Sup Forumstards in relationships: how did you meet your gf/wife/trap?
Sup Forumstards in relationships
I don’t, I just steal their nudes :(
out of nowhere in the middle of a party we make fun of the same fag in tight pants
If you're single and looking to meet a girl the lack of dating apps mentioned should be an important discovery
She was dating one ofy best friends at the time.
First time I meet her was at another friend birthday party and I was there with my gf.
My friends gf asked me to dance and there were just something about her, then she kissed me and that was that. I feel for her so hard that day but it took us over 5 years after that to understand that we where in love for real. We both broke up with our previous and have now been together for 7 years. I love her with all my heart.
At the bar. She's a depressant who drinks too much though. Kinda buyers remorse.
Work. She was dating a chick for the last 3 years . i come along like a fucking boss and sweep her off her feet. Give her the d. And turn her into a freak in the sheets. She was 20 i was 35. Got married last year. Im still a fat neckbeard and she is still pic related
Messaged her, we talked for a bit, added me on Snapchat. She wasn't posting on either or anything, just had the account to watch videos I guess
Wow gonna need some advice my guy
I need to impregnate a 18-25 year old tall blonde woman and am totally inept at dating
Give more info. Are you already dating?
Triathlon club in college. We've been together since '08 and have a 14 month old.
I enjoyed sleeping with her. Was nice that she let me do it without a condom.
Work. Been happy every since. Best fuck I've had too. She's super kinky
Hahaha! fucking a nigger is like the lowest of the low. Hope you didn't overpay faggot!
Nice and tight. Good job user.
And then you wonder why women don't like you
Yeah man. I consider myself lucky
Sup Forumstards in relationships!!!!!!!!!!????????????/
that is a paradox ?????????
an impossibility ?????????
is this some sort of christian magic???????????
Some of us get to pick. Others just masturbate. Also, pretty sure she's Latina but you wouldn't know how to differentiate women anyway
Is that because she hasn't stolen all your stuff yet?
me and my now ex wife where catfishing each other on MySpace .
she is a lesbian now
No. That is a nigger. 100% chimp.
What kind of beta cuck gets their stuff stolen?
Now that's the diversity the past glory of this board was founded on
100% virgin lol
raped her in a dark alley, put my seed init
her parents learned out
they are super traditional
forced her to marry me
smh ezan intensifies
been raping her ever since
The same kind that has to resort to fucking niggers. Probably taking care of her other eight kids too! Hahaha!
No not dating anyone now
I'm 24, white, 5'9, kind of skinny, moderately attractive/average face
Stay inside behind the laptop. The real world is too much for you.
there are no girls on the internet
he fell for it
was TA, she came to my help sections all the time, asked her out at end of semester
Hahahaha! I didn't hear a denial! Dating sine 08 but kid just came in 18? Hahaha!
Sounds like her oldest chimp spawn was 8 when you got together and now that she is 18 she got pregnant to make sure she has the gibmes for another 18 years!
Get cucked traitor!
With those I wonder what kind of past she has though
Nice ass too; said she's kinky
Does that include anal ?
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I'll take advice whereever I can get it
please get these christians off this eastern orthodox scientologist server thx
also at a church youth group, dated for 4 years, broke up like 2 yrs ago now she smokes meth
Are... Are you okay? Has your soy run dry? No kids. Saying dating steady 6 years. Just bought a house. I know you won't believe that because Reddit tells you we can't be true but unlike your diet, there's actually substance to what I have. Perform Coitus
Sup Forums Sup Forums
you know the user was 100% larping, right?
She does to anal. I was her first and she's into it. That was 5 years ago. We just bought a house so it's going good. My only advice, as much as this may sound cliche, just think about more than just yourself. Being self aware goes further than being physically attractive
salam my fellow muslim jihadist brother
do you rape your children as well?
Was this in the 90’s?
i just met this girl on this dating app for ppl who like sandwiches, i like mine with extra mayonnaise, we have not had sex yet but she says im in for a big surprise.
i think that sandwich dating app is called grinder like the sandwich
Lol nope all true have 2 kids and a dog
Living the dream
n-no! im not making it up!
y-you guys believe me right??
