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Great Bronze Edition

Bronze Medal Match:
GBR vs. JPN
Starting at 6:05 EST

Gold Medal Match:
SWE vs. Garlic Girls
Starting at 19:05 EST Sun 25

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first for redemption

love fujisawa and yumi
love eve and sloan
what do lads

qt vs qt

The Scot thots are gonna rot

For me, its Kim

nth for gg swedebros, unironically

Under 20 until its a happening

Unironically want Sweden to win gold here.

Edin didn't deserve being the skip who allowed that 5
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I think it's a disappointment for Eve to be playing for bronze again.

Meanwhile Satsuki, Chinami and friends are playing for Japans first curling medal.
Not to mention to win a curling medal for their curling obsessed little home town.
youtube.com/watch?v=8jn_rE9xwzA

If you root against Chinami you are literal trash

Way to go my sunshine.

youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q

This movie is going to be fucking incredible

>Eve v Satsuki not being the final

Utter travesty desu

That Norway loss that put them in 2-4 was brutal too. Basically handed Norway the victory after 2010 & 2014 esque Shuster misses.

>All these meme buzzwords

>tfw even if the movie was 100% accurate people would complain it was unrealistic

i agree
ideal scenario would probably be gbr win gold medal match and japan win bronze

Who do I support lads? I'm backing Japan in the Bronze because they are cute and because fuck """""Great"""" Britain, but for the final:

Don't want Worst Korea to win because they knocked out they beat the qt Japs.

Don't want Sweden to win because fuck Sw*den and because their women team getting gold while the men got silver is fuel for f*minists.

What do lads?

best island country decision match

You always root against the cheating Koreans. ALWAYS

Did everyone see the video of Sweden coming by for hugs after they beat USA (and let Japan into semis without having to do tiebreakers)
twitter.com/tatsuyan_akb48/status/966312664254197760

Apparently Japan, Sweden and Switzerland made a promise before the games to make it to semis together.

lowkey leaning for this, also swedish qts >>> plastic worst koreans

New to /curl/ I see

>Sweden didn't concede because they didn't want to look like pussies in the movie
>Hollywood will just make it so they did anyway

The movie will prob make one of the players (((diverse)))

The Swedish team are mingers m8

Why is Rachel Homan so attractive?
Seriously, I can't pinpoint why

Making an ironic Ferrell style comedy would be too easy and not do the story justice.
The movie really needs to make you appreciate the 8 years Shuster struggled.

Who are we cheering for?

For me it comes down to Eve vs Satsuki, and whose shit I would rather eat. Eve has Crohn's, so she would be getting diarrhea attacks every 2-3 hours. With liquid shit you don't get to savor all of the flavors that a girl has consumed up to the point of her release. With my knowledge of Japanese scat porn, Japanese girls shit like horses, so based off of that I would have to root for Satsuki, as her dumps would juicy and delicious.

good post
bad and strange post

Sweden and Japan

i like both japan and gb teams....

>we

Cheer for whoever you want, ya fucking leaf

SATSUKI
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FUJISAWA
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based leaf, this will be the last time i see you

Joaquin Phoenix as Shuster. Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.

Who plays Shuster? John C. Reily?

I hurt myself... today....

>Chemmy

T H I C C

>The bronze medal match is more interesting than the gold medal match

ETERNAL /eve/

VEHKEH is cute, so I'm rooting for """""""""""Great""""""""""" Britain

umm sweetie

Was their a stream of the press conference?

Is that Julian Assange?

Do any of you care about curling when it's not the olympics?

I'd appreciate that. Reily is always seen as a comedic actor despite his chops, and Shuster has been seen as a joke, despite his skill.

Hope we lose so Eve fucks off already.

yes he's back

>olympics are over
NOT NAISU

This is her time

NAISU

Curling anime when?

The movie will end with the Swedes trying this insane trick shot that has only been rumored of. The Swede does his 360 throw and misses.

Only if Japan wins

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
She'll lose now, you monster.

Never.

I watch the world championships if I have time.

Btw they've increased the spots for the world championships to 13 (one more for Asia) so now Japan, Korea and China are more or less guaranteed.
I bet curling federation is hoping for major growth in those countries, especially after Japan and Koreas performance this olympic and China having the next winter olympics.

Im gonna watch this from bed
COME ON EVE

>360

Don't you mean 361?

Just a reminder that Satsuki's team WILL NOT be at the World's next month

>jap girls using the anime voices already

godammit

>those biceps

I want to be pinned down by these curling qts!

>mfw we lose

IIYO

They probably creamed their collective jeans when Shuster hit that double for 5

/comfy/ eve is best eve

>Wearing red

Just like 1966! Curling's coming home!

>GBR won bronze in Sochi already

Not sure if I want Eve to win a 2nd one or give Japan a chance so they can "grow" the sport.

Please have a good game today Yumi

rooting for GB

i love her,bros

It's coming home lads, I can feel it

Bronze medal here she comes.

Who /suzuki/ here?

>$10M combined squids on curling/short track for possibly no medals

What a bungle. Wonder what the money could've been better spent in.

If you want an anime about curling then you support Japan.

Anyone have a link?

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Why is it called curling when most of the time they hit it straight?

Eve is fucking annoyed at these shrill high-pitched Japanese screams. Look at her facial reactions standing behind them.

Better nets to catch more squid

Calling it straighting is problematic.

Nah, she's used to listening to Anna's voice.

I take it you don't like anime or JAV then

>He doesn't see the stones curling

They only hit straight when they want to bash stones out of the way, it curls almost every shot.

>liking anime or JAV
the 2 worst genres of their respective film

Yee've goht tou goh Vehkeh!

Anna's voice is much worse desu.

>Who plays Shuster?

John Goodman

>HARD VICKI!

Anna's voice is sexy

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>Not liking JAV

I love the way Satsuki shouts YEP, YEP, YEP

JUST VICKI
YA NEED TA FINISH IT VICKI