food-yeah but im not poor
Movement- yeah but jist buy a big house lile me
Smells like dog- not if he gets groomed once a month like he does
Bite you- well yeah thats kinda his job. But he is well trained ... Mostly because its all i have to do all day lol

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

I believe you are a good dog owner.
Most people here are not. They don't clean up their dogs shit, which is disgusting and they don't train them well so they bark at me or ran after me when I cycle, which canbe dangerous. And worst of all is they don't even need this creature they can't take responsibility for.

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

The girl in the pic was from a Latinas thread here this morning

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

Ill agree to that. It's a lot of work everyday but ...well what else am i gonna do lol

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Met in school for X-Ray. Now we are both techs and live together.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

Yeah I was in that thread. I post my Gf all the time

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

Classy. You get tar or powder

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

Wholesome

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

/soc/ (2019-current)
Whisper (2018)
OkCupid (2017)
Sup Forums (2012-16)
AOL (1998-2010)
School (1996-98)
Friends (1995-96)

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Current gf, tinder. We messaged a while, then kinda stopped, then I messaged her later basically saying "hey you wanna fuck," she never replied, then a couple months later she messabed me saying "hey you wanna fuck," and we did, and we kept doing it and she's cool to hang out with so it's all good

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

Ok lets see a pic you took not some selfie...maybe a family pic. Im sure you have more than just nudes from a chick you have been with for a decade

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

Super jealous is usually indicative of guilt.. my ex was always saying I was cheating while she was the one still in contact with her ex... I don't know exactly but when shot got suss I abandoned all feeling for her while lying to her face just so I could fuck her senseless whenever I wanted... she was the closest thing to a duck doll in human form I can think of... she did NOTHING but say on her ass watching movies, shows, gaming.. I did everything short of wiping her ass for her... and we were both nymphs, so even mad at me I could get my fuk

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Her job before she was jobless was very physically exerting, so she was tight.. but she started to slip and then the abortion was where I really weighed the options and kicked her out... holy fucking pregger titties though... like she had an amazing ass and big tits for a petite girl.. but holy fuck me those pregger knockers.. will wait a while before I post because I may want some fuk and not sure if done with her yet.. her tats are obvious and one of her degen roommates might be lurking

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

GF
TINDER
pick one.

Girls on tinder are like outfielders; steady catchin' all the balls

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

Gay

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

Facebook, talked for a while, apparently she was more into me that I was into her when I added her (I was her first foreigner contact, so I left a pretty deep impression on her apparently), so it probably helped since I'm retarded.
It's been more than 1y now, it's great been great so far

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Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

OkCupid, been together 5 years now

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

PoF oddly enough. It's embarrassing but, it worked.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

I mean I can't really be mad about her hoeing around when that's the only reason I hit it to begin with. I'm not really trying to marry the girl, but if we're fucking and smoking and watching movies and shit we might as well call it what it is.

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

really? is she fat?

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

A man has a penis and woman has vagina. I smell vagina from far and and move like dog. We make sex. Now bored. Want new woman soon.

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

I think it has to do with us first hooking up and she cheated on her ex with me . and she is so paranoid ill do the same to her.
But hey i get to be a fat neckbeard and hang out with my kids all day and im never more than a few hours from a sweet blowjob or ass or whatever i feel like. So pros and cons i guess

William Parker
William Parker

You dumb fuck.

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

Please help with advise

Jordan King
Jordan King

I know this myself. Too cute to leave but bad idea

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

Through a groupchat with a bunch of school friends, so far its the best one I've been in

Colton Clark
Colton Clark

Summer camp. First gf, somehow still dating.

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

You wish, fag.

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

No you are definitely gay

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

Stop trying to flirt with me.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

I can second this.. I walk my dog off each downtown though.. he is the goodest boi and he makes everyone happy.

I don't need him, but he is definitely one of my best friends

I grew up on dog whisperer, and always loved dogs... most owners of animals in general are shit and don't understand it's a wild beast: not a child

That being said they are the best animal to own, being they can do shit for you, even if not trained for specific tasks, they are pretty empathetic; my boy always knows when I'm down... also all other animals bask in their piss and shit, and if out of cage/glass like a cat... they rub their shitpiss everywhere

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

Lol how am I dumb.. i had pussy on retainer, and this girl looks like a literal pornstar lmao

When you're having sex upwards of 50times a week+ for 8months... it was bound to happen.. we were both on the same mindset with not having kids.. the only thing I'd change would be putting her on the pill, but she drinks too much to want to afford it and she even said herself she would forget to take it

I take it you don't get laid very often?

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

That's my mentality.. depending on a few factors... if I'm trying to wife her, then if I get even a hint of a scent I cut her off, but if I'm just trying to get sumfuk, I keep her around for a bit of abuse... then I kick them.
Tbh it's kind of hatefucking and I just go soft if I think a chick has been hoeing... I personally don't think I'll keep loose girls around anymore kuz man; I love eating pussy.. last thing you want is to come up from her box with a mouth full of goop

I actually had nightmares of cumming inside her... wet nightmares ffs

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

Wasn't even me, but glad someone else can easily see through your gay voodoo

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

Holy fuck are you really so retarded?
Stop the larp faggot

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

At a rave party. High on MDMA. Knew her for about five minutes when me and my friend shared her. Got her number, started datin, together for 2 yrs now.

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

I think i fucked that chick right before you

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Haha probably, she used to be quite easy to get

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

used to
Ok there mr delusional

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

Lol whatever

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

What the fuck lol.. I guess you're jealous of a debilitating relationship that had the minor benefit of unbridled sex?

You needa cop some puss

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

all women are cheaters!!!!
literally never dated anyone
how about you lose your virginity first, and then you can pass around your hot takes on relationships

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

On Sup Forums. She was a secret thread poster

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

To be fair.. women being whores is kind of the theme of modern dating

That being said; I attract whores

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

As if traps exist irl

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

there are both men and women who fuck around with many partners (something i find disgusting, just to be clear), that doesn't mean women are more likely to cheat than men, let alone that all women cheat. surveys show men are still more likely to cheat

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

I sing in a band that’s pretty well known in my city. We started doing a cover set once a month at a popping bar for really good pay and she was a bartender there. She was always front and center singing along with me even though her boyfriend was also a bartender there. It was obvious how interested in me she was and it made me uncomfortable around her much larger boyfriend yet he was cool with her advances. And that’s just the beginning.

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

what's your band's name

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

Men are the only ones who will admit to cheating once caught redhanded*

Regardless, both cheat; chivalry, wholesome relationships and common decency is simply deteriorating

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

I knew someone like that, whats her name Sup Forumsro

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

I met mine online and I have a massive Asian fetish. She loves white cock so it was a good match

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

why she got whack nipples

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

Work

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

being a teenager in the right place at the right time