Cant forget doggo
even in his larps he gets girls
I can't even do that
thinks anyone believes the larp
thanks anyone cares
oh i get it, pic is of your gf, she looks ruff
Camping trip with friends
Thanks for the advice Sup Forumsrother but I'm gonna remain a loner for a few more years I think the way things are going
But being selfless is already the ideal by default with people in general for me anyway
Hope she won't bleed you of half your assets in the future
would immediately kick her out of my house the instant i saw those weird slanted "nipples"
i just came looking at your gf,
wtf is with her nipples
Through a friends gf
Once a cheater, always a cheater
It takes a certain lack of something to do someone dirty who holds you so dear
She has innies lol. They come out just like normal when she gets turned on . it does give her a nipple fetish and its a small price to pay being the fat old neckbeard i am but hey you do you bro
High school sweethearts
proud of u bro
i just met her at Yaoi con
i cant what to see her naked
i still dont know what a Yaoi is
let me guess, i dont know her, she lives in candida
no we live in minnisota. Or south canada as she calls it
Larp: The Thread
my 2nt wife at divorce court
Nope but its not all great. She is super jealous .. Seriously... Like im a stay at home dad and she works nights so she can be home all day. But i do get sex on demand. So its not all bad
ya right what part?
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I met her in Agra, India.
Both from US
Both from Montana.
We moved from texas to this hellscape last year because the last of her family loves here. I love snow dont get me wrong but fuck man not 4 solid months of this shit and the next 2 day its gonna suck
Zip code: 56265
Area code: 320
She was the slutty friend of my gf before her. When we were in the club together and my gf didn't want to dance we went to a dancefloor together and she tried to make out, touched my dick and grinded on me. Because it was so easy and because of her 9/10 body we started being fwb when I broke up with my gf.
Well my area code is 405. But yeah thats the right zip
Dogs are useless and stupid.
Naw he is a good guard dog... If only this town had crime... And my girls love him so he is worth it
Ok? She posts on here too ya know lol
Still a pet dog. It shits, it needs food and movement, it smells like dog and it is useless. Also it can bite me.
Shits-teaching my girls responsibilities are a part of life. At least he doesnt shit inside
Food-yeah but im not poor
Movement- yeah but jist buy a big house lile me
Smells like dog- not if he gets groomed once a month like he does
Bite you- well yeah thats kinda his job. But he is well trained ... Mostly because its all i have to do all day lol
I believe you are a good dog owner.
Most people here are not. They don't clean up their dogs shit, which is disgusting and they don't train them well so they bark at me or ran after me when I cycle, which canbe dangerous. And worst of all is they don't even need this creature they can't take responsibility for.
The girl in the pic was from a Latinas thread here this morning
Ill agree to that. It's a lot of work everyday but ...well what else am i gonna do lol
Met in school for X-Ray. Now we are both techs and live together.
Yeah I was in that thread. I post my Gf all the time
Classy. You get tar or powder
Sup Forums (2012-16)
Current gf, tinder. We messaged a while, then kinda stopped, then I messaged her later basically saying "hey you wanna fuck," she never replied, then a couple months later she messabed me saying "hey you wanna fuck," and we did, and we kept doing it and she's cool to hang out with so it's all good
Ok lets see a pic you took not some selfie...maybe a family pic. Im sure you have more than just nudes from a chick you have been with for a decade
Super jealous is usually indicative of guilt.. my ex was always saying I was cheating while she was the one still in contact with her ex... I don't know exactly but when shot got suss I abandoned all feeling for her while lying to her face just so I could fuck her senseless whenever I wanted... she was the closest thing to a duck doll in human form I can think of... she did NOTHING but say on her ass watching movies, shows, gaming.. I did everything short of wiping her ass for her... and we were both nymphs, so even mad at me I could get my fuk
Her job before she was jobless was very physically exerting, so she was tight.. but she started to slip and then the abortion was where I really weighed the options and kicked her out... holy fucking pregger titties though... like she had an amazing ass and big tits for a petite girl.. but holy fuck me those pregger knockers.. will wait a while before I post because I may want some fuk and not sure if done with her yet.. her tats are obvious and one of her degen roommates might be lurking
Girls on tinder are like outfielders; steady catchin' all the balls
Facebook, talked for a while, apparently she was more into me that I was into her when I added her (I was her first foreigner contact, so I left a pretty deep impression on her apparently), so it probably helped since I'm retarded.
