Got a girl solidly passed out on my couch in my apartment, wat should I do to her anons?
Got a girl solidly passed out on my couch in my apartment, wat should I do to...
Pic. Timestamp or gtfo
Put a blanket over her to keep her warm
Let her sleep nicely
Give her coffee tomorrow morning
Enjoy wholesome morning with frend :3
Shave some of her head obviously
Make her a bowl of eggs and don't let her leave until she eats them
Seems to be the best idea
Tonguepunch her fartbox
Some gay comments on this thread
Let's see the tits / ass
if singles, rape
if odds, shit on face
don't forget to force feed her the eggs if you have to.
she has to have eggs
Let's see dem feets
Let’s see the titties
rape her. how is that even a question
Get her nude
what you should do from here depends on how she got there in the first place.
pic of her tits with story?
shave one of her eyebrows and/or give her a sharpie hitler moustache
Want to rape not sure wat to do, not very imaginative and tbh thought crowd sourcing sleep assault ideas was good
Shit on her face.
From my old highschool, came to buy drugs, got too high, safely unconcious
Fuck her and bust inside
she your friend, couchsurfer, or what?
Relax boys. We got all night
First, get better shot and lighting for god sake OP
that is a great fucking story. Are you the drug dealer or the friend goes with?
her tits are fucking nice
Rape answers are obvious troll bud.
You'd be a fucking tard to think about it seriously.
Get fully her naked.Get cord/rope tie hands down. Jic. Proceed to fuck her butthole. Pix of butthole now lol
Shes a you lady who just got into drugs, clean, healthy, not a friend, I sell things of sorts
cute, she came ready to play
She shaved. It’s a go
Gonna put my cock in and see if she wakes up, cant wait anymore
Wmv Sup Forumsro
Wait, for real?
piece of shit
Im pretty scared you Sup Forumsros are gonna get me caught, hence why no vid of face of girl
wake her up and feed her a bowl of eggs
tthats the spirit!
don't rape her, its not a good idea for either of you
Should I not fuck her?
Leave her alone, maybe wait for her to wake up and make her some tea, or maybe some yoghurt
been there done that
after she sobered up, she fucked me again lol
Imagine for a second the shit you're gonna get into if she wakes up, discovers anything about what you've done or suspects something went down
I recognize that. 403. You’s in trouble
Had myself a giggle to this earlier today, "..why are you doing this?!" Gets me evrytiem
Don't fucking rape her it's absolutely Stupid.
there's drugs involved, you can just frame her ass
just wake she is totally wasted and would propably even give consent
Why so many white knights?
This is stupid if you know what consent mean ffs.
Maybe she got aids too, would be very clever of you to get sick like this op.
I know your hopped on drugs.. vut I would leave her b and just get some rest... Sup Forums won't be there to give you ideas when you're facing rape charges... and you'll fuck up this girl for life
shut up faggot, op is just larping with his gf
now gtfo off my Sup Forums
What's even the point of fucking a drugged person. You could just buy a fleshlight you fag, it would be the fucking same, but without AIDS
Never get high on your own supply dweeb
You could just buy a fleshlight you fag, it would be the fucking same
Virgin detected. A cold rubber block in no way feels the same as a warm, wet, living breathing human vagina.
You better be typing this with your cock in her ass for the 3rd time.
It’s not white knighting to tell a dude not to rape some bitch.
It’s sensible. Even if you throw out the fact that rape is immoral, and unethical, it’s still totally against your best interests to engage in criminal activity that could result in your Incarceration and exile from both Any future social circles and any future gainful employment.
[Spoiler] You fucking Retard. [/Spoiler]
White knights is coming to the aid of a woman just kuz you're a betacuck that thinks you'll be rewarded with her pussy because deep down your worse than the guy shitting on her because it was always about you
We are simply against violent acts of rape, beyond the meme
Just eat her ass!!
Wow leddit must be down right now
You don't fucking think I've taken that into consideration?.. on the offshoot he is off his skull, I've seen the depravity it can take you too, so beyond who you really are
youre risking getting rape charges, having your whole famiy hate you, going to jail and traumatising some girl just to coom.
I'm 99% sure this is roleplay
my mouth is going to live inside the insides of her rectum
so shes comf in totality x xx
draw a schlong on her head
my Sup Forums
Ok little boy
You would know, Newfag.
Eh guys I got a girl I don't know on my couch better ruin this by sticking my dick in her ass uhh guys amirite
I don't care Prison if I get to coooooommmm
we reddit now. Can't even get a decent larp going.
be good and receive blessings, user
White knights out, fun started
Is she hot? Does she make you diamonds?
Give in to your primal instincts and fill her with cum.
what the fuck
obv gf lol
I'm calling bs
Nice .exif data you forgot to scrub. Glad you took that pic with a phone connected locally. Makes it real easy to get your location.
inb4 it’s just a larp bro
So hot, had to stop, almost came, and need a plan for cleanup and load position lol
Is she wet?
Are people actually believing this isn’t just a roleplay between two consenting parties?
Just treat her like a guy who passed out at your place.
Draw dicks on her face with a Sharpie
Use her credit card to get pizza
Fart in her mouth
You know, just like you would with any dude.
Lol not a phone but if you wanna dig then i can stop the pics, was about to assfuck
Obviously what is going on here. No girl would sleep through that, lol.
girl solidly passed
Oh ya stick your dick up a sleeping girls ass with no lube or warming it up/stretching it out first. Totally what is happening..
not a phone
Lmao device ID begs to differ. Date ID on File type is also formatted that way. Last chance to admit you’re full of shit :)
I thrusted pretty hard and she winced but not even close to waking
lol be alpha in prison, that's gonna be worth it
I don't know who is more retarded. Guy who said fleshlight is same as pussy or this LARP'ing faggot.
Fingering and spit for prep, i got time
No you didn't and you're dumb.
i got time
No you don't.
Good job op, you got aids now ;)
Bust on her asshole
You're not and you don't cause you're lying. You're a terrible fucking liar and even worse at role playing.
Last chance or what? Youre gonna tell the cops i fucked my girlfriend while she was consenting? Sleep larper wins the internet guess awards, not a phone either goon lol
Sup Forums used to be cool, now you cant even fuck a bitch on here without reddit karma coming at you
Haha haha Faggot.
I’m glad I ruined your little Larp Thread.
Next time post something quality or don’t post at all, you nasally coomer faggot,
What more could I have done for you degenerates? She is actually unconcious fully
aren't we all unconscious?
Best idea so far. Do this one.