So why was he covered in smegma?

So why was he covered in smegma?

whats that?

an alien called 'TE'

BP

delete this ;_;

>we can take over the crack game

This disturbed me as a kid

Same, the first time I watched it I got that awful feeling where your body goes cold and you can feel panic seeping into your neck

I got that feeling a lot as a kid though

JUST

Hobos and High Schoolers

This, anyone who claims they wouldn't have porked that prime freebie is lying

It's even scarier later in life when you see cadavers and notice their skin mottles in the same way.

ELLIOT ELLIOT

I hated it when that fucker started croaking

Lol

A bunch of hunters found him and gangbanged the shit out of him.

That's why he was dying, he was just too ashamed to tell anyone what happened.

ayy lmao

My uncle used to scare the shit out of me with this crap.

>dat ass

>tfw i never watched E.T. but i had a cassette of it which was basically the movie audio + narration

>I know you been talkin' about me with your ayy lmaos!

et phone home alright

They really fucking hated that little dude.

Of course they did, he's like 100% foreskin. Gross.

What did they mean by this?!

>oouuuch

Unironically the comfiest cinema of all time.

It's a perfect reflection of our childhood, it's got all the moments. Even the scary and sad ones.

It's way up there with The "X" Files, which I think really borrowed a lot from E.T.

he came to me