29 year old kissless virgin

>29 year old kissless virgin

Only one more year bro, you’ve almost made it

SOON

just pay someone. It's not that big a deal

Never understood this meme, literally got a married woman to make out with me when her husband was in the next room, this week

the crazy thing is that he could go his life without ever kissing a female because >kissing prostitutes

What if you are morally against prostitution?

25.5 here, got 4.5 years to go

Embrace the wizard powers user

buying a whore is worse than being a virgin desu

>lying on the internet

>having a username on an Anonymous website

isn't this cheating?

grow up

>be WoW nerd in highschool
>fight back, learn about pickup and redpill shit
>set up fake personality and become "cool"
>lose virginity with 20 yo
>living somewhat normie life until 23 yo
>but always with that fake personality to get accepted by other
>only works for short relationships
>had 4 gfs, some one night stands und a handful of friends
>turn 24
>first serious gf left
>drop out college
>depression and social isolation
>develop social anxiety
>discover Sup Forums
>lose all friends
>gain 40lbs
>become alcoholic
>5 years went by
>28 yo decide to fight back again
>go to gym
>lose 40 lbs
>finish college degree
>still no friends
>last time I had sex was Xmas 2011
>spend 10 hours per day on Sup Forums and vidya
>know exactly what to do to turn it around but social anxiety and lack of motivation

what do

Just buy a hooker already

It will be when it hits him the only way he can touch a female is by paying her. It's far more depressing than being a virgin

How do you become alcoholic? I mean, do you drink alone at home or what? And what do you drink? If you mean that you shitface yourself once a week in a bar, then I'm alcoholic too.

>27 y/o khv

It actually doesnt bother me, in fact it has never really bothered me.

It's ok lad, I'm having enough sex for the both of us

You get to the point where hobbies like vidya & Anime which you enjoyed as a kid/teen are only fun when you take drugs/drink alcohol

End it all

yea I drank at home alone pretty much everyday.
But I quit drinking when I decided to get in shape again. Haven't touched alcohol for 2 years only recently drank a bit in social settings

>learn about pickup and redpill shit
Does this actually work? Always thought it was kind of a meme.

that's illegal you idiot

You gotta pay them anyway. It’s just a matter of whether you want it to be a short term or long term payment

Lol

I'm scared of falling in love with one of them as I once did with a stripper

I’ve banged 22 chicks and 1 tranny and I still feel like an incel. :^(

Why?
You would remain a virgin

...

What

Evertyime I did they would ask why I don't have a gf

>first hug at 14
>first kiss at 14
>first handhold at 14
>still a virgin at 25

kek

> 1 tranny

how'd that happen

ケック

Escort

Oh my god, you people are depressing. Never change.

>Society would still view as a virgin
>You would still feel like a virgin

People that are sad about being virgins wouldn't change after a hooker or even a tinder date.
In fact some of those people do not even understand what they really are sad about. And it isn't sex.

YER A WIZARD user

did you specifically go out of your way to get a tranny? what's the benefit?

Got it. I can rape a prostitute and society will still think I didn’t have sex with that women

Wanted to try it and it’s hard to find them for free on places like okcupid/tinder. And even if you do, they aren’t passable usually.

>social anxiety
This is the bullshit holding people like you back. Everyone gets anxiety but you've allowed yourself to blow up into something that doesn't exist. My sister has done the same thing.

>land of the free

I think the society factor is the least relevant one, especially if you're introverted like everyone on this site.

Is she a virgin

I’ve seen females with robot characteristics, but they can still usually find some dude to care for them

>tfw 28 and never interact with girl since highschool

you ever think about drillin that ass??

why would the ask/care?

how was it then