You are voldemort, how do you kill this meddling kid?

if you really really can't get through that plot armor how would you go about at least making sure he at least stays a cripple etc?

how did your plans go so wrong?

I attack him at the end of every school year he'll never see it coming. Preferably post exams I'm not a monster.

Hire muggles to shoot him at his home with a shotgun.

its in britain, so just relax and wait till some shitskin bombs, knives, shoots him or what ever way of cultural enrichment will happen

this, or just do it myself. No dumle to save him and they arent even allowed to use magic outside of school until theyre 17.

Your thinking of France In Britain he either gets raped by the local Mosque, or run over by a car.

i shoot his fucking head off with a gun

Send photos and a address to a pedophile

>No!

Depending on the book / movie Voldermort isn't trying to kill Harry Pottter. What's more he actually can't thanks to dull writing which makes Harry immune thanks to Lily's love.

There are genuine plot holes but this isn't one of them.

I wouldn't do anything to Harry. Neville is the one that has to die

this is why i hate these movies. if the whole plot revolves around killing this kid.. why is it so hard?

>can't thanks to dull writing which makes Harry immune thanks to Lily's love.
Only against magic.

There has been more terrorist attacks by shitskins in USA than in the UK. If it wasn't for the fucking Paddies (which you could claim as shitskins I guess) then UK would be nowhere near the top.

turn his proletarian cuck neighbourhood into a sharia ghetto.
just a matter of time with this jewish face til some pakistani cut him up.

ok but if you read the question.. if you were voldemort, how would you kill the kid?

the power of love can kill too.. r..right?

>why is it so hard?
Trust me, its harder than it looks.

Wizards have tons of gold, they can easily hire muggles to do the job.

It's going to be hard when you're trying to do it to the protagonist in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises

Could lily's love protect him from getting ran over

What was the point of Voldemort and his deatheaters anyway? Just some uber average evil antagonist?

this, people keep forgetting that Voldemort himself grew up with muggles and isnt ignorant to their ways

...

Voldemort = Hitler
Deatheaters = SS

kek

He's just an evil leader who happened to hate Muggles because he grew up in an orphanage, and was able to use his power and Purebloods existing hate of them to gain power and followers.

Plus I'm pretty sure the original Death eaters just wanted to sex Tom Riddle.

Limitations
>can't use muggles because I hate them
>can't use squibs because I hate them
>can't do shit to Harry until year 5 because I'm a talking fetus
>can't attack harry at private drive (house only)
>can't attack Hogwarts head on because of magic protection / Dumbledore
>Can't kill Harry myself because of prophecy I don't know about so got to find that first, Death Eaters fuck that up but I learn the prophecy anyway, but this takes me to Year 6

Right so I guess the smart thing to do would be to use a student at Hogwarts to sneak death eaters into the school. Draco Malfoy is the best candidate -- could crucio another student but too risky. Already tried sneaking in a death eater with polyjuice potion and that didn't work because of the prophecy fucking with all my plans

Thinking about all the magic trump cards JK put into the story to fuck with voldemort I honestly think he did the best he could.

>>can't use muggles because I hate them
Bullshit, he just wouldnt pay them but use a curse to make them go allah akbar.

Use magic to aquire nuclear launch codes. Bye bye hogwarts

Seconding this. You don't even have to do it yourself.

wizard nazis.

You got to consider the issue that Volde is a literal psycho who is pushing a magical elitist agenda -- he ain't going to trust his great master plan to a muggle.

How is it a trust thing when you can control people with a curse and make them do whatever you want?

Voldemort wouldn't take pride in using a muggle to kill Harry. He's too egotistical for that. It's the best plan to kill Harry as you subvert most of the magic bullshit -- but then the whole prophecy angle means that Harry was always fated to survive until his final confrontation with Voldemort anyway.

Intercept hegwid and replace his letters with envelopes full of anthrax.

I wouldnt use things that are extremely significant to my past and personality as horcruxes so that way nobody would ever find them.
Also assuming i still get to the exact same point Voldemort did by the last book, when I kill Harry and indadvertantly destroy the horcrux within him i wouldnt bring his body back to Hogwarts to show off. I would cut his head off. Cant come back to life if your heads gone

>Kill Harry
>Neville comes out of nowhere and kills me because of the prophecy bullshit

Can I get some genuine plot holes?

No clue of straight up plotholes. However in Harry Potter magic is used in the most retarded ways possible. All adults either have a sub 70 IQ or some other mental illness that causes them to not use their godlike powers to expand their technologies.

Instead the most advanced fucking thing in the universe seem to be moving chocolate frogs and portals to other dimensions (which they use as an execution method or some shit)

Nobody even tryin to use those mini time machines to fix everyhthing rhey seek to work with the recent events but no more than few hours

Rules of Quidditch making no sense? You can probably say the currency being retarded as well but that's based on pre-decimalised British currency making no sense either.

To give Rowling some credit she realised what a problem for the plot they were and destroyed them all in the 5th book. Ignore the Cursed Child.

DULLEST
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Wizards don't have technology because any time a wizard gets interested in muggle stuff they are labeled a blood traitor and have their pay cut so much their family is somehow poor despite being wizards.

Why would I want to kill him? He's a horcrux himself. I'd want him NOT to die. If anything, I'd try to convert him to my side.

>REMOVUS ME POOPUS

Shoot him in the head at a distance

I wouldve purposely trained him wrong, as a joke

So, the society is made out of literal retards?

Also this niggah is poor because dumb as a motherfucker. He mislabels everything and doesn't know what he's doing at all. The fact that he made his ginger wife shit out that many children is a miracle because he probably doesn't know his way around a vagina either.

Better than funneling all your shit into a river or whatever.

The best way would be to have some kind of septic tank and then just have someone go by every once in a while and vanish all the shit.

fpbp

Kids under 17 can't do magic outside class, have to ask teacher, parents or random passing adult to remove your shit pile in the corner. These people thought they were superior to Muggles?

USA has 6x the population of UK so we have less overall, fact.

No credit to her thats just an even bigger asspull

>oh no the only timeturners existing in the whole world were destroyed :^)

I'd hire an assassin to hire an assassin to send a small flying droid up to his bedroom window and release a poisonous bug into his room.

Never fails.

Why would I bother with him when Longbottom is the Chosen One?

And not even all magic.

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I would try a series of elaborate, rube-golbergian style plots involving a string of different magical twists all while enjoying the antics of the main players. If all goes well, it will take 10 years and 8 films, but we'll all get very, very rich.

>So, the society is made out of literal retards?
Yes. Wizards in HP have proven every book that they are a bunch of fucking inbred retards. It's what happens when a children's book blows out of proportion and the hack writer and the stupid fanbase starts pretending that it's a serious and mature series.

Where is it?

Why didn't they just dress as English policemen and take Harry out of the Dursley's house, then kill him?

hell, they could probably have gotten the dursleys to do it and then killed the dursleys.

I'd kill myself to end the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy Arnold having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance.

Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before.

>a-and now you swear you can taste the sweat
"No!"
That's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you.

Smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty. The beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Kidnap Potter, take him to muggle world, drop him off in Chicago with a roll of benjamins, a bag of weed, and a "fuck Trayvon" shirt on.

He's dead within 5 minutes.

Harry Potter and the Religion of Peace

How much would Harry Potter improve if the titular character was a chav?

>>REMOVUS ME POOPUS
>>FETUS DELETUS

I'd beat him at sports, be more aggressive, fuck all his girls and when he retreats into his safespace I hit him with the bbc porn until he killed himself.