It's been more than 1y now, it's great been great so far
OkCupid, been together 5 years now
PoF oddly enough. It's embarrassing but, it worked.
I mean I can't really be mad about her hoeing around when that's the only reason I hit it to begin with. I'm not really trying to marry the girl, but if we're fucking and smoking and watching movies and shit we might as well call it what it is.
really? is she fat?
A man has a penis and woman has vagina. I smell vagina from far and and move like dog. We make sex. Now bored. Want new woman soon.
I think it has to do with us first hooking up and she cheated on her ex with me . and she is so paranoid ill do the same to her.
But hey i get to be a fat neckbeard and hang out with my kids all day and im never more than a few hours from a sweet blowjob or ass or whatever i feel like. So pros and cons i guess
You dumb fuck.
Please help with advise
I know this myself. Too cute to leave but bad idea
Through a groupchat with a bunch of school friends, so far its the best one I've been in
Summer camp. First gf, somehow still dating.
You wish, fag.
No you are definitely gay
Stop trying to flirt with me.
I can second this.. I walk my dog off each downtown though.. he is the goodest boi and he makes everyone happy.
I don't need him, but he is definitely one of my best friends
I grew up on dog whisperer, and always loved dogs... most owners of animals in general are shit and don't understand it's a wild beast: not a child
That being said they are the best animal to own, being they can do shit for you, even if not trained for specific tasks, they are pretty empathetic; my boy always knows when I'm down... also all other animals bask in their piss and shit, and if out of cage/glass like a cat... they rub their shitpiss everywhere
Lol how am I dumb.. i had pussy on retainer, and this girl looks like a literal pornstar lmao
When you're having sex upwards of 50times a week+ for 8months... it was bound to happen.. we were both on the same mindset with not having kids.. the only thing I'd change would be putting her on the pill, but she drinks too much to want to afford it and she even said herself she would forget to take it
I take it you don't get laid very often?
That's my mentality.. depending on a few factors... if I'm trying to wife her, then if I get even a hint of a scent I cut her off, but if I'm just trying to get sumfuk, I keep her around for a bit of abuse... then I kick them.
Tbh it's kind of hatefucking and I just go soft if I think a chick has been hoeing... I personally don't think I'll keep loose girls around anymore kuz man; I love eating pussy.. last thing you want is to come up from her box with a mouth full of goop
I actually had nightmares of cumming inside her... wet nightmares ffs
Wasn't even me, but glad someone else can easily see through your gay voodoo
Holy fuck are you really so retarded?
Stop the larp faggot
At a rave party. High on MDMA. Knew her for about five minutes when me and my friend shared her. Got her number, started datin, together for 2 yrs now.
I think i fucked that chick right before you
Haha probably, she used to be quite easy to get
Ok there mr delusional
What the fuck lol.. I guess you're jealous of a debilitating relationship that had the minor benefit of unbridled sex?
You needa cop some puss
all women are cheaters!!!!
literally never dated anyone
how about you lose your virginity first, and then you can pass around your hot takes on relationships
On Sup Forums. She was a secret thread poster
To be fair.. women being whores is kind of the theme of modern dating
That being said; I attract whores
As if traps exist irl
there are both men and women who fuck around with many partners (something i find disgusting, just to be clear), that doesn't mean women are more likely to cheat than men, let alone that all women cheat. surveys show men are still more likely to cheat
I sing in a band that’s pretty well known in my city. We started doing a cover set once a month at a popping bar for really good pay and she was a bartender there. She was always front and center singing along with me even though her boyfriend was also a bartender there. It was obvious how interested in me she was and it made me uncomfortable around her much larger boyfriend yet he was cool with her advances. And that’s just the beginning.
what's your band's name
Men are the only ones who will admit to cheating once caught redhanded*
Regardless, both cheat; chivalry, wholesome relationships and common decency is simply deteriorating
I knew someone like that, whats her name Sup Forumsro
I met mine online and I have a massive Asian fetish. She loves white cock so it was a good match
why she got whack nipples
being a teenager in the right place at the right time