Southern California beaches closed massive sewage spill

Pol you just memed a pipe explosion into existance

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Thanks you Kek.

>"a happening with California involving water"

!!!

>Sup Forums is becoming responsible for everything in this world through meme magic

>gas pipes exploding
>sewage pipes exploding
Thank god we're maintaining our infrastructure instead of wasting all the money on gibs for spics.

I saw no memes about california swage. Explain how we memed this into existence.

it was a get in a thread yesterday

Somebody will report in, I don't have the pic though.

It was about poison waters or some such, lots of double digits.

I think this is radiation related from nuclear bombs not sewage related

KEK IS ABSOLUTE!!!

checked and KEK'd

Praise kek

Try an hour ago

POO POO
O
O

POO POO
O
O

PEE
E
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PEE
E
E

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I can't help but wonder if this is a poo in loo false flag.

H-haha OK guys it was really funny. But maybe it's time to stop posting this kek meme? Meme magic isn't real, but if it was we should be so careless with it!

I wasn't a believer till now.

I'm scared, we have no control over it, this is too much power in our hands.

lets get this started

DESIGNATED SHITTING BEACHES

Kek allow me the digits to convince this doubter

To the disciple of Kek that willed this wrath upon Southern California: Please continue, at least for another month but then stop because I will have to live there for the next three years.

can we meme something else into existence pls
im starting to question reality can we get some proof we live in a computer simulation or something

>tainted with filth
>mfw sewage contamination

I work in a call center handling large volumes of calls from LA. I pray every day for that shit hole to fall into the sea.

>Pol you just memed a pipe explosion into existance
Pipe of raw sewage. As if KEK just urinated and pooed, let it ferment, then douse the Commiefornians with it because they deserve it for being shit and piss people.

>until now

There are dozens if examples of Kek's fuckery in the real world. Some user must have a collage somewhere. Just don't forget commandment #1

KEK, if you can hear your loyal supporter, let me be a conduit for the meme magic! The next dubs in response to this post will be your sign to us of what is to come.

the one that convinced me was when some people were shot in turkey or w.e a few months back (or something like that), Sup Forums was discussing it and then turns out clearer pics showed up with 'PEPE' spraypainted on the wall over the dead bodies

Praise Kek! Sing his name to the heavens!

Nuclear attack off the coast in so cal was tripped. It'll happen

MFW in coastal town in so cal

PRAISE KEK!

Another miracle! HA and there are still those who deny Kek's power.

>"a happening with California involving water"
Yep. Also, Commiefornians deliberately added feminizing hormones in the water by dumping plastic balls into the water supply.

They want Commiefornians to be as faggoty and as tranny as possible, so it would be easier to subvert them.

And it's working. Because dumb Commiefornians don't know any better.

Mass chad executions

those were my gets

what have i done..

did i will it or did kek just speak through my gets...

praise kek

See

wtf I love kek now!

>Water cutting measures had the unintended side effect of reducing wash off from storm drains which made the beaches cleaner than they'd been in decades.

Well so much for that.
I like how because of how much bullshit we waste money on our infrastructure is falling apart and no one cares.
LA roads are almost fucking Africa tier with potholes now. So many people swerve to avoid them and they're so constant that the traffic looks like a perpetual car chase scene.

>in our hands
No we are simply in keks

Go do some digging into quantum physics and you'll find it rather difficult to believe this world is real.

You better get some new prospects user, and fast.

I was there with you. I was the user for LA. And now we have

kek I wanna marry you give me your strength!!!! bless us all kek!!! make America great again

Today I got doubles for predicting a rogue helicopter going apeshit on the ankara parliament building
fingers crossed
praise kek :3

Did they dump moonshine in yours, Cletus? That's probably the stupidest thing I've heard all day.

YES!!!

FUCK CALI

Blessed is this mess

...

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

space.com/32543-universe-a-simulation-asimov-debate.html

This is a pretty common theory.

Witnessed welcome brother

...

Kek loves you as well, starchild

>HE IS AWOKEN
After a 3000 year slumber, a bunch of nazis and teenagers roused up an ancient deity with frogpictures and repeating digits.
Praise

>yfw La Jolla is first.

will kek varify this?

interesting

>US Surfing Open in Hunting Beach just 3 days away

FUCK

I was going to that :(

Saw this in a thread 10-20 mins ago, wtf.

PRAIS THE KEK.

It's real, Tyrone.

grist.org/article/why-shade-balls-arent-such-a-great-idea-after-all/

hey im a hardworking american living in the country side

i just have kek in my heart is all

Kek is with us.

well shit..
praise be unto kek.

only Kek can tell us what will happen and what can not.
Praise Kek

LB is one of the most polluted beaches in the area anyways because of the port.

Terrible beach, nobody swims there. I think a few months ago there was also a sewage pipe burst near venice.

I usually go to the OC beaches or if I'm feeling fancy norther SD county beaches.

There'll be much more than just that

>Commiefornians deliberately added feminizing hormones in the water by dumping plastic balls into the water supply.
You don't really believe this, right?

pRAISE kEK

>Try an hour ago

But this happened over a day ago, check the article. Monday.

lets meme a low yield nuclear blast in Ankara?

Urien is top tier in SFV

America wins cap cup

Checked and kekked

Kek has spoken

KEK recgonzies this roach, bless him.

So it shall be

PRAISE KEK!

Date published says today. Real get says it's yet to happen

checked

also thread a couple days ago predicted a Turkey happens

your posts and now this phew..

i need a drink

>It was an attack by le random trolls
Blameshifting at it's finest.

Disgusting..

>Date published says today.


>A buried pipe some 20 miles away in Los Angeles collapsed Monday

>Collapsed Monday
>Monday

Kek confirms ankara helicopter habbening imminent, I think we might have found our true God
PRAISE KEK

turkish civil war

I read the article, and I live nearby and this is the first I've heard of it. Real happening at

new happening in florida kek?

water needs to be tainted that the happening, so we shall see user

praise kekekekkekekekkkkek

drink well ameri-chan
the power of Kek is scary and comforting at the same time

Dub 79 and 9. Rare kek

Just one question, how do you implode a nucleus?

It is certain

thanks for the (You) bb x

meme magic has gone to far

→
i believe now too

There ya go SC

Or have we not gone far enough?

You shut down the atoms

Let's just meme nuclear warfare and death.

Hill will be kill?

it would be extremely painful

Do your service to the nation.

CRYPTOLOGIST REPORT.

Fyi brother, a turkey happening was predicted in another thread

Stay safe